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Get ready to sit back and relax -- adorned in this blunt-yet-instructional tank-top -- and binge-listen to hours of true crime podcasts. It's the ultimate "me-time" wear for mystery-loving ladies looking into unsolved murders, the wrongfully accused, missing persons, shady conspiracies, cults, and more. This tank is fashionable enough for Armchair Detectives queuing up tons of true crime podcasts, as well. And guys: It's a great gift for any woman in your life who's a true crime fanatic. 

Here’s a special shirt to contradict that age-old stereotype that unicorns can’t drive. How you like them apples, society? Mythological creatures do have the ability to operate moving vans and panel trucks! Our specially trained and bonded unicorns will be extra kind packing and moving your stuff. And remember: The first hour of service is always half-off. If you're lucky, you'll watch our unicorns drive their truck through a rainbow...because they care. 

It’s not science unless something explodes. So put on some gloves and guard your eyebrows, because we are going to make some science Bill Nye the Science Guy style! Drop some Mentos in Diet Coke, step back and watch her blow! Don’t want artificial sweetener in your hair? Then next time read the warning on this canvas.

Do you frequently get that look from people following one of your little snarky remarks? You know the look. You’ll make a clever, sarcastic comment, and even if it isn’t out loud, that stare speaks the words: “You’re a smartass.” You laugh. Like you don’t already know it.

This canvas just says it all, doesn’t it? Consider the world warned when you sport this beauty at the bar, at the store. Or if you’re feeling particularly ballsy, see how many laughs it will get at work. Or at your cousin’s wedding next month. If she gets mad, just smile and say, “Better a smartass than a dumbass.”

You too can be a champion of justice, destined to right wrongs and triumph over evil. All an everyday hero needs to transform into a “Pretty Guardian” is this poster. “And that means you.”

Because every little Sailor-Moon fan has held a makeup compact overhead and said “Moon Prism Power.” Or at least once in their life used the phrase “In the name of the moon, I will punish you.” Like being a Sailor Scout was the only way we could impact the world. But anyone can make a difference in the real world without a talking black cat or an enchanted makeup case.

The hashtag you use on social media sites to get others to follow you. Usually in return for following them.

Use #followme to follow Sexy Hackers and More Than Rewards, and we might even follow you back. Plus you can use it to have others follow you. Just be careful about stalkers. #eCulture

Beards complement your face, and keep your face warm. They also work well as a napkin, so your shirt stays clean. #GetInspired

Here at More Than Rewards, we absolutely love our beards. Most of the men in our company have them. They are even pretty awesome in length and volume. We love all kinds of beards, and we will proudly wear them with pride as we display this poster! So join us in our beard pride by buying and displaying this poster!

For all your otaku (someone who adores anime) friends! #eCulture

If you find yourself absorbed and binge-watching an anime for hours on end or cosplaying at all the conventions you can find, then you might be an otaku (someone who really loves anime). If you find this shirt kawaii (adorable) and it is love at first sight, then this "Keep Calm and Anime On" canvas is perfect for you!

Get lots of score-points on the field-court before the buzzer clock! For the clueless sports fans. #eCulture

If you like to cheer on sports games, but have no idea what the rules or terms of the game are. This poster is for you. You can hang this proudly in your home or office, to let everyone know, you care about sports but are pretty much clueless.