11-28-2019 19:12 pm
$ 39.99
Cat Nitendo: Holiday Edition Unisex Hoodies
Time to get nostalgic with this hoodie, featuring a classic NES cartridge for the Holiday Edition of the fictitious Nintendo game." This design suggests that the make-believe game's protagonist, Santa Claus-impersonating feline, will be armed and on the hunt for rodents this Christmas season. This fun, vintage, hooded sweatshirt is perfect for that uncomfortable family get-together or a casual office holiday party.
11-25-2019 11:07 am
$ 14.99
Gangster Coffee Mug
Have you ever felt particularly gangster while drinking your morning brew? Well, then we have just the thing for you! The black and white graphic design of this ceramic mug depicts your quintessential morning with a hot cup of joe to fuel your body for a long day. If "coffee is life," then this mug is the OG!
11-22-2019 13:54 pm
$ 29.99
Christmas Pizza Unisex Sweatshirts
Are you tired of all the cheesy Christmas Sweatshirts? Well then check out this saucy, little sweatshirt! Playing off the traditional Ugly Sweater pattern, this comfy sweatshirt features slices of pepperoni pizza and snowflakes for a deliciously festive holiday season! Get the top with all the toppings.
11-18-2019 11:19 am
$ 19.99
No Internet Dino Ugly Unisex T-shirt
Ugly Sweater Party this holiday season? Sexy Hackers has you covered with this wacky tacky design featuring our favorite extinct beasts! This merry and bright, cotton t-shirt is decked with light-speckled pine trees and cactuses, as well as Santa Hat-clad tyrannosaurus rex. Oh, what fun you will have "dashing through the snow" and "rocking around the Christmas tree" in this one-of-a-kind tee.
11-08-2019 01:03 am
$ 19.99
Believe Unisex T-shirt
Bigfoot. The Loch Ness Monster. Ghosts. There are believers, and then there are the haters. Shun the nonbelievers! I mean, come on. For some of these mysterious beings, all they have is the faith of their believers: no solid evidence, no credible sources. You can’t take that away! Wear this comfy, cotton t-shirt to express your sense of wonder to the world.
10-30-2019 23:52 pm
$ 29.99
Zombie SexyHackers Team Unisex Sweatshirts
If you shamble and stagger out of bed, dragging your lifeless limbs around in a groggy state of mind until you get your morning cup of joe -- much like us here at Sexy Hackers -- then this hilarious, comfy sweatshirt is for you. An homage to the infamous brainless living dead, this sweatshirt parodies our staff's addiction to coffee and that 8 AM caffeine injections to jumpstart our day.
09-20-2019 11:24 am
$ 29.99
Basic Witch Brew Coffee Unisex Sweatshirts
If you are lined up outside your favorite National coffee chain for Pumpkin Spice Lattes before the first autumn leaves have even fallen, then this might be just the shirt for you. This Basic Witch, sweatshirt is perfect for flying around on your broomstick while sipping your annual "double, double toil and trouble" caffeinated, cauldron brew. If you are feeling a little witchy, that is.
09-20-2019 07:52 am
$ 29.99
Unicorns Vs Narwalls Unisex Sweatshirts
Animal Kingdom Mortal Kombat: battle of the horned beasts. In one corner, the mythical, majestic unicorn; in the other, the Arctic-dwelling, tusked narwhal. Wear this comfy sweatshirt featuring the epic showdown and take the debate to the streets. Round one, fight! Who will win?
08-23-2019 13:29 pm
$ 19.99
Cats Work on Computers Unisex T-shirt
Cats already rule the internet as memes, goofy gifs, and videos featuring their reactions to various vegetables. And yet, they often demand more attention. This funny, cotton t-shirt reminds us of the all-too-familiar situation of kitties plopping on your lap, peeking around your computer, and even lying across the keyboard for an extra pet. "Hello Hooman" indeed.
06-18-2019 07:48 am
$ 22.99
Critical Hit Women's Racer-Back Tank-Top
A tank-top like this can make even a noob a natural 20 in the world of fantasy role-playing, table-top games. You will be so striking you might deal double damage. Take a chance, don’t think twice and roll the polyhedral dice. This shirt is sure to be a hit.
05-29-2019 15:34 pm
$ 22.99
SHTV All Character Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Are you hanging out in the land of Generica? Then you may be familiar with our Dungeons and Dragons inspired, "Whose Line Is It Anyway" type show, No Dice (shameless plug for our Twitch Channel http://twitch.tv/sxyHACKERS). This comfy, racer-back tank-top features a chibi, fan-art inspired by No Dice. Shout out to the artist, April, for creating this fun design. You can follow her on Instagram @dillie.pickles; you can also follow the whole No Dice Crew. Catch us every Monday at 7 PM Central on Twitch TV.
05-19-2019 01:47 am
$ 19.99
SHTV Captain Cecaelia Unisex T-shirt
Are you hanging out in the land of Generica? Then you may be familiar with our Dungeons and Dragons inspired, "Whose Line Is It Anyway" type show, No Dice (shameless plug for our Twitch Channel http://twitch.tv/sxyHACKERS). This comfy, cotton t-shirt features a chibi, fan-art inspired by No Dice. Shout out to the artist, April, for creating this fun design. You can follow her on Instagram @dillie.pickles; you can also follow Stacy and the rest of the No Dice Crew catch us every Monday at 7 PM Central on Twitch TV.
04-11-2019 08:04 am
$ 29.99
LAX Girl Sweatshirt
Show your pride and admiration for lacrosse with this baller sweatshirt. Whether playing on a field or court, or watching from the sidelines, this shirt is sure to catch some eyes. If you love the contact sport of lacrosse, then this sweatshirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe.
02-21-2018 07:03 am
$ 22.99
The Forge Herald Women's Racerback Tank-Top
Attention gamers of every, whether you enjoy the role-playing world of table-top games, the fantasy, card-based realm, games in the form of board or video, The Forge Herald is a phenomenal source for nerd fodder. They share articles and videos about gaming of all varieties. If you are a fan of The Forge Herald, then show your passion and support with this comfy, tri-blend racerback tank-top, great to wear to the office, to parties, or just lounging around the house.
02-15-2018 08:59 am
$ 19.99
Wizard RPG Fantasy Class Title Unisex T-Shirt
No matter what Arcane Tradition you specialize in, whether it’s conjuration, divination or transmutation if you characterize yourself as a Wizard, then this t-shirt is for you. Wizards are powerful magic-users that wield arcane spells instead of melee weapons. This addition to our Character Class shirt series is perfect to wear to your next dice-rolling, spell-casting role-playing get-together.
09-01-2017 08:40 am
$ 22
Fantasy Class Icons Poster
Whether you are a Fighter or a Thief, a Monk or a Sorcerer, if you are a role-playing fan, then you will love this poster. This colorful print on a black background depicts 12 traditional character classes of popular multiplayer RPGs. Decorate your man-cave at home or your office at work. No matter where you hang it, it is sure to be a conversation piece, trying to determine what character class you fall into.
01-27-2017 13:26 pm
$ 19.99
Mr. MTR - Small Print Version Black
It's our logo! Minimalistically Speaking. In an even mini-er version. Rock it with pride.
01-27-2017 11:36 am
$ 19.99
Mr. MTR - Large Print Version Black
It's our logo! Minimalistically Speaking. Rock it with pride.
11-07-2016 11:20 am
$ 22
HTTPSTER Poster
If you’re checking out this poster, I bet you must be a computer nerd or programmer who liked coding before it was cool. Well, fun fact for you, digital-designer hipsters, coding was always cool. Let’s show the world how awesome it is with this stylish, red poster.
10-25-2016 10:18 am
$ 22
X-Box Achievement Unlocked Left the House Poster
Any gamer knows how easy it is to get caught up in a game and lose days in the process. Like a Double XP Weekend of Call of Duty can just consume your days off. For reasons like this, it’s not unrealistic to consider leaving the house, let alone getting off the couch, an unlocked achievement. It very much can feel like a small victory for a hard-core gamer to put down their X-Box controller and take a stroll in reality instead of a virtual world. And you non-gamers that binge-watch Netflix all weekend, you can do with some time outside, too.
10-20-2016 12:29 pm
$ 65
Science: It's Gotten Us This Far Canvas
Sure, science isn’t always the A-student we are looking for, as it produced terrible things like nuclear weaponry and drug-resistant strains of bacteria. It also brought us the horror of the Furby back in the 90s. But science has also brought us a lot of wonderful inventions, too, like penicillin and smart phones. You can’t tell me Snapchat and Flappy Bird have nothing to do with the success of the human race.
10-05-2016 14:50 pm
$ 65
Happy Nutella Jar Canvas
You would be just as happy if you were a jar of creamy, perfectly-blended chocolate and hazelnut. You’re sweet and make everyone smile. Plus, you are a magically diverse little creation. Apples, pretzels, peanut butter, even on some Epic Meal Time bacon…hang on, I ‘gotta go do some groceries.
10-05-2016 11:37 am
$ 65
Take It To The Next Level Donkey Kong Canvas
Life was easier before there were fire-breathing, turtle-dragons and dangerous go-kart courses. So enjoy this throwback to the hay day of arcade games. The original Donkey Kong game, so simple Super Mario wasn’t even Mario yet! He was just known as “Jumpman”. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia of damsels in distress, anthropomorphic-monkey kidnappers, and barrel upon barrel tumbling down a series of ladders in search of a “Game Over.” Not today you drum-flinging prime ape; I’m here for the high score.
09-29-2016 10:25 am
$ 22
Stargate Logo Poster
Put this on your wall and you will instantly be transported to a whole new world. Maybe your mother-in-law is visiting and she is just yapping your ear off. Or perhaps your boss just dropped a waist-high stack of paperwork on your desk. At that moment, wouldn’t you just kill to be resting in a shaded hammock with an ice-cold beer? Well, that peace is just a jump-through-a-Stargate away.
