10-13-2022 10:53 am
$ 21.99
Animal Crossing - Buy and Sell Women's Scoopneck T-shirt
Welcome to your own island, where money figuratively AND literally grows on trees. Clear your land of fruit, clumps of weeds, rocks, and insects, fish your waters for sea life, and dump it all at the local shop in exchange for Bells, your island's form of currency. Of course, you can use the money to pay off your interest-free home-loans with the big man raccoon, OR you could buy the random furniture of the day to clutter your house. Ah, the freedom to choose. Wear this video-game-inspired, graphic t-shirt to express that feeling of fun and freedom in the real world.
04-14-2020 18:43 pm
$ 29.99
Air Fist Bump Unisex Sweatshirts
The Corona Virus pandemic of 2020 may be scary to some, but meme-fodder for others. While we at Sexy Hackers still greatly stress the importance of hygienic, safety practices like washing your hands (and singing a little song of your choice to ensure you are washing your hands for the appropriate length of time), we are still going to make jokes and respect the recommended social distancing for COVID-19. Let's immortalize this strange, strange time, with a goofy sweatshirt about "air" fist pumps.
04-14-2020 09:18 am
$ 29.99
I Would Leave For You Unisex Sweatshirts
We at Sexy Hackers still greatly stress the importance of hygienic, safety practices like washing your hands (and singing a little song of your choice to ensure you are washing your hands for the appropriate length of time), we are still going to make jokes. Or make quarantine-inspired pick-up lines and print them on awesome, comfy sweatshirts to immortalize this weird, confusing time.
04-08-2020 10:02 am
$ 39.99
Got Toilet Paper? Unisex Hoodies
We at Sexy Hackers greatly stress the importance of hygienic, safety practices like washing your hands (and singing a little song of your choice to ensure you are washing your hands for the appropriate length of time), we are still going to make jokes, especially revolving around the toilet paper scare. Get yourself some TP and brag about your roll of gold with this funny, hooded sweatshirt.
02-19-2020 13:34 pm
$ 22.99
Cotton Armor Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Get ready to raise your stats in real life with this fun, parody top. Just open your armor menu and then select this vintage RPG-inspired shirt, guaranteed to increase your defense, comfort, and dashing-good-looks. Our humorous, racer-back tank-top has everything a video game fan needs. Now gear up: its time for a quest!
01-22-2020 06:54 am
$ 19.99
Book Wyrm Unisex T-shirt
If you indulge in reading fantasy books and stories, then you are no spineless, invertebrate crawler. A much better-suited name would be a "Book Wyrm," referring instead to mythological, limbless, wingless, serpent-like dragons. You make love literature, but you are still fierce! Wear this majestic, cotton t-shirt to show off your new-found "Book Wyrm" pride.
01-22-2020 02:02 am
$ 19.99
STRxCONxDEX Unisex T-shirt
Looking for a shirt with just as much charisma as your fantasy, role-playing game counter-part? Well, look no further because Sexy Hackers has got you covered with this RPG-inspired, cotton tee featuring Wisdom, Dexterity, and all the other character stats you have come to know and love. Why settle for anything less when you can have it all with your new favorite t-shirt.
01-17-2020 09:22 am
$ 24.99
Verbal Somatic Material Men's Long Sleeve
No matter what kind of magic your roleplaying character possesses, this 100% cotton shirt is sure to cast a spell on you! Gear up for any fantasy, table-top adventure with this comfy long-sleeved shirt and get ready to chant incantations, wave your hands in the air, or conjure a charm through the use of a physical substance. Or all three! Either way, this little beauty is guaranteed, fascinating fun!
01-07-2020 14:07 pm
$ 29.99
You Are Filled With Determination Sweatshirt
Attention all monsters and humans: our new, Undertale-inspired sweatshirt provides 20 defense. Whether you are taking the pacifist or genocide route, this tee is sure to fill you with determination on your journey. This awesome, graphic sweatshirt, cool enough for even Papyrus to wear, is perfect to wear on any date in the underworld or on the surface. Buy this sweatshirt to help send Tem to college!
12-26-2019 20:30 pm
$ 39.99
Role Playing vs Therapy Unisex Hoodies
If like us, you're as committed to pushing your problems deep, deep, down as much as possible, you need this hoodie. It proudly states, "Yes, I am upset that my car is falling apart, and I'm unfulfilled in my personal life, but on the weekends I pretend to be an elf with magic powers and that more than makes up for the monotony of real life." And really, folks, all we really need is that non-destructive outlet. That, and sweet, sweet loot. So buy this comfy, hooded sweatshirt, and shove those sad thoughts deep, deep down, somewhere past Menzoberranzan.
12-17-2019 10:00 am
$ 24.99
All Arcadians Community College Men's Long Sleeve
Ready for higher education, but not quite ready to commit to a full four years? I mean, who has time for that?! That’s Arcadia’s Community College exists – to get you out of the classroom and into the “real” world as fast as possible. Grab this long-sleeved tee to show the world you’re a graduate of Arcadia’s Community College and ready to jump into any quest with minimal training.
12-17-2019 10:00 am
$ 22.99
All Arcadians Community College Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Ready for higher education, but not quite ready to commit to a full four years? I mean, who has time for that?! That’s Arcadia’s Community College exists – to get you out of the classroom and into the “real” world as fast as possible. Grab this tank to show the world you’re a graduate of Arcadia’s Community College and ready to jump into any quest with minimal training.
12-17-2019 10:00 am
$ 19.99
All Arcadians Community College Unisex T-shirt
Ready for higher education, but not quite ready to commit to a full four years? I mean, who has time for that?! That’s Arcadia’s Community College exists – to get you out of the classroom and into the “real” world as fast as possible. Grab this tee to show the world you’re a graduate of Arcadia’s Community College and ready to jump into any quest with minimal training.
12-17-2019 08:19 am
$ 29.99
Flashback Bitches Unisex Sweatshirts
Sometimes a story needs some background, and characters need a way time travel. Arcadia was fresh out of Flux Capacitors, so we invented our own way to go back in time! Wear this sweatshirt whenever you’re planning on flashing back for dramatic effect. DeLorean and plutonium not required.
12-17-2019 01:59 am
$ 19.99
Pi Unisex T-shirt
Math nerds of the world, gather 'round to see this sweet little number. This comfy, cotton tee is perfect to show the world your love and admiration of the mathematic constant of geometry and physics used to measure a circle's circumference based on its diameter. The well-known Greek symbol is the only kind of "pie" you want to have on your t-shirt.
12-12-2019 14:53 pm
$ 29.99
Essential NPC Unisex Sweatshirts
Take a knee all video gamer enthusiast and table-top, role-playing gamers. This humorous, long-sleeved shirt serves as a perfect reminder to any blood-thirsty gamer that not all non-playable characters can be slain. Some NPCs are pivotal in making your quest a success and therefore, can be called NKCs: non-killable characters.
12-10-2019 09:19 am
$ 24.99
YouTube Magicians Love This Unisex T-shirt Men's Long Sleeve Shirt
Do you perform Magic on YouTube or maybe you're going to be on the next America's Got Talent and go up against Eric Chien. Even if you're just hanging out on the street corner performing card tricks doing a little Prestidigitation on the sideline then this is for you. If you don't know what Prestidigitation is then clearly you're not down with the magician's code. You better take a Master Class from Penn & Teller or call up Phil Dunphy and Criss Angel for help, whatever you do avoid David Blaine, that dude gives us the creeps.
11-29-2019 03:41 am
$ 19.99
OP Gamer Unisex T-shirt
A hardcore gamer's life is not easy, whether it's running away from a zombie or button-mashing desperately to defeat a boss, a true gamer knows it is more than a hobby: it's a lifestyle. Wear this awesome, cotton t-shirt to let the world know of your OP Gamer status. Or just wear it on the couch while you submerge yourself in another round of Call of Duty.
11-28-2019 17:45 pm
$ 29.99
Yeah I Party Unisex Sweatshirts
Not to brag, but this comfy sweatshirt is pretty baller, and it is sure to let the world know how baller you are, too. Buy this shirt and keep the festivities going all night, because “a fantasy, table-top role-playing party don’t stop.” Wear this must-have sweatshirt and prepare yourself for a dragon-slaying, dice-rolling, RPG marathon!
11-28-2019 20:09 pm
$ 19.99
Rainbow Dice Sword Men's Unisex T-Shirt
Unsheathe your sword (or draw your bow or prepare your staff - whatever weapon your character chooses) and roll those polyhedral dice. Arm yourself with this colorful, killer tee to wear on your next fantasy, role-playing adventure. Whether you’re a Fighter or a Rogue, and table-top gamer is sure to look sharp wearing this comfy, cotton t-shirt.
11-26-2019 11:44 am
$ 16.99
Writer Color-Changing Coffee Mug
If you create entire worlds and characters with only your words, then this is the coffee mug for you. The black and white graphic design of this ceramic mug depicts your quintessential morning with a hot cup of joe to fuel your mind for a long day of writing, all while informing those around you of your passion for the written word. Whether you create novels, short stories, or even poetry, this here is one hot mug you don't want to write off.
11-22-2019 11:25 am
$ 39.99
We Came We Saw We Kicked Unisex Hoodies
Is your home, school, or workplace haunted with spirits, terrorizing you day in and day out? Who you gonna' call? Ghostbusters! Wearing tan jumpsuits and huge vacuum canisters, the local Ghostbusters will speed over in an Ecto-1 hearse to suck up any poltergeists dwelling in your halls. Show your support and respect for their hard work by wearing this fun, hooded sweatshirt. You ain't afraid of no ghost!
11-07-2019 21:28 pm
$ 39.99
WTF Unisex Hoodies
There has never been a better exclamation of shock or disbelief than "what the f*ck?" Though there have been many variations, both censored and explicit, you just can't beat the original WTF. Express the satisfying acronym with this fun, hooded sweatshirt, a perfect addition to your wardrobe no matter what "WTF" alternatives you use.
10-31-2019 17:46 pm
$ 19.99
Apollo Knit Unisex T-shirt
All work and no play make the Apollo 11 moon landing a total hoax? A conspiracy theory so popular it made its way into the Overlook Hotel in Stanley Kubrick's 1980 horror classic, The Shining. Whether you enjoy the film or strongly support either side of the age-old, moon-landing debate, you certainly can't "fake" your love for this cotton t-shirt, inspired by the iconic Danny Torrance sweater.
10-25-2019 08:52 am
$ 14.99
Sorcerer RPG Coffee Mug
Here is a coffee mug sure to cast a spell on your heart! This addition to our Character Class series is designed for the Sorcerer. A Sorcerer is a powerful being gifted with natural, arcane magic. You’ll be shaking up more than dice when you drink from this official, Game Master approved, role-playing mug to your next magical quest.
