05-29-2015 13:27 pm
$ 24.99
Dr. Emmett Brown is the Smartest Around Unisex T-Shirt
GREAT SCOTT!! Are you trying to build a Flux Capacitor again? Word on the street is that's what makes time travel possible. Wear this and tell the world that Doc Brown is just as smart as those other guys. #eCulture
We started thinking you know Dr. Emmett Brown never gets enough credit for creating time travel. Sure he slips and fell off his toilet and came up with the idea of the Flux Capacitor but he is still smarter than those other crazy scientists out there.
02-05-2018 11:19 am
$ 19.99
Cleric Class Large Title Unisex T-Shirt
If you and your role-playing character have identified as a magical Cleric in a popular table-top fantasy game, there this is the t-shirt for you! The latest in our Character Class shirt series, this design was created exclusively for our Cleric-class friends, no matter your divine domain. Made with 100% comfy, cotton, this is the perfect role-playing tee to wear while healing your team or controlling the undead in your next fantasy adventure.
09-15-2014 14:48 pm
$ 19.99
Lives Remaining Zero Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers
Each person only has one life to live in this this world. But even the most brutal 8-bit video games, like Ninja Gaiden and Battletoads, give you multiple lives or "continues" to finish your quest. You know, Super Mario Brothers 2 and Zelda II: The Adventure of Link grant you both lives AND hearts - how generous! Think about it: This retro gaming shirt is much more than a nostalgic prop; it's actually a deep philosophical depiction of how fragile life really is. Aren't we all on our "last life," and don't we each carry only one heart? Unless - that is - you believe in some sort of reincarnation. Either way, if you're a gamer, you know the feeling of being so close to a goal with little or no lives left. Celebrate that familiar frustration by wearing this stylish t-shirt.
10-20-2022 09:16 am
$ 22
A Good Plan Violently Executed Today is Far and Away Better Than a Perfect Plan Tomorrow Poster
General Patton’s philosophies may have made him just as controversial as he was successful on the violent battlefields of World War II. He does have a point, though: Some people do spend ghastly amounts of time planning instead of executing. Perfection-standard thinking may produce wonderfully complex schemes, but perhaps at the cost of losing time-sensitive opportunities. So, if you think that’s great advice, stop mulling it over and order this inspirational Patton poster or t-shirt now!
05-21-2020 09:38 am
$ 29.99
Animal Crossing - Turnip Prices Unisex Sweatshirts
Welcome to your own island. While you might spend your week grinding, chopping lumber, shaking trees for fruit, and fishing your waters clean of all wild life, Sundays will offer you a new possibility. Every Sunday morning, you will come across a little farmer wondering your island, selling turnips. While the bland, root vegetable might not sound like much, your favorite pair of raccoons will later buy your turnips, sometimes for a profit! Wear this goofy, video-game-inspired sweatshirt to let the world know you are an active member in the famous Turnip Stock Market.
03-16-2016 13:44 pm
$ 19.99
Cookie Monster Pac-Man Unisex T-Shirt
What if PAC-MAN and Ms. PAC-MAN digitally procreated, but the child was exposed to an experimental Rogaine-infused mutagen in a corn syrup substrate? (Wearing this unique shirt will definitely get people thinking.) The horrific result would probably be something similar to the beloved yet eternally hungry Cookie Monster. Except he wouldn't eat apples and cherries with those power pellets - instead, he would chomp and gnaw everything in his path to those delicious cookies. PAC-MAN would be proud: His little Cookie Monster could eat those white dots all day and still have room to devour blue ghosts, with cookies being the reward. “Om nom nom nom” indeed. If the Sesame Street puppet found himself in PAC-MAN's retro video game world, not Blinky, Pinky, Inky, or Clyde could ever stop Cookie Monster's pursuit of chocolate chip delights.
06-09-2015 09:55 am
$ 19.99
Some People Call Me A Carpenter Unisex T-Shirt
Being a carpenter is a very rewarding trade, but being a dad is the most rewarding. #GetInspired
Show your dad how much you love him with this shirt.
08-20-2020 13:39 pm
$ 29.99
Hello World Unisex Sweatshirts
Hello world! Our brand new sweatshirt featuring a fun, original graphic design is sure to give your wardrobe the pop you have been looking for!
03-05-2019 08:18 am
$ 19.99
Son of Oculus - Cut-Out Variation Unisex T-Shirt
Inspired by the infamous 1964 self-portrait by René Magritte, Son of Man, a modern twist has been applied to the Bowler-Hat man for this satirical t-shirt. We always want to see what is hidden, and living in this digital age, technology like virtual reality headsets allow us to see more than ever before. This commentary shirt is perfect to wear out for drinks or to the office and is certain to make a bold, yet humorous, statement!
10-11-2018 08:35 am
$ 29.99
Sleepy Ralph Embroidered Headless Horseman Unisex Polo Shirt
Many fans of the Headless Horseman, as famously portrayed in the "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" story, do not know he was quite an athletic gentleman. All he really wanted (besides murderous revenge) was to participate in a fair game of polo -- the "sport of kings." Although, without having the proper gear and a corporeal head, he was denied entry into the Federation of International Polo. This fashionable polo shirt commemorates the Headless Horseman's rampage as he took to the Tarrytown countryside with a sack full of pumpkins and a head-lopping sword. Wear it to a Halloween party, your business-casual workplace, or anywhere, really. You'll be sure to get a thumbs up on this impressive embroidered Headless Horseman polo shirt.
09-22-2016 15:52 pm
$ 19.99
Purrito Cat Burrito Funny Unisex T-Shirt
You know how people gush over babies like, “You’re just so cute! I want to eat you up!” The same is often said about adorable cats and kittens. I’m sure there are people who have cooed at their Taco Bell steak XXL stuffed burrito, too. What? Like your eyes never joyfully teared when they called your order number and handed you that cheese-filled, meaty wrap. Pure happiness. Show your love of cats and burritos by wearing this cute, funny - and maybe disturbing - graphic tee.
09-26-2017 10:01 am
$ 19.99
Girls Got Game Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers
Ladies, roll up your sleeves and shake up those polyhedral dice because our new RPG-Inspired designs are here! Whether you’re a girl looking to represent or a guy looking to support female gamers, this fun and colorful t-shirt is a must-have for any fan of the fantasy, role-playing world. Our comfy, 100% cotton shirts are Game-Master approved and perfect to wear on any fictional, table-top adventure.
05-25-2016 09:23 am
$ 19.99
Eureka Days - June - 2016
Every month the MTR Crew has a special day which they get to work on a project that allows them to be more awesome. This day is called "Eureka Days", you can learn more about them by clicking here.
06-06-2019 07:57 am
$ 29.99
Sexy Hackers Embroidered Cat Logo Wool Blend Snapback Hat
Represent our brand with this awesome Snapback Hat featuring our iconic Sexy Hackers logo. Nothing quite sells our personality like a sassy feline sporting hipster glasses and a Rosie-the-Riveter headband. The logo/cat also has a hint of rockabilly inspiration - I think it's that Elvis-like pomade hair sweep. This hat may also appeal to you if you like cats, hipsters, 1950's diner waitresses, or you support women working in munition factories. Whatever the reason, this is one great cap worth adding to your wardrobe!
01-17-2020 08:06 am
$ 37.99
Hack The Planet - Unisex Embroidered Sweatpants
Who remembers the 1995 cult classic HACKERS with young Angelina Jolie! Zero Cool and Crash Override is about to hack the planet with those old computers. When they do they are going to be wearing these sweat pants. So if you're computer hacker better suite up, grab some mountain dew because it's gonna get wild.
10-02-2018 10:15 am
$ 19.99
Air Hollow Headless Horseman Parody Unisex T-Shirt
What if the Headless Horseman from "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" could slam dunk his magical pumpkin head just like His Airness could effortlessly dunk a basketball? Well, the horseman's iconic red logo might be applied to merch like riding boots, leather saddles, and cavalry swords as well as shoes, headbands, shorts -- and this comfortable t-shirt. Millions of fans might also proclaim "I wanna be like Ike" -- that is, Ichabod Crane. You'll be dressed to impress by wearing this funny Air Hollow tee to your next Halloween party or basketball game.
10-20-2022 09:16 am
$ 22.99
#Relentless Knit Beanie
Robin Sharma, Self-Help Writer and Leadership Speaker
Be all in or all out. There is no halfway. Robin Sharma says, "Become one of the rare people who don't know how to quit." Arthur Ashe also says, "Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can." Be tenacious in everything you do and show the world you will not give up without a fight. #GetInspired
10-25-2016 10:09 am
$ 19.99
X-Box Achievement Unlocked Left the House Funny Unisex T-Shirt
Any gamer knows how easy it is to get absolutely immersed in a video game, consuming days - and even weeks - of time. Double XP weekends, a new Call of Duty, a popular MMO, the latest DLC, or a new RPG will demand full retreat from the "real" world. It’s not unrealistic to consider leaving the house, let alone getting off the couch, an "unlocked achievement." A hard-core gamer can experience a small victory putting down their X-Box (or PS4 Dualshock) controller, so celebrate your first day outside by wearing this funny shirt. (And you non-gamers that binge-watch Netflix all weekend: You could benefit from some time outside, too.)
02-21-2018 07:00 am
$ 19.99
The Forge Herald Unisex T-Shirt
Attention gamers of every, whether you enjoy the role-playing world of table-top games, the fantasy, card-based realm, games in the form of board or video, The Forge Herald is a phenomenal source for nerd fodder. They share articles and videos about gaming of all varieties. If you are a fan of The Forge Herald, then show your passion and support with this comfy, 100% cotton t-shirt, great to wear to the office, to parties, or just lounging around the house.
04-02-2021 11:41 am
$ 29.99
Gimme The Stimmy Unisex Sweatshirts
It's been a rough year and we're all sick of struggling, but hope is on the horizon. It's only a matter of time before our bank accounts are back from the dead and bills can get paid (along with some door dash and new shoes of course). We are ready to rejoice -- just "Gimme The Stimmy!!"
11-11-2020 05:25 am
$ 19.99
I'm Not Happy Til You're Not Happy Unisex T-shirt
Listen up all you sarcastic, spunky misfits; we have just the shirt for you. This comfy, cotton t-shirt is a perfect gag gift sure to play for a good laugh. So if you find happiness at other's misfortunes, or just enjoy the sadistic nature of comedy, then this tee is exactly what you are looking for.
06-23-2020 09:28 am
$ 19.99
The Child Unisex T-shirt
Since the launch of the latest, conglomerate streaming service -- a particular saga spin-off series on said streaming service -- this baby's green face has been everywhere! The Space Opera got a sci-fi Western sort of twist: instead of following a group of rebels hell-bent on taking down the galactic empire, the story is of a bounty hunter who takes on a fatherly role to a small, alien child with familiar telekinetic powers. As fans of the show, we at Sexy Hackers are excited to bring you this awesome t-shirt to honor the greatness of the saga as a whole, as well as this 8-episode series.
07-07-2016 10:06 am
$ 19.99
Cancer Sucks Balls Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers
Whether you've had cancer, or you know a friend or family member who's had at least one of the 200 permutations of the disease, cancer sucks balls. Marvel Comic’s legendary anti-hero and cancer patient, Wade Wilson (A.K.A. Deadpool), said cancer is a “sh*t-show.” That is true, as well. While some people cope with the illness using humor, cancer is still a major life-or-death struggle for millions of men, women, and children. Wearing this t-shirt could be a great way of showing your support for any patients in your life.
01-17-2020 09:22 am
$ 22.99
Verbal Somatic Material Women's Racer-back Tank-top
No matter what kind of magic your roleplaying character possesses, this racer-back tank-top is sure to cast a spell on you! Gear up for any fantasy, table-top adventure with this comfy tank and get ready to chant incantations, wave your hands in the air, or conjure a charm through the use of a physical substance. Or all three! Either way, this little beauty is guaranteed, fascinating fun!
11-29-2019 09:52 am
$ 22.99
Rainbow Dice Sword Women's Racer-Back Tank-Top
Unsheathe your sword (or draw your bow or prepare your staff - whatever weapon your character chooses) and roll those polyhedral dice. Arm yourself with this colorful, killer top to wear on your next fantasy, role-playing adventure. Whether you’re a Fighter or a Rogue, and table-top gamer is sure to look sharp wearing this comfy, racer-back tank-top.