07-07-2016 09:29 am
$ 19.99
There is No Cloud Funny Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers

Don’t be fooled by the mystical technology term all these computer people and smartphone peddlers are throwing around. "The cloud” is nothing more than a network of computer servers used for storage backups and media sharing. No wispy, fluffy puffs of moisture floating high in the stratosphere magically contains iPhone photos of your vacation to Cancun last year. Nope. Just a bunch of machines that are hoarding insane amounts of your old emails and Google searches. Wear this shirt to educate the masses, or use it to start random debates on the merits of local storage options.





06-05-2019 16:07 pm
$ 19.99
Chaotic Evil Alignment Unisex T-Shirt

Role-playing characters are based on the nine alignments: a chart of good/neutral/evil and lawful/neutral/ chaotic. While the goody-two-shoes of the world make up the Lawful Good, the “destroyers” are less forgiving. Chaotic Evil are the characters that burn down villages, and murder peasants, and orders 6 drinks with lunch and wants to split the bill evenly. Monsters. They are selfish and wicked, but you wouldn’t expect anything less. So, reveal your roleplaying alignment to the gaming world by proudly wearing this evil (yet comfortable) 100% cotton t-shirt.





10-14-2014 13:29 pm
$ 22
Company Rules Poster

Jason Brethorst, Founder of More Than Rewards

You are one of the influences on your work environment which means that it can be negative or positive. Every day it's up to you to determine how things are going to go. Lead with stellar attitude.





02-11-2016 14:50 pm
$ 19.99
Avengers Doth Mother Know Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers

In an comic book action movie filled to the brim with laugh-inducing dialogue, this one quote stood above the rest. During an altercation between Ironman and Thor in The Avengers, Stark’s quip comparing the Asgardian’s outfit to that of “Shakespeare in the Park” had audiences cracking up so hard they missed the rest of the conversation. It’s just such a funny line, you don’t need to be a superhero film fanatic to enjoy wearing this sarcastic t-shirt. 





08-31-2017 10:41 am
$ 19.99
I'm Here Because I Was Told There Would Be Dragons Unisex T-Shirt

We created this shirt to put a nerdy spin on the popular “I’m here because I was told there would be…” memes that have been setting the internet on fire. While normally about tacos, donuts, or hot chicks, geeks like us are more likely to attend social gatherings that involve dragons. Wear this awesome 100% cotton tee, and bring the dragons with you everywhere you go.





08-22-2016 10:09 am
$ 19.99
Sexy Hackers Logo Unisex Shirt by Sexy Hackers

Represent our brand with this awesome tee featuring our iconic Sexy Hackers logo. Nothing quite sells our personality like a sassy feline sporting hipster glasses and a Rosie-the-Riveter headband. The logo/cat also has a hint of rockabilly inspiration - I think it's that Elvis-like pomade hair sweep. Anyway, you can also buy this t-shirt if you like cats, hipsters, 1950's diner waitresses, or you support women working in munition factories. Whatever the reason, this is one great shirt worth adding to your wardrobe.





11-29-2019 09:52 am
$ 39.99
Rainbow Dice Sword Unisex Hoodies

Unsheathe your sword (or draw your bow or prepare your staff - whatever weapon your character chooses) and roll those polyhedral dice. Arm yourself with this colorful, killer hoodie to wear on your next fantasy, role-playing adventure. Whether you’re a Fighter or a Rogue, and table-top gamer is sure to look sharp wearing this comfy, hooded sweatshirt.





10-31-2014 11:48 am
$ 22
Under Promise Over Deliver Poster

Tom Peters, Author and Speaker

When the demands are high and you know not everything is possible, you might tell the customer to not expect much. The customer will be ever so surprised and pleased when more of the final product is what they wanted than what they were expecting.





08-20-2020 13:38 pm
$ 39.99
Hello World Unisex Hoodies

Hello world! Our brand new hoodie featuring a fun, original graphic design is sure to give your wardrobe the pop you have been looking for!





02-13-2018 10:27 am
$ 19.99
Paladin Fantasy RPG Class Title T-Shirt

As part of our Character Class t-shirt series, this is the ideal graphic tee for any good-hearted, law-abiding, holy knight. Designed for the Paladin in you, this fun yet simple role-playing shirt is perfect for any dice-rolling, spellcasting crusade! Game Masters are sure to love this official paladin garb.





10-20-2022 09:16 am
$ 19.99
1 Year Anniversary

Here at MTR, we like to really celebrate our staff's anniversaries. We believe that believing in the place you work at, and staying at a place to keep kickin' ass at what you do deserves a t-shirt to commemorate the event. Buy one of our 1 year anniversary shirts to show how long you've been rocking at your job!





09-18-2014 11:02 am
$ 19.99
A Good Plan Violently Executed Today Unisex T-Shirt

General Patton’s philosophies may have made him just as controversial as he was successful on the violent battlefields of World War II. He does have a point, though: Some people do spend ghastly amounts of time planning instead of executing. Perfection-standard thinking may produce wonderfully complex schemes, but perhaps at the cost of losing time-sensitive opportunities. So, if you think that’s great advice, stop mulling it over and order this inspirational Patton poster or t-shirt now!





01-02-2018 10:14 am
$ 19.99
Bard Class Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers

Hear ye all beings talented in art and magic: our role-playing inspired Character Class t-shirt series now includes our Bard design. Whether you are Game Master or a dice-rolling player, if you identify as a musical or artistic magician, then this is the official role-playing tee for you. Order your Bard shirt today to wear to your next fantasy gathering.





12-29-2017 10:08 am
$ 19.99
Barbarian Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers

Calling all Barbarians! Put down your Players Handbook because it’s time to get primal with this tee in our role-playing Character Class t-shirt series. This design is created for the tough, raging Barbarian in you, perfect to wear to your next melee-swinging battle. Buy your official, Game Master-approved role-playing shirt today!





09-21-2015 15:16 pm
$ 19.99
Official Straight Outta The Cubicle Unisex T-Shirt

Do you work in an office like Jerry Heller but secretly you really are an American Gangsta like N.W.A. members Eazy-E, Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, MC Ren and DJ Yella?

If the answer is yes, then we recommend you wear this shirt while riding around in your Low Low and hit that three-wheel motion this weekend. Check out the NWA biopic Straight outta Compton and sip a little "Gin And Juice" while working in Corporate America. #eCulture

This work of art was inspired by the 1988, groundbreaking new group NWA who revolutionizes music and pop culture, changing and influencing hip-hop forever. N.W.A's first studio album, "Straight Outta Compton," stirs controversy with its brutally honest depiction of life in Southern Los Angeles





06-24-2021 01:45 am
$ 29.99
No I Will Not Fix Your Computer Unisex Sweatshirts

As seen in a recent Lil Dicky music video this shirt reminds your friends that you're bout it bout! Remember when ThinkGeek was a website with dope little cubical toys. Before the days of GameStop stock falling and bitcoin millionaires buying new cars. When your only job was to fix your moms computer but you really didn't want because you wanted to play video games instead. This shirt takes you back to the gold old days before you became a famous Tik-Tok super star. Just because you know the most about computers does not mean you enjoy fixing them, so speak up and tell the world! NO, YOU WILL NOT FIX THEIR COMPUTER!





06-22-2016 15:04 pm
$ 19.99
Reach For The Stars T-Rex Funny Unisex T-Shirt

People always encourage you to “reach for the stars,” but what if you have stubby, unproportional Tyrannosaurus Rex arms? It would sure makes things challenging having these Tic-Tac extremities, but anything is possible if you have a big heart and a massive mouth stacked with razor-sharp teeth. Once he set his goal on dinner, nothing - not even his itty-bitty baby arms - would stop a T-Rex from staying at the top of the prehistoric food chain. Wear this shirt as an encouragement to others to keep striving towards their monumental goals.





09-15-2014 14:59 pm
$ 22
Lives Remaining Zero Poster

We only have one life on this planet. Make the most of it and make it count. Leave something behind that people will remember you for.

Cats may have 9 lives, but once they've used one, they are never quite the same as they had been before. You only have one chance to make something out of your idea, so make sure to make it count!





03-25-2021 12:46 pm
$ 39.99
Gimme The Stimmy Unisex Hoodies

It's been a rough year and we're all sick of struggling, but hope is on the horizon. It's only a matter of time before our bank accounts are back from the dead and bills can get paid (along with some door dash and new shoes of course). We are ready to rejoice -- just "Gimme The Stimmy!!"





09-26-2018 08:28 am
$ 19.99
I'm A Vampire T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers

Perhaps you are compelled to wear this shirt to warn the general populace of your vampiric condition, or maybe you're just looking for the cheapest ironic Halloween costume. Either way, this fashionable-yet-scary tee advertises to the world your once-secret identity. The last things your victims see may be your blood-soaked fangs! 





06-02-2016 08:36 am
$ 22.99
White Hat Hacker Flexfit Hat

Be infamous like these other well known white hat hackers, Barnaby Jack, Michael Lynn, John Strauchs, Tiffany Rad, Teague Newman, Dan Kaminsky, Jay Radcliffe, Christopher Tarnovsky. Show the world that you are on the side of good! 

A white hat hacker is a computer security specialist who breaks into protected systems and networks to test and asses their security. White hat hackers use their skills to improve security by exposing vulnerabilities before malicious hackers (known as black hat hackers) can detect and exploit them.





08-07-2015 10:34 am
$ 19.99
Fear No One Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers

Be strong; be fearless. You can protect yourself from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune by wearing this inspiring t-shirt! Swami Vivekananda said, "The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one. Only the moment you reject all help are you freed." 





07-23-2014 10:31 am
$ 22
It's Not Done Until It Ships Poster

Steve Jobs, Founder of Apple

Just when you think you've finished the task at hand, you realize there's a vital piece of information missing, sure sometimes that's called scope creep but we say... Until your product ships and customers start using it, it's not done! Keep innovating and improving your product to the very last minute.





07-25-2019 19:31 pm
$ 19.99
Happy-ish Unisex T-shirt

Do the Debbie-Downers like to come around and rain on your parade? Then this is the shirt for you. The dripping smiley face graphic of this comfy, cotton t-shirt is sure to put a little pep in your step and cheer up the haters, too. Let our edgy, happy-ish tee remind you and everyone around to live life on the optimistic, sunny side.





10-20-2016 12:42 pm
$ 19.99
Lag Kills Funny Gaming Unisex T-Shirt

You’re running through a war zone, rapidly firing your machine gun at approaching enemies, then the screen freezes. It was just a half-second, but that moment was long enough for your opponent to easily one-shot your face. The first time this happens, you might mutter a curse under your breath. But as delays continue and your K/D ratio plummets, you will eventually flip the coffee table, throw your X-Box controller, and loudly declare - with obscene amounts of profanity - how over Call of Duty you are. Every gamer knows that lag kills in any FPS (going back to even Doom and Quake), so let everyone know it wasn't you're fault by wearing this blame-assigning t-shirt.