09-14-2016 13:48 pm
$ 22.99
Stark Industries Flexfit Hat
A weapons manufacturer who doesn’t make weapons? That’s Chairman of Stark Industries Tony Stark, who after being attacked and kidnapped by enemies using his company’s weapons, became the superhero known as Iron Man. This member of the Avengers changed Stark Industries’ focus to clean, sustainable energy and defensive technology instead. Marvel Comics sure knows how to write an origin story for a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
10-20-2022 09:17 am
$ 19.99
8-Bit Video Game Custom Holiday Design Unisex T-Shirt
Who does not love playing some old 8-bit video games, chasing ghost and eating pellets? Sure there is no longer that Saturday morning cartoon but there's still the old episodes on YouTube you can catch. Chomp Chomp Chomp
08-16-2019 12:57 pm
$ 19.99
Leeroy Jenkins Unisex T-shirt
When you and your buddies are face-to-face with virtual peril, a little Leeroy Jenkins Whiskey can provide you the liquid courage you need to charge into a raid with a fearsome battle cry! This comfy, cotton t-shirt pays homage to the Leeroy Jenkins meme while also parodying the famous Tennesee Whiskey label. This is the perfect tee to wear while rushing headlong into danger with no regard to the consequences. If you love World of Warcraft or any other online multiplayer video game, there is a 32.33 - repeating of course - percent chance you will love this shirt!
04-18-2019 14:15 pm
$ 19.99
Chaotic Neutral Alignment Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers
Role-playing characters are based on the nine alignments combining the traits of good/neutral/evil and lawful/neutral/chaotic. While many Chaotic Good "rebels" chase unobtainable dreams, others choose Chaotic Neutral because it may be "most fun" character alignment. Chaotic Neutral respects good and evil forces without siding with any institution, lest any one entity gains power to oppress freedom. They follow their whims, seek pleasure, introduce chaos, play tricks, and will not recognize any authority besides themselves. So, reveal your roleplaying alignment to the gaming world by proudly wearing this chaotic (yet comfortable) 100% cotton t-shirt.
02-18-2016 12:42 pm
$ 19.99
Keep Calm and Watch My Little Pony Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers
Don't freak out! You can always watch My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic on Discovery Family or Netflix. We're not talking about the '80s My Little Pony phenomenon that shared shelf space with Rainbow Bright, Pound Puppies, and The Care Bears. This modern children's cartoon is currently in its seventh season, largely because of its fervent male fanbase, both young and adult, who are collectively known as "Bronies." Even if you've never watched an episode of MLP, you've probably heard of Princess Celestia, Rainbow Dash, Derpy Hooves, Fluttershy, and other fictional ponies while browsing the Internet or YouTube. So, if you can't get enough of My Little Pony, wear this shirt to spread the friendship and magic on the street, at your school, or at the next BronyCon.
10-30-2018 08:58 am
$ 19.99
Cute Baby Dragon Holding 20-Sided Die T-Shirt
Baby dragons may look cute now, but somehow these tiny terrors always grow up to be fire-breathing, gold-hoarding, people-eating abominations. This particular baby dragon has already latched onto your polyhedral dice, so you better let him keep it or things might get nasty. This little whelp will grow at a rate of two feet a week, so you better find a remote mountain top or abandoned mineshaft for permanent placement A.S.A.P. Until then, this adorable shirt will be a great gift for any dragon-lover, roleplaying game player.
11-17-2017 13:34 pm
$ 39.99
Mike & Lucas & Dustin & Eleven & Will Unisex Hoodie by Sexy Hackers
Fans of the hit sci-fi horror television series, Stranger Things, will enjoy wearing this hooded sweatshirt featuring the unforgettable character names of Mike, Lucas, Dustin, Eleven, and Will ("upside down"). Take our advice and catch up on Stranger Things on Netflix if you haven't seen it -- it's an amazing show! We hope there are many more episodes ahead, as this mysterious must-see series is a great way to get your supernatural-paranormal fix. This comfortable hoodie would make a fun gift idea for any Stranger Things fan.
09-27-2017 08:15 am
$ 19.99
Homestuck Webcomic Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers
If you are a fan of the MS Paint Adventures’ webcomic series, Homestuck, then this is the shirt for you! Homestuck tells the story of a group of teenagers who accidentally bring about the end of the world after playing a beta copy of a computer game. Our pixelated graphic design of the web series’ title is printed on a comfy 100% cotton t-shirt, perfect to wear for the apocalypse (knock on wood).
09-25-2018 08:44 am
$ 19.99
It Puts The Lotion On The Skin Unisex T-Shirt
The quest for perfect skin has been undertaken by people of all ages for decades -- especially spurred on by the superficial American beauty industry. But one man's odd homegrown technique revolutionized personal moisturization -- a kind of "shock" skin therapy -- that has helped women maintain their youthful luster for years to come. "Your natural sheen will be silent as a lamb. It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again...A remedy even Buffalo Bill would recommend." This colorful tee honors his monumental health and beauty contributions, and it's perfect wear for a Halloween party or any other scary occasion.
10-18-2017 08:38 am
$ 19.99
What Doesn't Grow Dies Tarmogoyf Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers
Attention wizards, our new Magic: The Gathering inspired t-shirt is so awesome, it’s spell-binding. Additionally, our comfy 100% cotton tee includes the infamous tagline of one of the trading card game’s magical creatures: “What doesn’t grow dies, and what dies grows the tarmogoyf,” since this beast gets its power from the graveyard of discarded cards. This shirt is a perfect addition to any planeswalker’s wardrobe, especially if you were lucky enough to get this card from the 2017 Modern Masters set.
09-01-2017 08:33 am
$ 19.99
Fantasy Class Icons Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers
Whether you are a Fighter or a Thief, a Monk or a Sorcerer, if you are a role-playing fan, then you will love this design. This colorful print on a black shirt depicts 12 traditional character classes of popular multiplayer RPGs. Made from 100% cotton, this t-shirt is so magically comfortable, you would think a Mage made it. Perfect to wear at your next fantasy, role-playing gathering, or break the ice on a first date and determine what character class you each fall into.
08-16-2016 15:05 pm
$ 19.99
Introverting Quiet Please Funny Unisex T-Shirt
You get up every morning and give the world 110%, right up until the final hour of work. You can feel your battery draining and you begin to power down, counting the minutes until your escape. Now, all you want is to get home for some alone time playing a video game, reading a book, watching Netflix, painting models, or even just staring at the walls. Don't feel offended by my retreat; it's really not antisocial behavior. There are many more introverts out there than extroverts, and people just have to realize that. Let people know what side of the social spectrum you're on by wearing this funny and informative t-shirt. Being introverted isn't a crime: It's a way of life.
09-28-2016 15:43 pm
$ 22.99
Stargate Logo Flexfit Hat
Wear this hat and you will instantly be transported to a whole new world. Maybe your mother-in-law is visiting and she is just yapping your ear off. Or perhaps your boss just dropped a waist-high stack of paperwork on your desk. At that moment, wouldn’t you just kill to be resting in a shaded hammock with an ice-cold beer? Well, that peace is just a jump-through-a-Stargate away.
10-02-2019 10:47 am
$ 19.99
All-Arcadian Unisex T-shirt
Sexy Hackers is excited to announce the launch of our newest SexyHackers TV podcast: The All-Arcadians, a fantasy radio play following a team of misfits attempting to find their way in the magical land of Arcadia. Through their series of Dungeons and Dragons-inspired misadventures and conversations - chock full of pop culture and meta-references - the Arcadians learn who they are and what they mean to each other. You can learn a little about yourself, too, with this All-Arcadian, cotton t-shirt.
08-11-2016 08:11 am
$ 19.99
I Never Went to Space Camp Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers
Going to Space Camp is a childhood dream! (So much so, they even made a movie about it in 1986.) Imagine flying on jetpacks, launching model rockets, piloting flight simulators, operating a real-life space shuttle, and playing in zero-gravity chambers. They even blast you into space miles above Earth to take an unsupervised spacewalk among the stars! When you complete Space Camp, you become a certified NASA astronaut. It’s a sweet gig, so wear this shirt to tell the world about your secret cosmic ambitions.
03-03-2016 10:45 am
$ 19.99
Defeat Is a State of Mind Quote Unisex T-Shirt
For a man who made a living fighting and making movies, the legendary martial artist, Mr. Lee, was also an amazing philosopher. This shirt displays one of his most famous quotations: "Defeat is a state of mind; no one is ever defeated until defeat has become accepted as a reality." With his wisdom and wit, Lee has inspired millions to strengthen their minds as well as their bodies. Wear this t-shirt to remember this legendary figure.
10-05-2016 11:29 am
$ 19.99
Take It To The Next Level Donkey Kong Unisex T-Shirt
The original Donkey Kong arcade game was simple in concept but extremely difficult to master. (Check out the King of Kong movie if you need any proof.) Although it's considered retro kitsch nowadays by many "hard-core" gamers, this early 8-bit platform game put Nintendo on the map. Super Mario wasn’t even Mario yet! He was known as “Jumpman," and he was a carpenter - not a plumber. Immerse yourself in the 8-bit nostalgia of damsels in distress, anthropomorphic-monkey kidnappers, and flaming barrels tumbling down ladders and steel girders. So, wear this iconic shirt to let everyone know classic Donkey Kong is still worth a Twitch stream.
10-20-2016 12:06 pm
$ 19.99
Science: It's Gotten Us This Far Unisex T-Shirt
Sure, science isn’t always the A-student we are looking for, as it produced terrible things like nuclear weaponry and drug-resistant strains of bacteria. It also brought us the horror of the Furby back in the 90s. But science has also brought us a lot of wonderful inventions, too, like penicillin and smart phones. You can’t tell me Snapchat and Flappy Bird have nothing to do with the success of the human race.
10-20-2022 09:17 am
$ 19.99
8-Bit Skull Retro Gaming Unisex T-Shirt
Some people think this depiction of an 8-bit skull and crossbones signifies that old-school, retro games are "dead." But no - it serves as a dire warning: Wearing this striking t-shirt tells other gamers that you grew up in a time without YouTube walkthroughs, endless continues, easy modes, regenerating health, and DLC patches. Every video game was pretty much Dark Souls, and you had to get good or get out. If you can't forget the adolescent stench of an arcade and the weight of 50 greasy tokens in your jean pockets, you surely know the value an extra life. The world of pixels - not polygons - was our domain. Video games of the '70s and '80s were born in a simpler time when we didn’t need celebrity voice actors, customized controllers, and particle effects. Instead, every game was just an overpriced ripoff, padded by unreasonable difficulty spikes, and we liked it!
02-05-2018 11:33 am
$ 22.99
Cleric Class Large Title Racerback Tank Top
If you and your role-playing character have identified as a magical Cleric in a popular table-top fantasy game, there this is the shirt for you! The latest in our Character Class series, this racerback tank-top was designed exclusively for our Cleric-class friends, no matter your divine domain. Made with comfortable tri-blend fabrics, this is the perfect role-playing top to wear while healing your team or controlling the undead in your next fantasy adventure.
02-10-2017 10:11 am
$ 19.99
I Win D20 Dice Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers
If you are a fan of graphic tees, fantasy, role-playing table-top games, and have an uncontrollable need to win, then this is the shirt for you! Wear our apparel and you will be looking Geek Chic rolling your 20-sided gaming dice.
10-26-2016 09:37 am
$ 19.99
Believe In Yourself Unisex T-Shirt
Bigfoot. The Loch Ness Monster. Ghosts. There are believers, and then there are the haters. Shun the nonbelievers! I mean, come on. For some of these mysterious beings, all they have is the faith of their believers: no solid evidence, no credible sources. You can’t take that away!
06-06-2018 08:34 am
$ 19.99
D20 Gamer Dice Heart Unisex T-Shirt
Our newest role-playing inspired t-shirt is sure to pull at your heartstrings. Any fan of the table-top, fantasy game is sure to love this graphic tee. If role-playing games are your heart and soul, then this is the perfect shirt to wear casually to lunch, around the office, or on your next dice-rolling, dragon-slaying adventure.
11-21-2018 08:08 am
$ 29.99
Sexy Hackers Custom Holiday Design Unisex Crew-Neck Sweatshirt
Custom Holiday Design
12-08-2016 14:22 pm
$ 19.99
Lego Piece Unisex T-Shirt