06-23-2020 10:52 am
$ 22.99
Disney Princesses and DND Women's Racer-back Tank-top
To hell with the age-old stereotype of damsels in distress; this hip tank-top depicts some of your favorite animated princesses seizing their own fantasy, role-playing adventure. Snow White as game master, Sleeping Beauty playing a rogue elf, and Cinderella a half-orc fighter. It's a perfect addition to your wardrobe if you enjoy any of the famous, family flicks or the popular world of RPG. Either way, join these young ladies in a quest and live happily ever after.
06-23-2020 09:28 am
$ 29.99
The Child Unisex Sweatshirts
Since the launch of the latest, conglomerate streaming service -- a particular saga spin-off series on said streaming service -- this baby's green face has been everywhere! The Space Opera got a sci-fi Western sort of twist: instead of following a group of rebels hell-bent on taking down the galactic empire, the story is of a bounty hunter who takes on a fatherly role to a small, alien child with familiar telekinetic powers. As fans of the show, we at Sexy Hackers are excited to bring you this awesome sweatshirt to honor the greatness of the saga as a whole, as well as this 8-episode series.
06-18-2020 14:26 pm
$ 39.99
Ninja Turtles and Mario Unisex Hoodies
What happens when video game's classic "Jump Man" jumps the wrong turtle? You hope he is fast enough to escape the ninja brothers. Good thing our favorite plumber has lots of experience out-running the reptiles of his kingdom. We always thought it odd a plumber spent suspiciously little time actually repairing pipes and more time on strange adventures to rescue a princess. Why is a princess friends with a tradesman anyway? Either way, if you're a fan of the classic game, odds are you grew up loving the turtle ninjas, too, so this comfy, hooded sweatshirt is a perfect addition to your wardrobe.
06-18-2020 14:26 pm
$ 22.99
Ninja Turtles and Mario Women's Racer-back Tank-top
What happens when video game's classic "Jump Man" jumps the wrong turtle? You hope he is fast enough to escape the ninja brothers. Good thing our favorite plumber has lots of experience out-running the reptiles of his kingdom. We always thought it odd a plumber spent suspiciously little time actually repairing pipes and more time on strange adventures to rescue a princess. Why is a princess friends with a tradesman anyway? Either way, if you're a fan of the classic game, odds are you grew up loving the turtle ninjas, too, so this comfy, racer-back tank-top is a perfect addition to your wardrobe.
06-18-2020 13:45 pm
$ 39.99
Paladin Unisex Hoodies
If you and your role-playing character identify as a good-hearted, law-abiding Paladin in the popular table-top game, there this is the hoodie for you! Be prepared to get your "knight" on and kick it old school on your next fantasy adventure with this nostalgic, graphic design. This comfy, hooded Paladin sweatshirt is perfect to wear on any dice-rolling, spell-casting crusade!
05-21-2020 09:38 am
$ 24.99
Animal Crossing - Turnip Prices Men's Long Sleeve
Welcome to your own island. While you might spend your week grinding, chopping lumber, shaking trees for fruit, and fishing your waters clean of all wild life, Sundays will offer you a new possibility. Every Sunday morning, you will come across a little farmer wondering your island, selling turnips. While the bland, root vegetable might not sound like much, your favorite pair of raccoons will later buy your turnips, sometimes for a profit! Wear this goofy, video-game-inspired shirt to let the world know you are an active member in the famous Turnip Stock Market.
05-21-2020 09:38 am
$ 39.99
Animal Crossing - Turnip Prices Unisex Hoodies
Welcome to your own island. While you might spend your week grinding, chopping lumber, shaking trees for fruit, and fishing your waters clean of all wild life, Sundays will offer you a new possibility. Every Sunday morning, you will come across a little farmer wondering your island, selling turnips. While the bland, root vegetable might not sound like much, your favorite pair of raccoons will later buy your turnips, sometimes for a profit! Wear this goofy, video-game-inspired hoodie to let the world know you are an active member in the famous Turnip Stock Market.
05-21-2020 09:38 am
$ 19.99
Animal Crossing - Turnip Prices Unisex T-shirt
Welcome to your own island. While you might spend your week grinding, chopping lumber, shaking trees for fruit, and fishing your waters clean of all wild life, Sundays will offer you a new possibility. Every Sunday morning, you will come across a little farmer wondering your island, selling turnips. While the bland, root vegetable might not sound like much, your favorite pair of raccoons will later buy your turnips, sometimes for a profit! Wear this goofy, video-game-inspired t-shirt to let the world know you are an active member in the famous Turnip Stock Market.
04-21-2020 13:16 pm
$ 49.99
Dookie Emoji Backpack
This backpack is awesome for two reasons: #1, it's funny, modern, graphic design, and #2: "number two." Who can resist a good poop joke? And with this durable bag, featuring the infamous poop emoji, you can quite literally carry the joke around with you. Perfect for school, work, hiking, weekend trips, or whatever else you might use a backpack for.
04-14-2020 09:18 am
$ 39.99
I Would Leave Quarantine For You Unisex Hoodies
The Corona Virus pandemic of 2020 may be scary to some, but meme-fodder for others. While we at Sexy Hackers still greatly stress the importance of hygienic, safety practices like washing your hands (and singing a little song of your choice to ensure you are washing your hands for the appropriate length of time), we are still going to make jokes. Or make quarantine-inspired pick-up lines and print them on awesome, hooded sweatshirts to immortalize this weird, confusing time.
04-08-2020 11:47 am
$ 22.99
Yo! Stay 6FT Away From Me Women's Racer-back Tank-top
COVID-19 provides you the perfect excuse to wear your pajama pants and awesome t-shirts like this all day in the comfort of your own home. And when you do inevitably have to go out (you know, to buy more toilet paper before it's all gone) you are encouraged to keep your distance and not talk to people. It's a good time to be alive for an introvert.
03-31-2020 15:26 pm
$ 39.99
Scan My Network and Die Unisex Hoodies
Want a shirt that says it all for you? This comfy, hooded sweatshirt warns others of the punishment for scanning your network, whether it’s for devices, ports, or IP addresses. You can wear your threat on your sleeve with this hoodie. Look good while also keeping your computer and network system secure. (Sexy Hackers is not responsible for any maiming attributed to network scanning.)
03-31-2020 14:28 pm
$ 19.99
Scan My Network and Die Unisex T-shirt
Want a shirt that says it all for you? This comfy, cotton t-shirt warns others of the punishment for scanning your network, whether it’s for devices, ports, or IP addresses. You can wear your threat on your sleeve with this tee. Look good while also keeping your computer and network system secure. (Sexy Hackers is not responsible for any maiming attributed to network scanning.)
03-11-2020 18:03 pm
$ 39.99
Wipe The Logs Unisex Hoodies
Look, we've all been there -- hurriedly deleting browser history, cookies, or throwing away all the empty cans of soda you have stashed in your bedroom before company comes over. This shirt embodies that slogan: leave no trace. Get in and get out. Get the data. Eat those cookies. I mean, delete those cookies. Find the access logs. Wipe them clean. Or maybe you're just a very obsessive lumberjack who is into cleaning. Either way, you're going to want this hoodie.
03-11-2020 04:55 am
$ 19.99
I Dream In Pixels Unisex T-shirt
Here’s a t-shirt that any computer programmer or video gamer would love to wear. This comfy, cotton tee features a fun, colorful graphic design for anyone who lives and dreams in a virtual world. If you lie awake in bed counting pixelated, 8-bit, digital sheep, then this is the shirt for you.
02-18-2020 08:58 am
$ 39.99
Blue Screen of Death Unisex Hoodies
The Blue Screen of Death. The BSOD. This is the kind of screen you would see completely randomly if you clicked on the wrong portion of a taskbar, or dragged a .txt file into Internet Explorer, or perhaps sneezed too close to your mouse. It would just happen, as if the computer was trying to say "Woah buddy, just hold on a second there. You're being too productive. Time to take a quick 5-minute break."
While it's frustrating on a computer screen, on a hoodie it's a much more effective way to communicate how badly you need to stop and take a minute for yourself. With this fine garment, you don't ever need to actually engage with anyone, just pretend that your brain is running into IRQ error 00007x344440, point at your shirt, and calmly walk away unbothered. Blue screen of death? More like Blue Shirt of Victory.
02-18-2020 09:53 am
$ 19.99
Blue Screen of Death Unisex T-shirt
The Blue Screen of Death. The BSOD. This is the kind of screen you would see completely randomly if you clicked on the wrong portion of a taskbar, or dragged a .txt file into Internet Explorer, or perhaps sneezed too close to your mouse. It would just happen, as if the computer was trying to say "Woah buddy, just hold on a second there. You're being too productive. Time to take a quick 5-minute break."
While it's frustrating on a computer screen, on a shirt it's a much more effective way to communicate how badly you need to stop and take a minute for yourself. With this fine garment, you don't ever need to actually engage with anyone, just pretend that your brain is running into IRQ error 00007x344440, point at your shirt, and calmly walk away unbothered. Blue screen of death? More like Blue Shirt of Victory.
01-22-2020 02:02 am
$ 39.99
STRxCONxDEX Unisex Hoodies
Looking for a shirt with just as much charisma as your fantasy, role-playing game counter-part? Well, look no further because Sexy Hackers has got you covered with this RPG-inspired, hooded sweatshirt featuring Wisdom, Dexterity, and all the other character stats you have come to know and love. Why settle for anything less when you can have it all with your new favorite hoodie.
01-17-2020 09:22 am
$ 19.99
Verbal Somatic Material Unisex T-shirt
No matter what kind of magic your roleplaying character possesses, this 100% cotton t-shirt is sure to cast a spell on you! Gear up for any fantasy, table-top adventure with this comfy tee and get ready to chant incantations, wave your hands in the air, or conjure a charm through the use of a physical substance. Or all three! Either way, this little beauty is guaranteed, fascinating fun!
01-07-2020 14:06 pm
$ 39.99
You Are Filled With Determination Hoodie
Attention all monsters and humans: our new, Undertale-inspired, hooded sweatshirt provides 20 defense. Whether you are taking the pacifist or genocide route, this tee is sure to fill you with determination on your journey. This awesome, graphic hoodie, cool enough for even Papyrus to wear, is perfect to wear on any date in the underworld or on the surface. Buy this hoodie to help send Tem to college!
12-26-2019 19:34 pm
$ 19.99
Let's Roll Unisex T-shirt
Get ready to shake things up with this RPG-inspired tee, sure to make even a noob feel like a natural 20 in the world of fantasy role-playing, table-top games. It's time to wear your new shirt, pack up your gamer dice, and "roll" with the punches. Whether you're in playing a campaign with your friends or out on the town, this comfy, cotton t-shirt is sure to be a hit.
10-20-2022 10:29 am
$ 51.99
Sexy Hackers Cat Logo All-Over Print Women's Sweatpants
Represent our brand with these awesome, slim-fit, fleece-lined sweatpants featuring our Sexy Hackers logo. These hot pants are perfect for any hacker or fan of our nerdy merchandise, designed to keep you looking cool even when it is cool outside. And don't worry ladies, it has pockets.
12-18-2019 02:50 am
$ 39.99
All Arcadians State Unisex Hoodies
All Arcadians, get ready to let your school spirit fly! This hoodie is perfect for those long nights hunched over textbooks, or has you covered for unplanned quests… whichever happens first. Standard sizes fit all creatures from Elves to Orcs, but colors are limited – goddess will need to check other styles for bubblegum pink.
12-12-2019 14:53 pm
$ 19.99
Essential NPC Unisex T-shirt
Take a knee all video gamer enthusiast and table-top, role-playing gamers. This humorous, cotton t-shirt serves as a perfect reminder to any blood-thirsty gamer that not all non-playable characters can be slain. Some NPCs are pivotal in making your quest a success and therefore, can be called NKCs: non-killable characters.
12-10-2019 09:23 am
$ 39.99
There's no place like 127.0.0.1 Unisex Hoodies
Toto, you aren't in Kansas anymore. You're in cyberspace! Wear this fun, comfy hoodie, click your heels together three times, and follow the yellow brick road over the rainbow to your home IP address.
