11-04-2022 12:56 pm
$ 21.99
Basic Witch Brew Coffee Women's Scoopneck T-shirt
If you are lined up outside your favorite National coffee chain for Pumpkin Spice Lattes before the first autumn leaves have even fallen, then this might be just the shirt for you. This Basic Witch, scoop-neck t-shirt is perfect for flying around on your broomstick while sipping your annual "double, double toil and trouble" caffeinated, cauldron brew. If you are feeling a little witchy, that is.
09-05-2019 18:13 pm
$ 19.99
Just Don't Unisex T-shirt
Some days you are a slam-dunk; everything is going as planned and you are on top of the world. Some days you barely graze the net and fall flat on your face. This cotton t-shirt is dedicated to the latter. Athlete or not, you are sure to get a kick out of this anti-motivational, parody t-shirt.
10-13-2022 11:48 am
$ 21.99
Atomic Coffee Women's Scoopneck T-shirt
If "coffee is life," then this is the shirt for you! The humorous graphic design of this comfy, scoop-neck t-shirt depicts your quintessential morning with a hot cup of joe to fuel your body for the day. Wear this tee to remind the world that no matter how you take your coffee, those sips of java power your body on a cellular level.
08-20-2019 08:22 am
$ 29.99
Who Let Me Read This Unisex Sweatshirts
We have all read a strange book or two growing up, either for pleasure or requirements of high school English classes. Now Sexy Hackers' latest Podcast "Who Let Me Read This?" is here to remind you of all those CliffsNotes you thought were forgotten over the years. Wear this comfy sweatshirt in support and join us each week as our podcast dives into the inappropriate books of our youth and how they impacted our lives with WTF plot points, twists, turns, headcannons, and conspiracy theories.
08-20-2019 08:15 am
$ 39.99
Who Let Me Read This Unisex Hoodies
We have all read a strange book or two growing up, either for pleasure or requirements of high school English classes. Now Sexy Hackers' latest Podcast "Who Let Me Read This?" is here to remind you of all those CliffsNotes you thought were forgotten over the years. Wear this comfy, hooded sweatshirt in support and join us each week as our podcast dives into the inappropriate books of our youth and how they impacted our lives with WTF plot points, twists, turns, headcannons, and conspiracy theories.
08-16-2019 13:15 pm
$ 22.99
Leeroy Jenkins Women's Racer-back Tank-top
When you and your buddies are face-to-face with virtual peril, a little Leeroy Jenkins Whiskey can provide you the liquid courage you need to charge into a raid with a fearsome battle cry! This comfy, racer-back tank-top pays homage to the Leeroy Jenkins meme while also parodying the famous Tennesee Whiskey label. This is the perfect tank to wear while rushing headlong into danger with no regard to the consequences. If you love World of Warcraft or any other online multiplayer video game, there is a 32.33 - repeating of course - percent chance you will love this shirt!
08-19-2019 17:31 pm
$ 29.99
Turn-To-Page Fun Unisex Sweatshirts
Get ready to turn the page to a brand new comedic adventure. Sexy Hackers is excited to present the Podcast "Turn To Page Fun," a show following different Milwaukee locals through multiple-endings, choose-your-own-adventure books. Wear this magical sweatshirt featuring the show's logo and let's embark on a quest through literature!
07-25-2019 19:38 pm
$ 29.99
Happy-ish Unisex Sweatshirts
Do the Debbie-Downers like to come around and rain on your parade? Then this is the sweatshirt for you. The dripping smiley face graphic of this warm, comfy sweatshirt is sure to put a little pep in your step and cheer up the haters, too. Let our edgy, happy-ish shirt remind you and everyone around to live life on the optimistic, sunny side.
07-25-2019 19:38 pm
$ 39.99
Happy-ish Unisex Hoodies
Do the Deeebbie-Downers like to come around and rain on your parade? Then this is the sweatshirt for you. The dripping smiley face graphic of this warm, comfy hoodie is sure to put a little pep in your step and cheer up the haters, too. Let our edgy, happy-ish hoodie remind you and everyone around to live life on the optimistic, sunny side.
06-13-2019 16:35 pm
$ 39.99
Lego Brick Master Unisex Hoodie by Sexy Hackers
This is the perfect hoodie for any Master Builder. Legos? Duplos? It's all good when you are stackin' bricks.
06-13-2019 15:58 pm
$ 39.99
Pokemon Choose a Starter Retro Gameboy Unisex Hoodie
Close your eyes, and let’s take a journey: It’s 1998. You have a Gameboy - like the big, gray original one, and Pokémon Red and Blue have just been released. You take the name Red or Ash, and are eager to set out on your quest to become the Ultimate Pokémon Master - but wait! Before you can venture out into the tall grass, you need to choose your starter from Professor Oak: Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle. You can only pick one, and no matter which, your rival will always pick the type you’re weak against. Wear this hoodie to show the world that when you "gotta catch 'em all," this long journey will start once again with a single, important step.
06-13-2019 15:58 pm
$ 22.99
Pokemon Choose a Starter Women's Racer-Back Tank-Top
Close your eyes, and let’s take a journey: It’s 1998. You have a Gameboy - like the big, gray original one, and Pokémon Red and Blue have just been released. You take the name Red or Ash, and are eager to set out on your quest to become the Ultimate Pokémon Master - but wait! Before you can venture out into the tall grass, you need to choose your starter from Professor Oak: Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle. You can only pick one, and no matter which, your rival will always pick the type you’re weak against. Wear this racer-back tank-top to show the world that when you "gotta catch 'em all," this long journey will start once again with a single, important step.
06-13-2019 11:19 am
$ 22.99
Girls Can Game Too Women's Racer-Back Tank-Top
There have been more and more females playing video games on dedicated gaming consoles, PCs, handheld devices, and smartphones over the past decade. But calling this demographic "girl gamers" would be a misnomer -- for the most part, female gamers just want to be included equally in the gaming collective. So, wear this tank-top to remind everyone at the local GameStop that girls (and women) can game, too. Think about it: for every finicky man-child out there, there might be a woman-child glued to their controllers by their Doritos-stained fingers. Well, I guess that's a gamer stereotype as well...but we can only knock out one cliche per shirt.
05-31-2019 03:43 am
$ 29.99
SHTV All Character Unisex Sweatshirts
Are you hanging out in the land of Generica? Then you may be familiar with our Dungeons and Dragons inspired, "Whose Line Is It Anyway" type show, No Dice (shameless plug for our Twitch Channel http://twitch.tv/sxyHACKERS). This comfy sweatshirt features a chibi, fan-art inspired by No Dice. Shout out to the artist, April, for creating this fun design. You can follow her on Instagram @dillie.pickles; you can also follow the whole No Dice Crew. Catch us every Monday at 7 PM Central on Twitch TV.
05-24-2019 07:24 am
$ 19.99
SHTV Green Orc Unisex Tee
Are you hanging out in the land of Generica? Then you may be familiar with our Dungeons and Dragons inspired, "Whose Line Is It Anyway" type show, No Dice (shameless plug for our Twitch Channel http://twitch.tv/sxyHACKERS). This comfy, cotton t-shirt features a chibi, fan-art inspired by No Dice. Shout out to the artist, April, for creating this fun design. You can follow her on Instagram @dillie.pickles; you can also follow Liv and the rest of the No Dice Crew catch us every Monday at 7 PM Central on Twitch TV.
05-07-2019 14:41 pm
$ 19.99
Dunkin Doritos Unisex T-shirt
Late nights playing fantasy, table-top games may be replete with intriguing dialogue, 20-sided dice, Mountain Dew, and those fried and frosted confections called "donuts." America may run on Dunkin', but the game is always spurred on by your accomplished crew and their insatiable hunger for adventure and Doritos. Dragons have been known to hoard gold, jewels, magical artifacts, princesses, and the untapped funds of a solid 401K plan; although, one whiff of nacho-cheese-dusted tortilla chips and carbonated, citrus soda has been known to distract nefarious beasts and hungry players alike. So, wear this cotton t-shirt with pride and caution -- it may provoke some allies to leave the battlefield for a quick grub run.
05-01-2019 18:21 pm
$ 30.50
It's MAGIC - I Don't Have to Explain Shit No Dice Unisex T-Shirt
Are you tired of getting asked your player stats when you're playing your favorite tabletop game with your friends? Sometimes it's best to not explain anything and just point this shirt letting them know to BACK OFF because it's Magic and you don't have to explain shit!
If that doesn't work we recommend calling up your bard to entertain them while you quickly retreat back to a safer dungeon.
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• Tri-blend construction (50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon)
• 40 singles thread weight
• Comfortable and durable
• Contemporary fit
• Lightweight
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
05-01-2019 18:05 pm
$ 30.50
Watch #BrianBurns on Twitch every Monday at 7PM play NO DICE!
Every week the NO DICE Crew hang out in the Sexy Hackers Studio and Stream one of the most epic shows on Twitch!
Ok it may not be Epic but neither is your mom.. #BrianBurns!
That's right these are not the droids you're looking for #BrianBurns!
Did you hear that? It's the sound of no one caring #BrianBurns!
We could do this all night, but instead, you should just buy this shirt #BrianBurns!
If you can't afford this shirt then you should watch us stream every Monday at 7 PM Central on http://Twitch.tv/sxyHACKERS
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• Tri-blend construction (50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon)
• 40 singles thread weight
• Comfortable and durable
• Contemporary fit
• Lightweight
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
04-05-2019 12:51 pm
$ 22.99
Lacrosse Pride Women's Racer-back Tank-Top
Show your pride and admiration for lacrosse with this baller racer-back tank-top. Whether playing on a field or court, or watching from the sidelines, this shirt is sure to catch some eyes. If you love the contact sport of lacrosse, then this tri-blend tank-top is the perfect addition to your wardrobe.
04-08-2019 09:19 am
$ 19.99
Rollaero Logo Unisex T-shirt
Get ready to shake, rattle, and roll with this shirt, designed for a whole new kind of rock n roller. Dedicated to our favorite, local skate center, this t-shirt features the Rollaero logo. This light, graphic tee is perfect to wear while rolling on the rink, or showing your support for the family-owned, local business.
03-16-2019 21:33 pm
$ 19.99
Streamer Edition: Savral - Sexy Hackers Exclusive
Ooooohhhhhh Yessssssss! In conjunction with SxyHackers.TV you can now show your love to the one and only Savral by wearing him on your chest.
02-28-2019 08:34 am
$ 29.99
Son Of Oculus Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt - A Sexy Hackers Exclusive
Inspired by the infamous 1964 self-portrait by René Magritte, Son of Man, a modern twist has been applied to the Bowler-Hat man for this satirical sweatshirt. We always want to see what is hidden, and living in this digital age, technology like virtual reality headsets allow us to see more than ever before. This commentary sweatshirt is perfect to wear out for drinks or to the office and is certain to make a bold, yet humorous, statement!
02-06-2019 10:59 am
$ 39.99
The Universe, Protons, and Morons Unisex Hoodie
The wonderful world of science doesn’t always have to be serious, as evident by this humorous hoodie. A play on the particles of an atom, this nerdy hoodie implies that along with positive and negative charged parts, the universe also consists of stupid people. This hoodie is a perfect addition to any professional or amateur scientist’s wardrobe.
11-21-2018 08:02 am
$ 39.99
Sexy Hackers Custom Holiday Design Unisex Pull-Over Hoodie
SexyHackers Custom Holiday Design
09-20-2019 15:58 pm
$ 19.99
I'm A Mummy Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers
If you're looking for a cheap, ironic halloween costume; or, you would like to incorrectly portray typical ancient Egyption embalming results, then consider wearing this scary-yet-fashionable mummy tee. You see, a proper embalming process would not have produced a bald skeleton under those fine linen wraps. In fact, you would most likely still see some corroded leathery skin, coarse hair -- and maybe even some freckles. The Egyptian embalmers were very skilled in their work, adhering to the science and religion of their time. Maybe you just had some shoddy work done, and your screaming skull is proof. Oh well, no glorius afterlife for you, bad mummy.
