11-29-2019 10:02 am
$ 29.99
Santa Believe Unisex Sweatshirts
Aliens. Santa Claus. While both have their separate gang of believers, they rarely overlap. Until now! In this fun and unique holiday sweatshirt, Santa Claus is depicted as an alien, and suddenly everything makes sense. Alien technology allows him to fly around the Earth in a single night each Christmas Eve. Alien genetics have allowed him to live this long. The general disbelief among adults in the red-clad, bearded, old man because they don't believe in extraterrestrials. Who knew one, sick sweatshirt could blow so many minds!
11-29-2019 07:59 am
$ 39.99
Dice Heartbeat Unisex Hoodies
This role-playing inspired hoodie is sure to pull at your heartstrings. Any fan of the table-top, fantasy game is sure to love this graphic, hooded sweatshirt. If RPGs are your heart and soul, then this is the perfect hoodie for you to wear casually to lunch, around the office, or on your next dice-rolling, dragon-slaying adventure.
11-29-2019 03:23 am
$ 39.99
OP Gamer Unisex Hoodies
A hardcore gamer's life is not easy, whether it's running away from a zombie or button-mashing desperately to defeat a boss, a true gamer knows it is more than a hobby: it's a lifestyle. Wear this awesome, hooded sweatshirt to let the world know of your OP Gamer status. Or just wear it on the couch while you submerge yourself in another round of Call of Duty.
11-29-2019 10:57 am
$ 29.99
Visit Whitestone Unisex Sweatshirts
This humorous, comfy sweatshirt pays homage to the "critically" acclaimed Twitch show: Critical Role. This long-running web series includes a band of actors playing Dungeons & Dragons, venturing through fantasy lands and mystical castles like Whitestone, home of the de Rolo family. Wear this nerdy shirt to show the world your love for the show or for role-playing games all together.
11-22-2019 09:46 am
$ 19.99
We Came We Saw We Kicked Unisex T-shirt
Is your home, school, or workplace haunted with spirits, terrorizing you day in and day out? Who you gonna' call? Ghostbusters! Wearing tan jumpsuits and huge vacuum canisters, the local Ghostbusters will speed over in an Ecto-1 hearse to suck up any poltergeists dwelling in your halls. Show your support and respect for their hard work by wearing this fun, cotton t-shirt. You ain't afraid of no ghost!
10-13-2022 11:09 am
$ 21.99
Yes, I Really Need All These Dice Women's Scoopneck T-shirt
Shake things up with this geometric, table-top role-playing inspired T-Shirt illustrating colorful dice of every kind. You can wear this shirt to work to inform your RPG-novice co-workers the importance of each gaming die, or gift it to your game master to perhaps score some sympathy points. The options are as countless as a single roll of the polyhedral dice.
11-18-2019 11:00 am
$ 29.99
No Internet Dino Ugly Unisex Sweatshirts
Ugly Sweater Party this holiday season? Sexy Hackers has you covered with this wacky tacky design featuring our favorite extinct beasts! This merry and bright, comfy sweatshirt is decked with light-speckled pine trees and cactuses, as well as Santa Hat-clad tyrannosaurus rex. Oh, what fun you will have "dashing through the snow" and "rocking around the Christmas tree" in this one-of-a-kind shirt.
11-04-2022 13:04 pm
$ 21.99
Believe Women's Scoopneck T-shirt
Bigfoot. The Loch Ness Monster. Ghosts. There are believers, and then there are the haters. Shun the nonbelievers! I mean, come on. For some of these mysterious beings, all they have is the faith of their believers: no solid evidence, no credible sources. You can’t take that away! Wear this comfy, scoop-neck t-shirt to express your sense of wonder to the world.
11-08-2019 01:03 am
$ 29.99
Believe Unisex Sweatshirts
Bigfoot. The Loch Ness Monster. Ghosts. There are believers, and then there are the haters. Shun the nonbelievers! I mean, come on. For some of these mysterious beings, all they have is the faith of their believers: no solid evidence, no credible sources. You can’t take that away! Wear this comfy sweatshirt to express your sense of wonder to the world.
11-12-2019 06:31 am
$ 14.99
Baller Coffee Mug
If "coffee is life," then we have just the thing for you! The black and white graphic design of this ceramic mug depicts your quintessential morning with a hot cup of joe to fuel your body for the day all while letting the world know how much of a "baller" you really are. You didn't choose the baller life, but you did choose this baller coffee mug.
10-31-2019 17:46 pm
$ 29.99
Apollo Knit Unisex Sweatshirts
All work and no play make the Apollo 11 moon landing a total hoax? A conspiracy theory so popular it made its way into the Overlook Hotel in Stanley Kubrick's 1980 horror classic, The Shining. Whether you enjoy the film or strongly support either side of the age-old, moon-landing debate, you certainly can't "fake" your love for this comfy sweatshirt, inspired by the iconic Danny Torrance sweater.
10-31-2019 17:46 pm
$ 39.99
Apollo Knit Unisex Hoodies
All work and no play make the Apollo 11 moon landing a total hoax? A conspiracy theory so popular it made its way into the Overlook Hotel in Stanley Kubrick's 1980 horror classic, The Shining. Whether you enjoy the film or strongly support either side of the age-old, moon-landing debate, you certainly can't "fake" your love for this hooded sweatshirt, inspired by the iconic Danny Torrance sweater.
10-31-2019 10:02 am
$ 14.99
Sexy Hackers Cat Logo Coffee Mug
Represent our brand with this awesome coffee mug featuring our iconic Sexy Hackers logo. Nothing quite sells our personality like a sassy feline sporting hipster glasses and a Rosie-the-Riveter headband. The logo/cat also has a hint of rockabilly inspiration - I think it's that Elvis-like pomade hair sweep. Anyway, you can also buy this mug if you like cats, hipsters, 1950's diner waitresses, or you support women working in munition factories. Or if you love coffee, tea, and/or other hot beverages.
10-25-2019 08:34 am
$ 19.99
Turn-To-Page Fun Unisex Royal Blue T-shirt
Get ready to turn the page to a brand new comedic adventure. Sexy Hackers is excited to present the Podcast "Turn To Page Fun," a show following different Milwaukee locals through multiple-endings, choose-your-own-adventure books. Wear this magical, cotton t-shirt featuring the show's logo and let's embark on a quest through literature!
10-24-2019 15:18 pm
$ 14.99
Paladin RPG Coffee Mug
As part of our Character Class series, this is the ideal mug for any good-hearted, law-abiding, coffee-loving holy knight. Designed for the Paladin in you, this fun yet simple role-playing mug is perfect for any dice-rolling, spellcasting crusade! Game Masters are sure to love this official paladin cup.
10-21-2019 08:15 am
$ 49.99
Happy-ish Backpack
Do the Debbie-Downers like to come around and rain on your parade? Then this is the backpack for you. The dripping smiley face graphic of this awesome backpack is sure to put a little pep in your step and cheer up the haters, too. Let our edgy, happy-ish book bag remind you and everyone around to live life on the optimistic, sunny side.
10-21-2019 14:16 pm
$ 14.99
Cute Baby Dragon Holding 20-Sided Die Coffee Mug
Baby dragons may look cute now, but somehow these tiny terrors always grow up to be fire-breathing, gold-hoarding, people-eating abominations. This particular baby dragon has already latched onto your polyhedral dice, so you better let him keep it or things might get nasty. This little whelp will grow at a rate of two feet a week, so you better find a remote mountain top or abandoned mineshaft for permanent placement A.S.A.P. Until then, this adorable coffee mug will be a great gift for any dragon-lover, roleplaying game player.
10-18-2019 10:20 am
$ 39.99
I Never Finish Anyth Unisex Hoodies (White)
I started writing an exciting description of this warm, comfy hoodie, but then....
10-18-2019 11:15 am
$ 19.99
I Never Finish Anyth Unisex T-shirt (White)
I started writing an exciting description of this cotton, graphic t-shirt, but then....
10-18-2019 10:39 am
$ 19.99
I Never Finish Anyth Unisex T-shirt
I started writing an exciting description of this cotton, graphic t-shirt, but then...
10-29-2019 10:06 am
$ 14.99
Cleric RPG Class Coffee Mug
If you and your role-playing character have identified as a magical Cleric in a popular table-top fantasy game, there this is the mug for you! The latest in our Character Class series, this design was created exclusively for our Cleric-class friends, no matter your divine domain. This is perfect for sipping coffee, tea -- or any other hot beverage of your choosing while healing your team or controlling the undead in your next fantasy adventure.
10-02-2019 10:47 am
$ 29.99
All-Arcadian Unisex Sweatshirts
Sexy Hackers is excited to announce the launch of our newest SexyHackers TV podcast: The All-Arcadians, a fantasy radio play following a team of misfits attempting to find their way in the magical land of Arcadia. Through their series of Dungeons and Dragons-inspired misadventures and conversations - chock full of pop culture and meta-references - the Arcadians learn who they are and what they mean to each other. You can learn a little about yourself, too, with this All-Arcadian sweatshirt.
10-02-2019 10:47 am
$ 39.99
All-Arcadian Unisex Hoodies
Sexy Hackers is excited to announce the launch of our newest SexyHackers TV podcast: The All-Arcadians, a fantasy radio play following a team of misfits attempting to find their way in the magical land of Arcadia. Through their series of Dungeons and Dragons-inspired misadventures and conversations - chock full of pop culture and meta-references - the Arcadians learn who they are and what they mean to each other. You can learn a little about yourself, too, with this All-Arcadian hoodie.
10-02-2019 10:47 am
$ 22.99
All-Arcadian Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Sexy Hackers is excited to announce the launch of our newest SexyHackers TV podcast: The All-Arcadians, a fantasy radio play following a team of misfits attempting to find their way in the magical land of Arcadia. Through their series of Dungeons and Dragons-inspired misadventures and conversations - chock full of pop culture and meta-references - the Arcadians learn who they are and what they mean to each other. You can learn a little about yourself, too, with this All-Arcadian, racer-back tank-top.
09-20-2019 11:24 am
$ 22.99
Basic Witch Brew Coffee Women's Racer-back Tank-top
If you are lined up outside your favorite National coffee chain for Pumpkin Spice Lattes before the first autumn leaves have even fallen, then this might be just the shirt for you. This Basic Witch, racer-back tank-top is perfect for flying around on your broomstick while sipping your annual "double, double toil and trouble" caffeinated, cauldron brew. If you are feeling a little witchy, that is.
