12-17-2019 01:14 am
$ 19.99
Reverse Engineer Unisex T-shirt
Some people say "Science can amuse and fascinate us all, but it is engineering that changes the world". Well, with this shirt you can literally do both. Prepare to amuse and fascinate folks as they look at your shirt and mutter something like "That must have been a printing error" - NO SHARON, THERE IS NO PRINTING ERROR HERE; I'M JUST REVERSE ENGINEERING YOUR CONCEPT OF CLOTHING. Who needs a shirt to be readable at a glance? People who aren't looking for solutions, that's who. You're wearing a %100 cotton shirt that can, with a little ingenuity be reduced to a handful of cotton balls in an emergency scenario. You're a problem-maker-solver. In that order.
12-03-2019 09:11 am
$ 24.99
We Came We Saw We Kicked Its Men's Long Sleeve Tee
Is your home, school, or workplace haunted with spirits, terrorizing you day in and day out? Who you gonna' call? Ghostbusters! Wearing tan jumpsuits and huge vacuum canisters, the local Ghostbusters will speed over in an Ecto-1 hearse to suck up any poltergeists dwelling in your halls. Show your support and respect for their hard work by wearing this fun, long sleeve t-shirt. You ain't afraid of no ghost!
11-29-2019 07:59 am
$ 19.99
Cat Nitendo Unisex T-shirt
Time to get nostalgic with this tee, featuring a classic NES cartridge for the fictitious Nintendo game "Cat with a Shotgun." This design suggests that the make-believe game's protagonist, a shotgun-totting feline, will be armed and on an explosive hunt for rodents. This fun, vintage, cotton t-shirt is perfect to wear to any casual get-together for a good laugh.
11-26-2019 11:29 am
$ 14.99
Rapper Coffee Mug
You have a rhythm burning in your soul, or maybe it's just the hot coffee warming and fueling your body. Either way, this black and white graphic design of this ceramic mug is perfect to let the world know of your talent and passion for hip hop and rap. Let life be your rhythm and let your coffee feed your rhymes.
11-25-2019 14:28 pm
$ 14.99
Influencer Coffee Mug
You might be a professional influencer on social media, or maybe you view yourself as an early-adopter helping set the trends, but either way, this mug speaks to you. The black and white graphic design of this ceramic coffee mug depicts your quintessential morning with a hot cup of joe to fuel your body for the day, all while letting the world know you have knowledge and insight that make you a leader in trends.
11-22-2019 09:47 am
$ 29.99
Yes, I Really Need All These Dice Unisex Sweatshirts
Shake things up with this geometric, table-top role-playing inspired sweatshirt illustrating colorful dice of every kind. You can wear this sweatshirt to work to inform your RPG-novice co-workers the importance of each gaming die, or gift it to your game master to perhaps score some sympathy points. The options are as countless as a single roll of the polyhedral dice.
11-21-2019 14:16 pm
$ 16.99
Developer Color-Changing Coffee Mug
If "coffee is life," then we have just the thing for you! The black and white graphic design of this ceramic mug depicts your quintessential morning with a hot cup of joe to fuel your body for a long hard day of software developing. Whether you are a professional coder or you moonlight as a hacker, this coffee mug is sure to program a smile on your face.
11-18-2019 05:20 am
$ 19.99
Feminism Definition Unisex T-shirt
Whether you are making a satirical statement about the equality of genders or an active supporter of women's rights, then this t-shirt would make a perfect addition to your wardrobe. Society has come a long way, but sexism is still an issue in this day and age. The very least we can do is raise awareness, especially with comfy, cotton tees like this.
10-30-2019 23:52 pm
$ 39.99
Zombie SexyHackers Team Unisex Hoodies
If you shamble and stagger out of bed, dragging your lifeless limbs around in a groggy state of mind until you get your morning cup of joe -- much like us here at Sexy Hackers -- then this hilarious, hooded sweatshirt is for you. An homage to the infamous brainless living dead, this hoodie parodies our staff's addiction to coffee and that 8 AM caffeine injections to jumpstart our day.
10-18-2019 10:42 am
$ 39.99
I Never Finish Anyth Unisex Hoodies
I started writing an exciting description of this warm, comfy hoodie, but then...
10-04-2019 08:49 am
$ 22.99
Trust Me I'm a Podcaster Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Step aside doctors: there is a new highly-respected occupation commanding authority with simple verbal acknowledgment. The podcast culture is ever-growing, gaining more and more popularity with creators and listeners. And us podcasters obviously know what we are talking about. I mean we have a show. Not anyone can just start a show. So wear this comfy racer-back tank-top to announce to the world that you, too, are a podcaster, and therefore know exactly what you are talking about. (We kid of course: we still have mad respect for doctors.)
10-02-2019 13:58 pm
$ 19.99
Half Court Hero Unisex T-shirt
Whether you play basketball or just love to watch the games, this comfy, cotton t-shirt is sure to be a slam dunk! Or score some points by giving your sporty friend this awesome shirt as a gift. If you miss 100% of the shots you never take, then make that throw from the mid court line! Be the hero the basketball court deserves, but not the one it needs.
09-27-2019 07:25 am
$ 24.99
Arkham Mental Health Men's Long Sleeve
Are you feeling isolated, bullied and disregarded by society, and a need to begin a slow descent into madness transforming you into a criminal mastermind? If so it's time to buy this long-sleeved shirt before it's too late and you end up like Joaquin Phoenix this Halloween! We also recommend getting some mental health help and find a therapist named Harley because she will get your jokes! So click "add to cart" and buy this shirt before it's too late and you start asking yourself... "Where does he get those wonderful toys?" Also, avoid any caped crusaders named Bruce obsessed with Cosplay on Tik Tok or other hashtag challenges!
09-20-2019 07:52 am
$ 39.99
Unicorns Vs Narwalls Unisex Hoodies
Animal Kingdom Mortal Kombat: battle of the horned beasts. In one corner, the mythical, majestic unicorn; in the other, the Arctic-dwelling, tusked narwhal. Wear this comfy, hooded sweatshirt featuring the epic showdown and take the debate to the streets. Round one, fight! Who will win?
09-12-2019 04:28 am
$ 19.99
Salem Broom Co. Unisex T-shirt
Cauldron? Check. Spellbook? Check. Broom? We’ve got you covered! Creators of quality brooms since 1692, the Olde Salem Broom Co. is here for all the witches and warlocks out there – and just in time for Halloween. Whether you’re a good witch or a bad witch, this is the perfect men's t-shirt to show your true colors, and warn others “something wicked this way comes…”.
No guarantees that it will improve your flying game, though!
08-22-2019 06:43 am
$ 39.99
Unicorn Alien Abduction Unisex Hoodies
Ever ponder the suspicious absence of mythological beasts like the majestic unicorn or elusive Big Foot? One word: aliens! UFOs have been visiting our planet for millenniums, abducting all a matter of living creatures, beaming them up into their flying saucers, never to be seen again. This hoodie is perfect to wear during the raid of Area 51 to let the Men in Black know you know the truth about their conspiracy.
08-20-2019 07:28 am
$ 19.99
Who Let Me Read This Unisex T-shirt
We have all read a strange book or two growing up, either for pleasure or requirements of high school English classes. Now Sexy Hackers' latest Podcast "Who Let Me Read This?" is here to remind you of all those CliffsNotes you thought were forgotten over the years. Wear this comfy, cotton t-shirt in support and join us each week as our podcast dives into the inappropriate books of our youth and how they impacted our lives with WTF plot points, twists, turns, headcannons, and conspiracy theories.
08-16-2019 13:25 pm
$ 39.99
Leeroy Jenkins Unisex Hoodies
When you and your buddies are face-to-face with virtual peril, a little Leeroy Jenkins Whiskey can provide you the liquid courage you need to charge into a raid with a fearsome battle cry! This comfy, hooded sweatshirt pays homage to the Leeroy Jenkins meme while also parodying the famous Tennesee Whiskey label. This is the perfect hoodie to wear while rushing headlong into danger with no regard to the consequences. If you love World of Warcraft or any other online multiplayer video game, there is a 32.33 - repeating of course - percent chance you will love this hoodie!
05-31-2019 03:08 am
$ 39.99
SHTV All Character Unisex Hoodies
Are you hanging out in the land of Generica? Then you may be familiar with our Dungeons and Dragons inspired, "Whose Line Is It Anyway" type show, No Dice (shameless plug for our Twitch Channel http://twitch.tv/sxyHACKERS). This comfy, hooded sweatshirt features a chibi, fan-art inspired by No Dice. Shout out to the artist, April, for creating this fun design. You can follow her on Instagram @dillie.pickles; you can also follow the whole No Dice Crew. Catch us every Monday at 7 PM Central on Twitch TV.
05-14-2019 13:43 pm
$ 19.99
SHTV Cookie Unisex T-shirt
Are you hanging out in the land of Generica? Then you may "know where this is going." (Shameless plug for our Twitch Channel http://twitch.tv/sxyHACKERS.) This comfy, cotton t-shirt features a chibi, fan-art of the world-famous Chef Cookie the Dwarf. Shout out to the artist, April, for creating this fun design. You can follow her on Instagram @dillie.pickles; you can also follow Cookie and the rest of the No Dice Crew catch us every Monday at 7 PM Central on Twitch TV.
03-22-2019 09:44 am
$ 49.99
Sexy Hackers Letter Logo Embroidered Bomber Jacket
Represent our brand with this awesome bomber jacket featuring our embroidered Sexy Hackers logo. This bomb, cotton/polyester fleece jacket is perfect for any hacker or fan of our nerdy merchandise. This zip-up sweatshirt is designed to keep you looking cool even when it is cool outside!
12-21-2018 08:04 am
$ 22.99
The Ultimate Math Racerback Tank-Top
Wear this racerback tank top for the Math is Fun icons Sheldon Cooper, Stephen Hawking, Jason Padgett, Archimedes, and Issac Newton. Math is BACK! #DoMath
We are not talking about the hexadecimal method, The Callan-Symanzik equation, Quantum Mechanics, or the Schrödinger equation. You do not have to be a genius to enjoy math, with things like Algebra, Geometry, Calculus, and Trigonometry. We have a healthy respect for math, as long as we do not have to do anything complicated.
01-12-2017 10:59 am
$ 22
Chaotic Good Alignment Poster
Hang this poster on your wall to alert the world of your role-playing alignment. If you’re the kind of person who does the wrong things for the right reason, and follows instinct more than law, then you're "Chaotic Good." These are your John McClanes, your Harry Potters, your Dr. Houses; “heroes” who break rules and trust their intuition to do what they feel is right.
