06-18-2020 16:40 pm
$ 39.99
Rogue Unisex Hoodies
This comfy, hooded sweatshirt was specifically created for those whose table-top, role-playing characters are stealthy thieves that specializes in sneaky combat and sprightly tricks. So if you identify as a rogue in the fantasy world of RPGs, then get ready to kick it old school with this nostalgic, graphic design. Keep an eye out for those other rogues though; they might try to swipe your new, retro hoodie.
06-18-2020 11:17 am
$ 22.99
Paladin Women's Racer-back Tank-top
If you and your role-playing character identify as a good-hearted, law-abiding Paladin in the popular table-top game, there this is the shirt for you! Be prepared to get your "knight" on and kick it old school on your next fantasy adventure with this nostalgic, graphic design. This comfy, racer-back Paladin tank-top is perfect to wear on any dice-rolling, spell-casting crusade!
06-04-2020 13:05 pm
$ 29.99
White Love Peace and Happiness Unisex Sweatshirts
Following the difficult times of the COVID-19, this world could use a little inspiration from the 1960s. So let's take the tie-dye, flower-crowns, "peace and love" of yesteryear and reinvent it for the 21st century with a little modern flare. Whether you self-identify as a hippy, want to spread a little happiness, or you enjoy the cute, kawaii pose popularized in Japanese culture, you are sure to love this comfy sweatshirt!
04-14-2020 18:43 pm
$ 24.99
Air Fist Bump Men's Long Sleeve
We at Sexy Hackers greatly stress the importance of hygienic, safety practices like washing your hands (and singing a little song of your choice to ensure you are washing your hands for the appropriate length of time), we are still going to make jokes and respect the recommended social distancing for COVID-19. Let's immortalize this strange, strange time, with a goofy, long-sleeve t-shirt about "air" fist pumps.
03-31-2020 15:26 pm
$ 24.99
Scan My Network and Die Men's Long Sleeve
Want a shirt that says it all for you? This comfy, long-sleeved t-shirt warns others of the punishment for scanning your network, whether it’s for devices, ports, or IP addresses. You can wear your threat on your sleeve with this tee. Look good while also keeping your computer and network system secure. (Sexy Hackers is not responsible for any maiming attributed to network scanning.)
03-26-2020 11:12 am
$ 24.99
Disco Still Sucks Men's Long Sleeve
Throw away your boogie shoes, because just as it did in the 1970s, Disco still sucks. For many, this genre of dance and music is not (and never has been) "Stayin' Alive". If you are part of the crowd that enjoy ripping on the synthesizer, electronic beats and multi-colored, illuminated checkered floors, then you are sure to get a good laugh out of this groovy, long-sleeved t-shirt.
02-05-2020 11:34 am
$ 49.99
Mario Mushroom Backpack
Forget the mustaches and overalls: with this awesome backpack, you are the hero plumber of your own bright and colorful world! Get ready to discover different power-up mushrooms, collect gold coins, jump on enemy's heads, and slide up and down pipes on your adventure to save the kidnapped princess. Carry this video-game-inspired bag for an extra 1-up.
01-09-2020 13:40 pm
$ 19.99
Nessie Believe Unisex T-shirt
Here is a shirt specifically designed for the believers. If you are one of the few who still express a firm belief that Nessie, the Lock Ness Monster, is real and not just driftwood or a miscellaneous animal in the 1934 "Surgeon's Photograph". Despite solid evidence and credible sources, your faith can't be swayed. So wear this fun and comfy, cotton t-shirt to share your sense of wonder with the world.
12-17-2019 01:14 am
$ 29.99
Reverse Engineer Unisex Sweatshirts
Some people say "Science can amuse and fascinate us all, but it is engineering that changes the world". Well, with this sweatshirt you can literally do both. Prepare to amuse and fascinate folks as they look at your sweatshirt and mutter something like "That must have been a printing error" - NO SHARON, THERE IS NO PRINTING ERROR HERE; I'M JUST REVERSE ENGINEERING YOUR CONCEPT OF CLOTHING. Who needs a shirt to be readable at a glance? People who aren't looking for solutions, that's who. You're wearing a comfy sweatshirt that can, with a little ingenuity be reduced to a handful of cotton balls in an emergency scenario. You're a problem-maker-solver. In that order.
11-26-2019 11:28 am
$ 16.99
Rapper Color-Changing Coffee Mug
You have a rhythm burning in your soul, or maybe it's just the hot coffee warming and fueling your body. Either way, this black and white graphic design of this ceramic mug is perfect to let the world know of your talent and passion for hip hop and rap. Let life be your rhythm and let your coffee feed your rhymes.
11-25-2019 15:37 pm
$ 16.99
Podcaster Color-Changing Coffee Mug
If you need coffee to fuel your body and mind for recording a podcast show, then this is just the mug for you! The black and white graphic design of this color-changing ceramic coffee mug is perfect for consuming a hot cup of joe while letting the world know that you create or partake in a Podcast. Podcast culture is ever-growing and we sure need some extra caffeine to keep up!
10-31-2019 17:46 pm
$ 22.99
Apollo Knit Women's Racer-back Tank-top
All work and no play make the Apollo 11 moon landing a total hoax? A conspiracy theory so popular it made its way into the Overlook Hotel in Stanley Kubrick's 1980 horror classic, The Shining. Whether you enjoy the film or strongly support either side of the age-old, moon-landing debate, you certainly can't "fake" your love for this racer-back tank-top inspired by the iconic Danny Torrance sweater.
09-20-2019 07:52 am
$ 22.99
Unicorns Vs Narwalls Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Animal Kingdom Mortal Kombat: battle of the horned beasts. In one corner, the mythical, majestic unicorn; in the other, the Arctic-dwelling, tusked narwhal. Wear this comfy, racer-back tank-top featuring the epic showdown and take the debate to the streets. Round one, fight! Who will win?
09-12-2019 02:45 am
$ 19.99
Evil Power Master Unisex T-shirt
This cotton t-shirt is inspired by sci-fi, multiple-ending books, made popular in the '80s and the focus of Sexy Hackers new podcast. So put on this awesome tee and follow our "Turn To Page Fun" podcast crew to the Lacoonian System to battle the Evil Power Master and restore order to the galaxy. And if you are going to choose your own adventure, why not give it a little Star Wars twist?
06-20-2019 11:37 am
$ 22.99
RPG Dragons Starbucks Logo Women's Racer-back Tank-top
This comfy, racer-back tank-top features a mash-up of fantasy and Starbucks! A cup of coffee or an Iced Mocha Latte can help fuel your all-night role-playing, table-top adventures. Besides, you can’t wake a sleeping dragon if the majestic creature sips a little espresso and never rests in the first place.
05-28-2019 02:11 am
$ 39.99
SHTV Green Orc Unisex Hoodies
Are you hanging out in the land of Generica? Then you may be familiar with our Dungeons and Dragons inspired, "Whose Line Is It Anyway" type show, No Dice. This comfy, hooded sweatshirt features a chibi, fan-art inspired by No Dice. Shout out to the artist, April, for creating this fun design. You can follow her on Instagram @dillie.pickles; you can also follow Liv and the rest of the No Dice Crew catch us every Monday at 7 PM Central on Twitch TV.
05-14-2019 14:49 pm
$ 29.99
SHTV Cookie Unisex Sweatshirt
Are you hanging out in the land of Generica? Then you may "know where this is going." (Shameless plug for our Twitch Channel http://twitch.tv/sxyHACKERS.) This comfy sweatshirt features a chibi, fan-art of the world-famous Chef Cookie the Dwarf. Shout out to the artist, April, for creating this fun design. You can follow her on Instagram @dillie.pickles; you can also follow Cookie and the rest of the No Dice Crew catch us every Monday at 7 PM Central on Twitch TV.
04-11-2019 05:23 am
$ 22.99
LAX Girl Womens Racer-back Tank-top
Show your pride and admiration for lacrosse with this baller racer-back tank-top. Whether playing on a field or court, or watching from the sidelines, this shirt is sure to catch some eyes. If you love the contact sport of lacrosse, then this tri-blend tank-top is the perfect addition to your wardrobe.
02-28-2019 08:09 am
$ 39.99
Son Of Oculus Hoodie - A Sexy Hackers Exclusive
Inspired by the infamous 1964 self-portrait by René Magritte, Son of Man, a modern twist has been applied to the Bowler-Hat man for this satirical hooded sweatshirt. We always want to see what is hidden, and living in this digital age, technology like virtual reality headsets allow us to see more than ever before. This commentary hoodie is perfect to wear out for drinks or to the office and is certain to make a bold, yet humorous, statement.
01-02-2019 09:20 am
$ 22.99
Bard Class Racerback Tank Top
Hear ye all beings talented in art and magic: our role-playing inspired Character Class series now includes our Bard design. Whether you are Game Master or a dice-rolling player, if you identify as a musical or artistic magician, then this is the official role-playing top for you. Order your Bard racerback tank-top today to wear to your next fantasy gathering.
12-14-2018 08:30 am
$ 48.99
Potwarts Skater Dress
We are pleased to inform you that we now have available this nerdtastic, skater dress, perfect to wear while you continue to wait for your letter of acceptance. This magical, A-line dress is sure to cast a spell on any fan of the wizarding world, decorated with wands, glasses, and other mystical items. No love potion required! Order your enchanted dress today to receive your package by Owl Mail. (Orders will not actually be delivered via owl. This would be most inconvenient for international shipping.)
08-27-2018 07:37 am
$ 22.99
Flaming Role-Playing Polyhedral Dice Women's Racerback Tank
Displaying a flaming 20-sided dice on your clothing or other personal effects has been ingrained in the world's culture for thousands of years. This particular tank-top depicts the artwork created by nomadic prophets in medieval Europe who observed this fiery enumerated object streak across the Belgian skies in 1672. Since then, curious tabletop gamers have led archeological investigations to unearth the mysterious flaming dice which fell from the skies years ago -- to play popular roleplaying games. Order this racerback tank-top today, and you'll surely be dressed to impress at your next game night.
02-05-2018 11:25 am
$ 22
Cleric Class Large Title Poster
If you and your role-playing character have identified as a magical Cleric in a popular table-top fantasy game, there this is the poster for you! The latest in our Character Class series, this wall art graphic was designed exclusively for our Cleric-class friends, no matter your divine domain. This role-playing inspired poster is the perfect to decorate your home or office, or wherever you heal your team or control the undead on your next fantasy adventure.
12-08-2017 09:18 am
$ 19.99
Incredirolls Black RPG Parody Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers
Inspired by Disney's The Incredibles 2, we bring you this superhero cartoon mashup with the fantasy role-playing world! It seems the baby, Jack-Jack, is just starting to explore his powers in The Incredibles 2 movie, but every time you roll the polyhedral dice, you have the randomized power of life and death! So, if you're looking to wear a cool "super suit" for the next game night (which we cannot confirm or deny was designed by Edna), consider this t-shirt blend of Pixar magic and RPG adventure. Suit up and start rolling!
11-17-2017 13:28 pm
$ 22
Mike & Lucas & Dustin & Eleven & Will Poster