11-25-2019 14:09 pm
$ 14.99
Illusionist Coffee Mug
If you create a sense of magic using sleight of hand and fancy card tricks, then we have just the thing for you! The black and white graphic design of this ceramic mug depicts your quintessential morning with a hot cup of joe to fuel your body and mind for a long, magical day of illusions. If "coffee is life" then this mug is your magic wand.
11-25-2019 11:25 am
$ 14.99
Hater Coffee Mug
Whether you view yourself as a hater or you find the prospect of someone self-identifying as a "hater" satirical, then we have just the thing for you! The black and white graphic design of this ceramic mug depicts your quintessential morning with a hot cup of joe to fuel your body for a long day of...I guess hating on stuff? Whatever, haters gonna hate, don't hate the player, hate the game, etc.
11-22-2019 11:55 am
$ 14.99
Feminist Coffee Mug
Whether you are making a satirical statement about the equality of genders or an active supporter of women's rights, then we have just the thing for you! The black and white graphic design of this ceramic mug depicts your quintessential morning with a hot cup of joe to fuel your body while advocating your beliefs. Society has come a long way, but sexism is still an issue in this day and age. The very least we can do is raise awareness, especially while sipping hot coffee.
11-22-2019 10:04 am
$ 19.99
Yes, I Really Need All These Dice Unisex T-shirt
Shake things up with this geometric, table-top role-playing inspired T-Shirt illustrating colorful dice of every kind. You can wear this shirt to work to inform your RPG-novice co-workers the importance of each gaming die, or gift it to your game master to perhaps score some sympathy points. The options are as countless as a single roll of the polyhedral dice.
11-21-2019 15:03 pm
$ 14.99
DJ Coffee Mug
If you like to jam out playing sick beats, then we have just the thing for you! This black and white, graphic design, ceramic mug is perfect to let the world know about your mad skills as a DJ all while fueling your body with your morning cup of hot joe. Blasting some tunes might be your specialty, but you sure can't beat the awesomeness of this coffee mug.
11-12-2019 09:47 am
$ 14.99
Boss Coffee Mug
Whether you are the boss or just exude leadership, we have just the thing for you! This black and white, graphic design, ceramic mug is perfect to let the world know just how "boss" you are, all while fueling your body with your morning cup of hot joe. Everyone will definitely know who's the boss while you are sipping from this coffee mug.
11-06-2019 16:20 pm
$ 16.99
Wizard RPG Character Class Color-Changing Coffee Mug
No matter what Arcane Tradition you specialize in, whether it’s conjuration, divination or transmutation if you characterize yourself as a Wizard, then this mug is for you. Wizards are powerful magic-users that wield arcane spells instead of melee weapons. This addition to our Character Class series is perfect for enjoying your favorite hot beverage during your next dice-rolling, spell-casting role-playing get-together.
11-06-2019 16:05 pm
$ 16.99
Sorcerer RPG Character Class Color-Changing Coffee Mug
Here is a coffee mug sure to cast a spell on your heart! This addition to our Character Class series is designed for the Sorcerer. A Sorcerer is a powerful being gifted with natural, arcane magic. You’ll be shaking up more than dice when you drink from this official, Game Master approved, role-playing mug to your next magical quest.
10-25-2019 08:58 am
$ 14.99
Fighter RPG Coffee Mug
Our Fighter design is the newest in our RPG-inspired Character Class series. No matter your race or alignment, if you are skilled in strategic combat and specialize in weapons or armor, you may identify as a Fighter. Buy your official, Game Master approved, role-playing coffee mug today!
10-18-2019 09:26 am
$ 22.99
Pumpkin King Chase Women's Racer-back Tank-top
This Halloween, if you're holiday spirit is hungry for more than Snake and Spider Stew, then we have just the shirt for you! This comfy, racer-back tank-top puts a classic, arcade game twist on the iconic, skeleton, Pumpkin King and his spooky, boogie-man foe. With this delightfully ghoulish tank, all you need is a wave of your hand and a moan to scare the bravest man off his feet!
10-18-2019 11:43 am
$ 14.99
Bard RPG Class Coffee Mug
Hear ye all beings talented in art and magic: our role-playing inspired Character Class series now includes our Bard mug. Whether you are a coffee-slinging Game Master or a tea-sipping, dice-rolling player, if you identify as a musical or artistic magician, then this is the official role-playing mug for you. Order your Bard mug today to show off at your next fantasy gathering.
10-02-2019 14:00 pm
$ 22.99
Half Court Hero Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Whether you play basketball or just love to watch the games, this comfy, racer-back tank-top is sure to be a slam dunk! Or score some points by giving your sporty friend this awesome shirt as a gift. If you miss 100% of the shots you never take, then make that throw from the mid court line! Be the hero the basketball court deserves, but not the one it needs.
03-26-2021 15:25 pm
$ 22.99
Just Don't Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Some days you are a slam-dunk; everything is going as planned and you are on top of the world. Some days you barely graze the net and fall flat on your face. This racer-back tank-top is dedicated to the latter. Athlete or not, you are sure to get a kick out of this anti-motivational, parody tank.
06-21-2019 12:40 pm
$ 14.99
RPG Dragons Starbucks SexyhackersTV Coffee Mug
This awesome coffe mug features a mash-up of fantasy and Starbucks! A cup of coffee or a nice latte can help fuel your all-night role-playing, table-top adventures. Besides, you can’t wake a sleeping dragon if the majestic creature sips a little espresso and never rests in the first place.
06-20-2019 13:14 pm
$ 29.99
RPG Dragons Starbucks Logo Unisex Swearshirts
This comfy sweatshirt features a mash-up of fantasy and Starbucks! A cup of coffee or an Iced Mocha Latte can help fuel your all-night role-playing, table-top adventures. Besides, you can’t wake a sleeping dragon if the majestic creature sips a little espresso and never rests in the first place.
06-13-2019 16:35 pm
$ 29.99
Lego Brick Master Unisex Sweatshirt by Sexy Hackers
This is the perfect sweatshirt for any Master Builder. Legos? Duplos? It's all good when you are stackin' bricks.
11-09-2022 11:42 am
$ 21.99
Girls Can Game Too Women's Sheer Scoop-Neck T-Shirt
There have been more and more females playing video games on dedicated gaming consoles, PCs, handheld devices, and smartphones over the past decade. But calling this demographic "girl gamers" would be a misnomer -- for the most part, female gamers just want to be included equally in the gaming collective. So, wear this scoop-neck tee to remind everyone at the local GameStop that girls (and women) can game, too. Think about it: for every finick y man-child out there, there might be a woman-child glued to their controllers by their Doritos-stained fingers. Well, I guess that's a gamer stereotype as well...but we can only knock out one cliche per shirt.
05-01-2019 19:20 pm
$ 30.50
Dad DAB - Only in the Land of Generica do all the Dads DAB!
Our Game Master James loves to Dab, he also is a Dad so it only makes sense that he would Dad DAB to the next level! Every Monday at 7PM Central on our Twitch channel while playing NO DICE you can watch him run the campaign like a boss. Join us on this amazing adventure by going to http://twitch.tv/sxyHACKERS
Jump on the chat and tells us where you want our Game Master / Dabbin Dad to do! We'll be waiting, hope you join us #DadDAB
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• Tri-blend construction (50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon)
• 40 singles thread weight
• Comfortable and durable
• Contemporary fit
• Lightweight
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
05-01-2019 13:52 pm
$ 30.50
STAY FOR THE TENTACLES - Twitch sxyHACKERS Shirt
Watch Sexy Hackers stream live Twitch.tv every Monday at 7PM, if you watch the show you'll know we're all about the tentacles!
So check us out every week, join the live chat and we'll include YOU in the story as we play No Dice!
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• Tri-blend construction (50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon)
• 40 singles thread weight
• Comfortable and durable
• Contemporary fit
• Lightweight
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
05-01-2019 07:24 am
$ 49.99
hkr Embroidered Unisex Bomber Jacket
Represent our brand with this awesome bomber jacket featuring our embroidered hacker code. This bomb, cotton/polyester fleece jacket is perfect for any hacker or fan of our nerdy merchandise. This zip-up sweatshirt is designed to keep you looking cool even when it is cool outside.
04-05-2019 08:26 am
$ 19.99
Lacrosse Pride Unisex T-Shirt
Show your pride and admiration for lacrosse with this baller t-shirt. Whether playing on a field or court, or watching from the sidelines, this shirt is sure to catch some eyes. If you love the contact sport of lacrosse, then this cotton tee is the perfect addition to your wardrobe.
10-20-2022 15:30 pm
$ 21.99
Sexy Hackers Logo Sheer Scoopneck Tee
Represent our brand with this awesome scoopneck tee featuring our iconic Sexy Hackers logo. Nothing quite sells our personality like a sassy feline sporting hipster glasses and a Rosie-the-Riveter headband. The logo/cat also has a hint of rockabilly inspiration - I think it's that Elvis-like pomade hair sweep. Anyway, you can also buy this scoopneck t-shirt if you like cats, hipsters, 1950's diner waitresses, or you support women working in munition factories. Whatever the reason, this is one great shirt worth adding to your wardrobe.
08-23-2017 10:11 am
$ 22
Multi-Sided RPG Gamer Dice Icons Poster
Shake things up with this geometric, table-top role-playing inspired poster illustrating colorful dice of every kind. You can pin this poster to your bedroom wall, or mount it in your breakroom at the office. You can even gift it to your Game Master to perhaps score some sympathy points. The options are as countless as a single roll of the polyhedral dice.
01-27-2017 11:36 am
$ 19.99
Mr. MTR - Large Print Version Olive
It's our logo! Minimalistically Speaking. Rock it with pride.
