08-19-2019 17:31 pm
$ 29.99
Turn-To-Page Fun Unisex Sweatshirts
Get ready to turn the page to a brand new comedic adventure. Sexy Hackers is excited to present the Podcast "Turn To Page Fun," a show following different Milwaukee locals through multiple-endings, choose-your-own-adventure books. Wear this magical sweatshirt featuring the show's logo and let's embark on a quest through literature!
06-13-2019 16:35 pm
$ 39.99
Lego Brick Master Unisex Hoodie by Sexy Hackers
This is the perfect hoodie for any Master Builder. Legos? Duplos? It's all good when you are stackin' bricks.
08-31-2017 09:45 am
$ 22
Choose Your Pistol Poster
Arm yourself with this killer poster to hang at your next fantasy, role-playing game. Unsheathe your sword, draw your bow, or prepare your staff, whatever weapon your character chooses, and roll those polyhedral dice. Whether you’re a Fighter or a Wizard, this colorful, graphic design is sure to please any table-top gamer.
10-14-2014 13:30 pm
$ 19.99
Complaining Is Not A Strategy Unisex T-Shirt
Jeff Bezos, Founder and CEO of Amazon
Figuring out what the next step is going to be, is much more productive than standing around and complaining about it. What is your strategy going to be?
07-23-2014 12:46 pm
$ 22
The Riskiest Thing Is To Take No Risks Poster
Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook
You didn't learn to walk without the risk of falling down, but you kept on trying anyhow. So start taking some risks and remember that you are fully capable of picking yourself up if you fall. You won't get anywhere if you don't try.
06-30-2014 10:38 am
$ 22
Move Fast And Break Things Poster
Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook
Moving at a consistent and constant fast pace will allow you to complete your work in a timely manner. When things break, it will be that much easier to pick up the pieces and repair it without others even noticing that there was a bump in the road.
11-11-2020 05:26 am
$ 29.99
I'm Not Happy Til You're Not Happy Unisex Sweatshirts
Listen up all you sarcastic, spunky misfits; we have just the shirt for you. This warm, comfy sweatshirt is a perfect gag gift sure to play for a good laugh. So if you find happiness at other's misfortunes, or just enjoy the sadistic nature of comedy, then this shirt is exactly what you are looking for.
06-23-2020 09:28 am
$ 29.99
The Child Unisex Sweatshirts
Since the launch of the latest, conglomerate streaming service -- a particular saga spin-off series on said streaming service -- this baby's green face has been everywhere! The Space Opera got a sci-fi Western sort of twist: instead of following a group of rebels hell-bent on taking down the galactic empire, the story is of a bounty hunter who takes on a fatherly role to a small, alien child with familiar telekinetic powers. As fans of the show, we at Sexy Hackers are excited to bring you this awesome sweatshirt to honor the greatness of the saga as a whole, as well as this 8-episode series.
03-11-2020 04:55 am
$ 19.99
I Dream In Pixels Unisex T-shirt
Here’s a t-shirt that any computer programmer or video gamer would love to wear. This comfy, cotton tee features a fun, colorful graphic design for anyone who lives and dreams in a virtual world. If you lie awake in bed counting pixelated, 8-bit, digital sheep, then this is the shirt for you.
02-18-2020 09:53 am
$ 19.99
Blue Screen of Death Unisex T-shirt
The Blue Screen of Death. The BSOD. This is the kind of screen you would see completely randomly if you clicked on the wrong portion of a taskbar, or dragged a .txt file into Internet Explorer, or perhaps sneezed too close to your mouse. It would just happen, as if the computer was trying to say "Woah buddy, just hold on a second there. You're being too productive. Time to take a quick 5-minute break."
While it's frustrating on a computer screen, on a shirt it's a much more effective way to communicate how badly you need to stop and take a minute for yourself. With this fine garment, you don't ever need to actually engage with anyone, just pretend that your brain is running into IRQ error 00007x344440, point at your shirt, and calmly walk away unbothered. Blue screen of death? More like Blue Shirt of Victory.
10-31-2019 17:46 pm
$ 29.99
Apollo Knit Unisex Sweatshirts
All work and no play make the Apollo 11 moon landing a total hoax? A conspiracy theory so popular it made its way into the Overlook Hotel in Stanley Kubrick's 1980 horror classic, The Shining. Whether you enjoy the film or strongly support either side of the age-old, moon-landing debate, you certainly can't "fake" your love for this comfy sweatshirt, inspired by the iconic Danny Torrance sweater.
10-18-2019 10:20 am
$ 39.99
I Never Finish Anyth Unisex Hoodies (White)
I started writing an exciting description of this warm, comfy hoodie, but then....
10-02-2019 10:47 am
$ 22.99
All-Arcadian Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Sexy Hackers is excited to announce the launch of our newest SexyHackers TV podcast: The All-Arcadians, a fantasy radio play following a team of misfits attempting to find their way in the magical land of Arcadia. Through their series of Dungeons and Dragons-inspired misadventures and conversations - chock full of pop culture and meta-references - the Arcadians learn who they are and what they mean to each other. You can learn a little about yourself, too, with this All-Arcadian, racer-back tank-top.
04-26-2019 12:49 pm
$ 29.99
HeatBreak Kid Unisex Sweatshirts
Here is a goofy sweatshirt we are sure you will “heart.” This quirky, graphic design is printed on a comfy, cotton/polyester blend sweatshirt, a lovable article of clothing perfect for any occasion. You will be breaking hearts with this adorable, casual look.
02-28-2019 08:34 am
$ 29.99
Son Of Oculus Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt - A Sexy Hackers Exclusive
Inspired by the infamous 1964 self-portrait by René Magritte, Son of Man, a modern twist has been applied to the Bowler-Hat man for this satirical sweatshirt. We always want to see what is hidden, and living in this digital age, technology like virtual reality headsets allow us to see more than ever before. This commentary sweatshirt is perfect to wear out for drinks or to the office and is certain to make a bold, yet humorous, statement!
09-20-2019 15:58 pm
$ 19.99
I'm A Mummy Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers
If you're looking for a cheap, ironic halloween costume; or, you would like to incorrectly portray typical ancient Egyption embalming results, then consider wearing this scary-yet-fashionable mummy tee. You see, a proper embalming process would not have produced a bald skeleton under those fine linen wraps. In fact, you would most likely still see some corroded leathery skin, coarse hair -- and maybe even some freckles. The Egyptian embalmers were very skilled in their work, adhering to the science and religion of their time. Maybe you just had some shoddy work done, and your screaming skull is proof. Oh well, no glorius afterlife for you, bad mummy.
09-04-2018 07:55 am
$ 19.99
You Are Filled With Determination Unisex T-Shirt
Attention all monsters and humans: our new, Undertale-inspired t-shirt is made of comfy, 100% cotton and provides 20 defense. Whether you are taking the pacifist or genocide route, this tee is sure to fill you with determination on your journey. This awesome, graphic shirt, cool enough for even Papyrus to wear, is perfect to wear on any date in the underworld or on the surface. Buy this t-shirt to help send Tem to college!
10-14-2014 13:31 pm
$ 22
Experiment. Fail. Learn. Repeat. Poster
You didn't learn to walk over night. You leaned on things, you fell over, but you kept on trying! Never give in, get back up and try again.
When something you do fails. Do not give up. Learn from the mistake and keep trying till you get it right.
09-21-2020 18:17 pm
$ 37.99
Embroidery Sexy Hackers Logo - Unisex Sweatpants
Represent our brand with this awesome tee featuring our iconic Sexy Hackers logo. Nothing quite sells our personality like a sassy feline sporting hipster glasses and a Rosie-the-Riveter headband. The logo/cat also has a hint of rockabilly inspiration - I think it's that Elvis-like pomade hair sweep. Anyway, you can also buy this t-shirt if you like cats, hipsters, 1950's diner waitresses, or you support women working in munition factories. Whatever the reason, this is one great sweatpants worth adding to your wardrobe.
06-04-2020 10:03 am
$ 39.99
Kawaii Melting Rubix Cube Unisex Hoodies
If you, like many, have felt anger and defeat at the hands of the 3-dimensional puzzle cube invented by Erno Rubik, then maybe giving it a cutesy, Kawaii spin and melting it into a liquid puddle might make up for it. Inspired by the popular, Japanese style, this comfy, hooded sweatshirt sees the multi-colored block dissolving into to a pool of smiles and hearts. This silly hoodie is perfect for anyone who really love -- or really hates -- the original Magic Cube.
02-18-2020 08:58 am
$ 39.99
Blue Screen of Death Unisex Hoodies
The Blue Screen of Death. The BSOD. This is the kind of screen you would see completely randomly if you clicked on the wrong portion of a taskbar, or dragged a .txt file into Internet Explorer, or perhaps sneezed too close to your mouse. It would just happen, as if the computer was trying to say "Woah buddy, just hold on a second there. You're being too productive. Time to take a quick 5-minute break."
While it's frustrating on a computer screen, on a hoodie it's a much more effective way to communicate how badly you need to stop and take a minute for yourself. With this fine garment, you don't ever need to actually engage with anyone, just pretend that your brain is running into IRQ error 00007x344440, point at your shirt, and calmly walk away unbothered. Blue screen of death? More like Blue Shirt of Victory.
12-17-2019 08:19 am
$ 19.99
Flashback Bitches Unisex T-shirt
Sometimes a story needs some background, and characters need a way time travel. Arcadia was fresh out of Flux Capacitors, so we invented our own way to go back in time! Wear this tee whenever you’re planning on flashing back for dramatic effect. DeLorean and plutonium not required.
11-29-2019 10:57 am
$ 29.99
Visit Whitestone Unisex Sweatshirts
This humorous, comfy sweatshirt pays homage to the "critically" acclaimed Twitch show: Critical Role. This long-running web series includes a band of actors playing Dungeons & Dragons, venturing through fantasy lands and mystical castles like Whitestone, home of the de Rolo family. Wear this nerdy shirt to show the world your love for the show or for role-playing games all together.
11-04-2022 13:04 pm
$ 21.99
Believe Women's Scoopneck T-shirt
Bigfoot. The Loch Ness Monster. Ghosts. There are believers, and then there are the haters. Shun the nonbelievers! I mean, come on. For some of these mysterious beings, all they have is the faith of their believers: no solid evidence, no credible sources. You can’t take that away! Wear this comfy, scoop-neck t-shirt to express your sense of wonder to the world.
11-04-2022 12:56 pm
$ 21.99
Basic Witch Brew Coffee Women's Scoopneck T-shirt
If you are lined up outside your favorite National coffee chain for Pumpkin Spice Lattes before the first autumn leaves have even fallen, then this might be just the shirt for you. This Basic Witch, scoop-neck t-shirt is perfect for flying around on your broomstick while sipping your annual "double, double toil and trouble" caffeinated, cauldron brew. If you are feeling a little witchy, that is.
