11-29-2019 10:02 am
$ 29.99
Santa Believe Unisex Sweatshirts

Aliens. Santa Claus. While both have their separate gang of believers, they rarely overlap. Until now! In this fun and unique holiday sweatshirt, Santa Claus is depicted as an alien, and suddenly everything makes sense. Alien technology allows him to fly around the Earth in a single night each Christmas Eve. Alien genetics have allowed him to live this long. The general disbelief among adults in the red-clad, bearded, old man because they don't believe in extraterrestrials. Who knew one, sick sweatshirt could blow so many minds!





10-25-2019 08:34 am
$ 19.99
Turn-To-Page Fun Unisex Royal Blue T-shirt

Get ready to turn the page to a brand new comedic adventure. Sexy Hackers is excited to present the Podcast "Turn To Page Fun," a show following different Milwaukee locals through multiple-endings, choose-your-own-adventure books. Wear this magical, cotton t-shirt featuring the show's logo and let's embark on a quest through literature!





02-06-2019 10:59 am
$ 39.99
The Universe, Protons, and Morons Unisex Hoodie

The wonderful world of science doesn’t always have to be serious, as evident by this humorous hoodie. A play on the particles of an atom, this nerdy hoodie implies that along with positive and negative charged parts, the universe also consists of stupid people. This hoodie is a perfect addition to any professional or amateur scientist’s wardrobe.





09-01-2017 09:22 am
$ 22
What Doesn't Kill You Gives You XP Poster

We designed this poster to feature the popular expression “what doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger.” Truer words have never been spoken if you're talking about RPGs, whether its video games or dice-based, table-top games. While a battle may wear your avatar down, if you are left standing, you can expect to be rewarded handsomely with experience points. Hang this wall art at home to remind yourself of that.





12-29-2016 12:02 pm
$ 19.99
Astro Cat III '80s Retro Funny Unisex T-Shirt

Cats in space could certainly make for an interesting, not to mention adorable, zero-gravity experience. So, show your cat-love by wearing this funny t-shirt bearing an '80s retro motif. The kittens might be disappointed to travel deep into outer space only to discover the Milky Way isn’t a delicious breakfast treat but a massive cluster of stars and planets. Although, you can’t deny that felines would make awesome astronauts - coming back into earth's atmosphere, they would always land on their feet.





08-27-2015 12:56 pm
$ 19.99
Must Love Dogs Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers

If you love dogs, any potential significant other MUST LOVE DOGS. The wedding bells definitely won't be ringing if you discover your date isn't a canine connoisseur. We're not saying that other pets aren't allowed, but people should know at least one dog - big or small - is going to be part of your family in any domestic arrangement. Wear this adorable shirt to let everyone know where your pet loyalties lie.





10-20-2022 09:16 am
$ 19.99
3 Year Anniversary

Here at MTR, we like to really celebrate our staff's anniversaries. We believe that believing in the place you work at, and staying at a place to keep kickin' ass at what you do deserves a t-shirt to commemorate the event. Buy one of our 3 year anniversary shirts to show how long you've been rocking at your job!





06-30-2014 10:16 am
$ 22
If You Don't Want To Be Criticized Poster

Jeff Bezos, Founder/CEO of Amazon Inc

Being criticized is one of our biggest fears. But if we don't stand our ground and allow ourselves to be criticized, then we will never allow ourselves to improve or succeed. It's impossible to please everyone, so make your decision count and take the criticism from others as kind suggestions and perhaps a touch of jealousy that they didn't come up with the idea first.





08-06-2020 12:21 pm
$ 29.99
Embroidery Reading Robot Robot Logo Black Sweatshirt

Do you spend your days hanging out and reading social news and rating web content on discussion boards or or up voting articles? If you like to maybe find random things to read, share links and images then you know what robot to follow. Sure He's not like that one robot goes around and says "I'll be Back" but he does pay attention to your votes. So make your vote count and pick up this exclusive sweatshirt with your favorite embroidery logo.





03-31-2020 15:26 pm
$ 39.99
Scan My Network and Die Unisex Hoodies

Want a shirt that says it all for you? This comfy, hooded sweatshirt warns others of the punishment for scanning your network, whether it’s for devices, ports, or IP addresses. You can wear your threat on your sleeve with this hoodie. Look good while also keeping your computer and network system secure. (Sexy Hackers is not responsible for any maiming attributed to network scanning.)





09-20-2019 11:24 am
$ 22.99
Basic Witch Brew Coffee Women's Racer-back Tank-top

If you are lined up outside your favorite National coffee chain for Pumpkin Spice Lattes before the first autumn leaves have even fallen, then this might be just the shirt for you. This Basic Witch, racer-back tank-top is perfect for flying around on your broomstick while sipping your annual "double, double toil and trouble" caffeinated, cauldron brew. If you are feeling a little witchy, that is.





06-13-2019 11:19 am
$ 22.99
Girls Can Game Too Women's Racer-Back Tank-Top

There have been more and more females playing video games on dedicated gaming consoles, PCs, handheld devices, and smartphones over the past decade. But calling this demographic "girl gamers" would be a misnomer -- for the most part, female gamers just want to be included equally in the gaming collective. So, wear this tank-top to remind everyone at the local GameStop that girls (and women) can game, too. Think about it: for every finicky man-child out there, there might be a woman-child glued to their controllers by their Doritos-stained fingers. Well, I guess that's a gamer stereotype as well...but we can only knock out one cliche per shirt.





10-03-2019 13:17 pm
$ 19.99
I'm A Werewolf Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers

Perhaps your are compelled to wear this shirt to warn the general populace of your lycanthropic condition, or maybe you're looking for the cheapest ironic Halloween costume ever. Either way, this werewolf tee advertises to the world your love of the mysterious transformative power of the moon. Your victims will just remember those eyes...those hypnotic yellow eyes!





08-16-2018 07:40 am
$ 19.99
Flaming Role-Playing Polyhedral Dice Unisex Shirt by Sexy Hackers

Displaying a flaming 20-sided dice on your clothing or other personal effects has been ingrained in the world's culture for thousands of years. This particular shirt depicts the artwork created by nomadic prophets in medieval Europe who observed this fiery enumerated object streak across the Belgian skies in 1672. Since then, curious tabletop gamers have led archeological investigations to unearth the mysterious flaming dice which fell from the skies years ago -- to play popular roleplaying games. Order this tee today, and you'll surely be dressed to impress at your next game night.





02-15-2018 10:32 am
$ 22.99
Wizard RPG Fantasy Class Title Racerback Tank-Top

No matter what Arcane Tradition you specialize in, whether it’s conjuration, divination or transmutation if you characterize yourself as a Wizard, then this racerback tank-top is for you. Wizards are powerful magic-users that wield arcane spells instead of melee weapons. This addition to our Character Class shirt series is perfect to wear to your next dice-rolling, spell-casting role-playing get-together.





08-30-2016 09:32 am
$ 19.99
Skull and Crossed Guns Unisex T-Shirt

If good looks could kill, you would be deadly in this striking (yet stylish) t-shirt. This awesome graphic tee features a multi-colored design of an orange skull and two crisscrossing revolvers - similar to the classic "skulls and crossbones" symbol. If you’re looking for something to show the world how hardcore and edgy you can be, look no further. Nothing says "edgy" quite like human bones and hand guns.





03-02-2016 13:36 pm
$ 19.99
Brain Fart Unisex T-Shirt

Maybe you're born with it; maybe it's Monday. It’s a moment we all know too well. If you’ve forgotten your friend's name, or goofed on some simple math, the world will be more forgiving if you tell everyone you're having a "brain fart" by wearing this shirt. Temporary forgetfulness is an ailment that affects us all at some point. Well, I would write something else here but I just had a brain fart...Sorry, I got nothing.





10-14-2014 13:32 pm
$ 22
Screw It Let's Do It Poster

Richard Branson, Founder of Virgin

There's always a reason to procrastinate but the fact of the matter is the longer you wait, the longer it's going to be bothersome. Time to bite the bullet and just get it done.





08-06-2020 15:15 pm
$ 39.99
The Ultimate Reading Robot Logo Gray Heather Unisex Hoodies

Do you spend your days hanging out and reading social news and rating web content on discussion boards or or up voting articles? If you like to maybe find random things to read, share links and images then you know what robot to follow. Sure He's not like that one robot goes around and says "I'll be Back" but he does pay attention to your votes. So make your vote count and pick up this exclusive hoodies with your favorite logo.





08-06-2020 14:32 pm
$ 19.99
The Ultimate Reading Robot Logo Black Unisex T-Shirt

Do you spend your days hanging out and reading social news and rating web content on discussion boards or or up voting articles? If you like to maybe find random things to read, share links and images then you know what robot to follow. Sure He's not like that one robot goes around and says "I'll be Back" but he does pay attention to your votes. So make your vote count and pick up this exclusive shirt with your favorite logo.





05-21-2020 09:38 am
$ 19.99
Animal Crossing - Turnip Prices Unisex T-shirt

Welcome to your own island. While you might spend your week grinding, chopping lumber, shaking trees for fruit, and fishing your waters clean of all wild life, Sundays will offer you a new possibility. Every Sunday morning, you will come across a little farmer wondering your island, selling turnips. While the bland, root vegetable might not sound like much, your favorite pair of raccoons will later buy your turnips, sometimes for a profit! Wear this goofy, video-game-inspired t-shirt to let the world know you are an active member in the famous Turnip Stock Market.





03-31-2020 14:28 pm
$ 19.99
Scan My Network and Die Unisex T-shirt

Want a shirt that says it all for you? This comfy, cotton t-shirt warns others of the punishment for scanning your network, whether it’s for devices, ports, or IP addresses. You can wear your threat on your sleeve with this tee. Look good while also keeping your computer and network system secure. (Sexy Hackers is not responsible for any maiming attributed to network scanning.)





01-07-2020 14:06 pm
$ 39.99
You Are Filled With Determination Hoodie

Attention all monsters and humans: our new, Undertale-inspired, hooded sweatshirt provides 20 defense. Whether you are taking the pacifist or genocide route, this tee is sure to fill you with determination on your journey. This awesome, graphic hoodie, cool enough for even Papyrus to wear, is perfect to wear on any date in the underworld or on the surface. Buy this hoodie to help send Tem to college!





12-26-2019 19:34 pm
$ 19.99
Let's Roll Unisex T-shirt

Get ready to shake things up with this RPG-inspired tee, sure to make even a noob feel like a natural 20 in the world of fantasy role-playing, table-top games. It's time to wear your new shirt, pack up your gamer dice, and "roll" with the punches. Whether you're in playing a campaign with your friends or out on the town, this comfy, cotton t-shirt is sure to be a hit.





12-18-2019 02:50 am
$ 39.99
All Arcadians State Unisex Hoodies

All Arcadians, get ready to let your school spirit fly! This hoodie is perfect for those long nights hunched over textbooks, or has you covered for unplanned quests… whichever happens first. Standard sizes fit all creatures from Elves to Orcs, but colors are limited – goddess will need to check other styles for bubblegum pink.