01-17-2020 09:22 am
$ 39.99
Verbal Somatic Material Unisex Hoodies
No matter what kind of magic your roleplaying character possesses, this hooded sweatshirt is sure to cast a spell on you! Gear up for any fantasy, table-top adventure with this comfy hoodie and get ready to chant incantations, wave your hands in the air, or conjure a charm through the use of a physical substance. Or all three! Either way, this little beauty is guaranteed, fascinating fun!
12-12-2019 14:53 pm
$ 39.99
Essential NPC Unisex Hoodies
Take a knee all video gamer enthusiast and table-top, role-playing gamers. This humorous, hooded sweatshirt serves as a perfect reminder to any blood-thirsty gamer that not all non-playable characters can be slain. Some NPCs are pivotal in making your quest a success and therefore, can be called NKCs: non-killable characters.
10-04-2019 08:49 am
$ 19.99
Trust me, I'm a YouTuber Unisex T-shirt
Step aside doctors: there is a new highly-respected occupation commanding authority with simple verbal acknowledgment. The YouTube culture is ever-growing, gaining more and more popularity with creators and viewers. And us YouTubers obviously know what we are talking about. I mean we have a show. Not anyone can just publish videos online. So wear this awesome, comfy t-shirt to announce to the world that you, too, are a YouTubers, and therefore know exactly what you are talking about. (We kid of course: we still have mad respect for doctors.)
09-27-2019 07:25 am
$ 19.99
Arkham Mental Health Unisex T-shirt
Are you feeling isolated, bullied and disregarded by society, and a need to begin a slow descent into madness transforming you into a criminal mastermind? If so it's time to buy this t-shirt before it's too late and you end up like Joaquin Phoenix this Halloween! We also recommend getting some mental health help and find a therapist named Harley because she will get your jokes! So click "add to cart" and buy this shirt before it's too late and you start asking yourself... "Where does he get those wonderful toys?" Also, avoid any caped crusaders named Bruce obsessed with Cosplay on Tik Tok or other hashtag challenges!
08-19-2019 17:26 pm
$ 39.99
Turn-To-Page Fun Unisex Hoodies
Get ready to turn the page to a brand new comedic adventure. Sexy Hackers is excited to present the Podcast "Turn To Page Fun," a show following different Milwaukee locals through multiple-endings, choose-your-own-adventure books. Wear this magical, hooded sweatshirt featuring the show's logo and let's embark on a quest through literature!
08-19-2019 17:08 pm
$ 19.99
Turn-To-Page Fun Unisex T-shirt
Get ready to turn the page to a brand new comedic adventure. Sexy Hackers is excited to present the Podcast "Turn To Page Fun," a show following different Milwaukee locals through multiple-endings, choose-your-own-adventure books. Wear this magical, cotton t-shirt featuring the show's logo and let's embark on a quest through literature!
06-18-2019 07:48 am
$ 29.99
Critical Hit Unisex Sweatshirt by Sexy Hackers
A sweatshirt like this can make even a noob a natural 20 in the world of fantasy role-playing, table-top games. You will be so striking you might deal double damage. Take a chance, don’t think twice and roll the polyhedral dice. This shirt is sure to be a hit.
06-18-2019 07:48 am
$ 39.99
Critical Hit Unisex Hoodie by Sexy Hackers
A hoodie like this can make even a noob a natural 20 in the world of fantasy role-playing, table-top games. You will be so striking you might deal double damage. Take a chance, don’t think twice and roll the polyhedral dice. This shirt is sure to be a hit.
10-20-2022 09:17 am
$ 44.99
8-Bit Legend Weapons Men's Athletic Shorts
Kick it old-school with these new, 8-bit video game inspired athletic shorts! These casual, comfy shorts feature a nostalgic pattern of miscellaneous hearts, keys, and fantasy weapons. Add this pixel-decorated garment to your wardrobe, perfect for a morning run, some afternoon hoop-shooting, or even an evening of vintage, virtual adventures.
04-09-2019 17:27 pm
$ 39.99
Rollaero Logo Unisex Hoodies
Get ready to shake, rattle, and roll with this sweatshirt, designed for a whole new kind of rock n roller. Dedicated to our favorite, local skate center, this hooded sweatshirt features the Rollaero logo. This graphic hoodie is perfect to wear while rolling on the rink, or showing your support for the family-owned, local business.
03-01-2019 07:38 am
$ 19.99
No Dice - Sexy Hackers Exclusive Edition Unisex T-Shirt
Sexy Hackers has joined forces with Comedy Improv Team, NO DICE to create Sexy Hackers TV, coming soon to Twitch! If you enjoy fantasy, role-playing games, mad libs, or shows like “Whose Line Is It Anyway,” you are sure to “flip” when you see what we have in store. Wear this Game Master-approved t-shirt to show your support every Monday at 7 p.m. CST at www.twitch.tv/sxyhackers.
02-13-2019 12:31 pm
$ 19.99
Son of Oculus Unisex T-Shirt - A Sexy Hackers Exclusive
Inspired by the infamous 1964 self-portrait by René Magritte, Son of Man, a modern twist has been applied to the Bowler-Hat man for this satirical t-shirt. We always want to see what is hidden, and living in this digital age, technology like virtual reality headsets allow us to see more than ever before. This commentary shirt is perfect to wear out for drinks or to the office and is certain to make a bold, yet humorous, statement!
01-17-2019 08:23 am
$ 19.99
The Universe, Protons, and Morons Unisex T-Shirt
The wonderful world of science doesn’t always have to be serious, as evident by this humorous cotton t-shirt. A play on the particles of an atom, this nerdy tee implies that along with positive and negative charged parts, the universe also consists of stupid people. This shirt is a perfect addition to any professional or amateur scientist’s wardrobe.
12-14-2018 09:37 am
$ 48.99
Skulls N' Roses Skater Dress
Welcome to the Jungle: we’ve got a new, gorgeous skater dress, embellished with skulls and red roses. This comfy, versatile dress featuring an A-line skirt can be glammed up for a punk-inspired formal outfit or worn casually for a night in. A skull and floral design so rockin’ even Slash would approve.
11-16-2018 08:07 am
$ 19.99
Green Bay Hackers eSports Parody Unisex T-Shirt
Ever since the co-founder of Microsoft, Paul Allen, purchased a professional American football team, other Silicon Valley moguls have expressed interest in owning sports franchises. So, why stick with the tired team names and generic animal mascots of old in the Internet age of smartphones, social networking, and meme magic? And furthermore, what are the possibilities of eSports leagues unseating baseball, football, and basketball as "America's pastimes"? We're not sure...But in the future, keyboard warriors and mouse manipulators like you could be playing to sold-out stadiums -- and high-definition Twitch streams -- of millions of people. So, with your support, the Green Bay Hackers could soon become a reality. Wear this shirt and show your unwavering support for a fictional sports team!
06-18-2018 13:11 pm
$ 19.99
Alexa Developer Scribe Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers
People of all ages are now creating Amazon Alexa skills, toiling into the night by oil lamps and incense like the scribes of old. Whether you're a seasoned developer, a bored hacker, or a creative mastermind who wants to see their ideas come to life, making Alexa skills have never been easier -- thanks to cool services like GetStoryline. So, there's no more excuses. You can now create and publish your own Alexa skills without knowing how to write code or calculate logarithmic functions. And to celebrate your quest to make better skills, wear this unique-yet-stylish shirt.
06-25-2018 12:06 pm
$ 19.99
Special Edition Storyline Shirt w/Back Print Unisex T-Shirt
Did you ever want to create your own Alexa device skills but don’t know how to code? You can now use GetStoryline. com to develop unique skills involving trivia, games, news briefings, or any other custom skill to help order your favorite pizza or buy this impressive t-shirt. Wear it proudly to show the world that you got the skills to build skills using Storyline’s simple tutorials and drag-and-drop interface. (There’s no code writing required.) Then, just publish your Alexa skills to the world. Now, starry-eyed coder, we welcome you the dev community with open arms and a comfy Storyline tee.
04-06-2018 13:01 pm
$ 22.99
Rogue Fantasy RPG Class Title Women's Racerback Tank
Our new addition to our Character Class series will steal your heart! This racer-back tank-top features a design for the Rogue in you. If you are a stealthy thief that specializes in sneaky combat and sprightly tricks, then this is the perfect role-playing shirt to wear to your next dice-rolling adventure. Keep an eye out for those other rogues though; they might try to swipe it.
04-06-2018 08:06 am
$ 19.99
Rogue Fantasy RPG Class Title Unisex T-Shirt
Our new addition to our Character Class series will steal your heart! This t-shirt features a design for the Rogue in you. If you are a stealthy thief that specializes in sneaky combat and sprightly tricks, then this is the perfect role-playing shirt to wear to your next dice-rolling adventure. Keep an eye out for those other rogues though; they might try to swipe it.
04-02-2018 08:21 am
$ 19.99
Ranger RPG Fantasy Class Title Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers
In the table-top, role-playing fantasy world, you are a reclusive, hermit and hunter, known as a Ranger, and we have got just the t-shirt for you! Our “Ranger” design in our Character Class shirt series was created especially for our Hunters and Beast Master friends. This Game Master Approved, cotton tee is ideal to wear on your next dice-rolling quest.
11-18-2016 10:44 am
$ 19.99
Pessimism It's Probably Not That Great Funny Unisex T-Shirt
If you live life on the optimistic, sunny side of things, those “glass-half-empty” Debbie-Downers probably try to constantly rain on your parade. While you smile at every problem's positive aspects and thank the stars for everything, the pessimists will bum around over spilled milk. Bottom-line: Being a Negative-Nancy is not all that great. Wearing this shirt will help stamp out negativity in your neighborhood.
11-11-2016 13:09 pm
$ 19.99
Goatbusters Ghostbusters Logo Parody Unisex T-Shirt
Are grass-munching farm animals terrorizing your lawn? Are you sick of all the annoying bleating goat videos on YouTube? Who you gonna' call? The Goatbusters! Wearing tan jumpsuits and huge vacuum canisters, the local Goatbusters will speed over in an Ecto-1 hearse to suck up the greedy livestock so your turf can be restored to its luscious, green glory. Although this cleanup crew is commonly mistaken as the real Ghostbusters, wear this iconic shirt to make sure everyone knows there is a difference. Goats can be just as tough to remove as ghosts, you know. (Storage containment fees apply.)
07-07-2014 13:21 pm
$ 19.99
Innovate or Die Unisex T-Shirt
What have you done lately that inspires others? If that answer is nothing. Then you should come up with something awesome!
It is always good to have an idea. But just how good is that idea? Has it been done already? Your idea needs to be for something new and fresh. You need to rock the market with something that they have always wanted but just didn't know it - like the pet rock. What will you unveil for the world to be amazed by?
07-07-2016 09:29 am
$ 22
There is No Cloud it's Just Someone Else's Computer Poster
Don’t be fooled by the enigmatic, mystical name. The “cloud” is nothing more than a network of computer servers used for storage backups and media sharing. No wispy, fluffy puffs of moisture floating up high in the stratosphere that magically contains your iPhone photos from your vacation to Cancun last year. Nope. Just a bunch of machines that are hoarding insane amounts of your old emails and Google searches.
