01-17-2020 09:22 am
$ 22.99
Verbal Somatic Material Women's Racer-back Tank-top

No matter what kind of magic your roleplaying character possesses, this racer-back tank-top is sure to cast a spell on you! Gear up for any fantasy, table-top adventure with this comfy tank and get ready to chant incantations, wave your hands in the air, or conjure a charm through the use of a physical substance. Or all three! Either way, this little beauty is guaranteed, fascinating fun!





01-17-2020 08:06 am
$ 37.99
Hack The Planet - Unisex Embroidered Sweatpants

Who remembers the 1995 cult classic HACKERS with young Angelina Jolie!   Zero Cool and Crash Override is about to hack the planet with those old computers. When they do they are going to be wearing these sweat pants.   So if you're computer hacker better suite up, grab some mountain dew because it's gonna get wild.





11-29-2019 09:52 am
$ 22.99
Rainbow Dice Sword Women's Racer-Back Tank-Top

Unsheathe your sword (or draw your bow or prepare your staff - whatever weapon your character chooses) and roll those polyhedral dice. Arm yourself with this colorful, killer top to wear on your next fantasy, role-playing adventure. Whether you’re a Fighter or a Rogue, and table-top gamer is sure to look sharp wearing this comfy, racer-back tank-top.





10-25-2019 08:40 am
$ 22.99
Who Let Me Read This Unisex Purple T-shirt

We have all read a strange book or two growing up, either for pleasure or requirements of high school English classes. Now Sexy Hackers' latest Podcast "Who Let Me Read This?" is here to remind you of all those CliffsNotes you thought were forgotten over the years. Wear this comfy, cotton t-shirt in support and join us each week as our podcast dives into the inappropriate books of our youth and how they impacted our lives with WTF plot points, twists, turns, headcannons, and conspiracy theories.





06-06-2019 07:57 am
$ 29.99
Sexy Hackers Embroidered Cat Logo Wool Blend Snapback Hat

Represent our brand with this awesome Snapback Hat featuring our iconic Sexy Hackers logo. Nothing quite sells our personality like a sassy feline sporting hipster glasses and a Rosie-the-Riveter headband. The logo/cat also has a hint of rockabilly inspiration - I think it's that Elvis-like pomade hair sweep. This hat may also appeal to you if you like cats, hipsters, 1950's diner waitresses, or you support women working in munition factories. Whatever the reason, this is one great cap worth adding to your wardrobe!





10-20-2022 09:17 am
$ 48.99
8-bit Legend Skater Dress

Kick it old-school with this new, 8-bit video game inspired skater dress! This casual, comfy A-line garb features a nostalgic pattern of miscellaneous hearts, keys, and fantasy weapons. Add this pixel-decorated dress to your wardrobe, perfect for a night on the town or an evening of vintage, virtual adventures.





10-02-2018 10:15 am
$ 19.99
Air Hollow Headless Horseman Parody Unisex T-Shirt

What if the Headless Horseman from "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" could slam dunk his magical pumpkin head just like His Airness could effortlessly dunk a basketball? Well, the horseman's iconic red logo might be applied to merch like riding boots, leather saddles, and cavalry swords as well as shoes, headbands, shorts -- and this comfortable t-shirt. Millions of fans might also proclaim "I wanna be like Ike" -- that is, Ichabod Crane. You'll be dressed to impress by wearing this funny Air Hollow tee to your next Halloween party or basketball game. 





02-21-2018 07:00 am
$ 19.99
The Forge Herald Unisex T-Shirt

Attention gamers of every, whether you enjoy the role-playing world of table-top games, the fantasy, card-based realm, games in the form of board or video, The Forge Herald is a phenomenal source for nerd fodder. They share articles and videos about gaming of all varieties. If you are a fan of The Forge Herald, then show your passion and support with this comfy, 100% cotton t-shirt, great to wear to the office, to parties, or just lounging around the house.





10-25-2016 10:09 am
$ 19.99
X-Box Achievement Unlocked Left the House Funny Unisex T-Shirt

Any gamer knows how easy it is to get absolutely immersed in a video game, consuming days - and even weeks - of time. Double XP weekends, a new Call of Duty, a popular MMO, the latest DLC, or a new RPG will demand full retreat from the "real" world. It’s not unrealistic to consider leaving the house, let alone getting off the couch, an "unlocked achievement." A hard-core gamer can experience a small victory putting down their X-Box (or PS4 Dualshock) controller, so celebrate your first day outside by wearing this funny shirt. (And you non-gamers that binge-watch Netflix all weekend: You could benefit from some time outside, too.)





07-07-2016 10:06 am
$ 19.99
Cancer Sucks Balls Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers

Whether you've had cancer, or you know a friend or family member who's had at least one of the 200 permutations of the disease, cancer sucks balls. Marvel Comic’s legendary anti-hero and cancer patient, Wade Wilson (A.K.A. Deadpool), said cancer is a “sh*t-show.” That is true, as well. While some people cope with the illness using humor, cancer is still a major life-or-death struggle for millions of men, women, and children. Wearing this t-shirt could be a great way of showing your support for any patients in your life.





01-12-2021 03:30 am
$ 19.99
NAPA AUTO PARTS - If you don't know what you're doing, do it quickly

This shirt is perfect to show off your AUTO PARTS pride! We've all had moments where we're unsure of what we're doing, but we quickly figure out how to make it work. Wear this shirt to work with pride!





10-02-2014 09:47 am
$ 22
F*ck Mediocrity Poster

We've all been to restaurants that are so-so. Don't own that place. Own the place across the street that has amazing food, amazing customer service, amazing everything. Amazing!

It's okay to be different. Challenge others. Break the mold. Do not be like everyone else.





06-22-2015 10:36 am
$ 19.99
Screw It Let's Do It Unisex T-Shirt

Richard Branson, Founder of Virgin

There's always a reason to procrastinate but the fact of the matter is the longer you wait, the longer it's going to be bothersome. Time to bite the bullet and just get it done.





06-30-2014 09:22 am
$ 19.99
Get Sh*t Done Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers

Aaron Levie, CEO/Co-founder of Box

One cannot expect to be productive if one is a couch potato. Get up, get on your feet, and experience life! As Aaron Levie put ever so nicely, "Get shit done."





12-30-2016 10:05 am
$ 19.99
Boo or Booing Funny Ghost Unisex T-Shirt

Here is a cute and funny shirt that illustrates why ghosts are really saying “boo": They just don't like you. Spirits would be far less spooky if all they did was heckle instead of haunt. This graphic tee is perfect attire for Halloween night, a baseball game, a controversial city council meeting, or anywhere you need to express your disapproval without saying a word. Or, maybe you're just a fan of "dark humor," or you could be interested in paranormal subjects and supernatural tales. 





10-20-2022 09:16 am
$ 22.99
#Relentless Knit Beanie

Robin Sharma, Self-Help Writer and Leadership Speaker

Be all in or all out. There is no halfway. Robin Sharma says, "Become one of the rare people who don't know how to quit." Arthur Ashe also says, "Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can." Be tenacious in everything you do and show the world you will not give up without a fight. #GetInspired





06-10-2015 11:13 am
$ 19.99
Move Fast And Break Things Unisex T-Shirt

Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook

Moving at a consistent and constant fast pace will allow you to complete your work in a timely manner. When things break, it will be that much easier to pick up the pieces and repair it without others even noticing that there was a bump in the road. 





05-07-2019 08:10 am
$ 49.99
Sexy Hackers Cat Logo Bomber

Represent our brand with this awesome bomber jacket featuring our Sexy Hackers logo. This bomb, cotton/polyester fleece jacket is perfect for any hacker or fan of our nerdy merchandise. This zip-up sweatshirt is designed to keep you looking cool even when it is cool outside.





11-08-2022 09:19 am
$ 21.99
D20 Gamer Dice Heart Scoopneck T-Shirt

Our newest role-playing inspired t-shirt is sure to pull at your heartstrings. Any fan of the table-top, fantasy game is sure to love this graphic scoop-neck tee. If role-playing games are your heart and soul, then this is the perfect shirt to wear casually to lunch, to the office, or on your next dice-rolling, dragon-slaying adventure.





11-08-2022 13:18 pm
$ 21.99
Druid RPG Fantasy Class Large Title Women's Scoopneck Tee

Our Character Class series continues with this fun and simple Druid scoop-neck shirt, created specifically for our nature-themed magical friends. If you are a Druid, this stylish, 100% cotton Game-Master-Approved tee is perfect to wear when you’re rolling dice and shapeshifting into animals on your next fantasy, role-playing adventure.





09-06-2022 09:29 am
$ 19.99
Lego Brick Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers

Legos? Duplos? It's all good when you are stackin' bricks.





10-13-2022 10:14 am
$ 21.99
You Are Filled With Determination Women's Scoopneck Shirt

Attention all monsters and humans: Our new Undertale-inspired shirt is made of comfy 100% ring-spun cotton and provides 20 defense. Whether you are taking the pacifist or genocide route, this scoop-neck tee is sure to fill you with determination on your journey. This awesome graphic t-shirt, cool enough for even Papyrus to wear, is perfect for any date in the underworld or on the surface.





07-23-2020 10:46 am
$ 29.99
Sheldonzilla Unisex Sweatshirts

We at Sexy Hackers might not be theoretical physicists, but like our favorite TV nerd, we love all things nerd culture, including popular Kaiju movies. Even though The Big Bang Theory protagonist could probably provide a scientific defense against the realistic probability of such monsters existing, the make-believe world of Godzilla, King Kong, and Rodan is a fiction worth investing in. Show your love and appreciation for these monster films or the popular television series with this nerdtastic sweatshirt.





07-23-2020 10:44 am
$ 39.99
Sheldonzilla Unisex Hoodies

We at Sexy Hackers might not be theoretical physicists, but like our favorite TV nerd, we love all things nerd culture, including popular Kaiju movies. Even though The Big Bang Theory protagonist could probably provide a scientific defense against the realistic probability of such monsters existing, the make-believe world of Godzilla, King Kong, and Rodan is a fiction worth investing in. Show your love and appreciation for these monster films or the popular television series with this nerdtastic hoodie.





07-03-2020 15:04 pm
$ 19.99
Last Of Us II Unisex T-shirt

7 long years after the release of the now-infamous 2013 story of a man and a young girl traversing an apocalyptic world infested with zombies and violent militia groups, the anticipated, 2020 sequel finally hit shelves. This continuation in the series has divided audiences and critics, but whether you loved it or hated it, the emotional roller-coaster will have a lasting impact on you. This comfy, cotton t-shirt is a perfect way to find other fans, so you can freely discuss the new video game while avoiding spoiling anything for those online.