01-17-2020 09:22 am
$ 39.99
Verbal Somatic Material Unisex Hoodies
No matter what kind of magic your roleplaying character possesses, this hooded sweatshirt is sure to cast a spell on you! Gear up for any fantasy, table-top adventure with this comfy hoodie and get ready to chant incantations, wave your hands in the air, or conjure a charm through the use of a physical substance. Or all three! Either way, this little beauty is guaranteed, fascinating fun!
08-19-2019 17:26 pm
$ 39.99
Turn-To-Page Fun Unisex Hoodies
Get ready to turn the page to a brand new comedic adventure. Sexy Hackers is excited to present the Podcast "Turn To Page Fun," a show following different Milwaukee locals through multiple-endings, choose-your-own-adventure books. Wear this magical, hooded sweatshirt featuring the show's logo and let's embark on a quest through literature!
06-09-2015 08:31 am
$ 19.99
F*ck Mediocrity Unisex T-Shirt
We've all been to restaurants that are so-so. Don't own that place. Own the place across the street that has amazing food, amazing customer service, amazing everything. Amazing!
It's okay to be different. Challenge others. Break the mold. Do not be like everyone else.
02-13-2019 12:31 pm
$ 19.99
Son of Oculus Unisex T-Shirt - A Sexy Hackers Exclusive
Inspired by the infamous 1964 self-portrait by René Magritte, Son of Man, a modern twist has been applied to the Bowler-Hat man for this satirical t-shirt. We always want to see what is hidden, and living in this digital age, technology like virtual reality headsets allow us to see more than ever before. This commentary shirt is perfect to wear out for drinks or to the office and is certain to make a bold, yet humorous, statement!
06-18-2018 13:11 pm
$ 19.99
Alexa Developer Scribe Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers
People of all ages are now creating Amazon Alexa skills, toiling into the night by oil lamps and incense like the scribes of old. Whether you're a seasoned developer, a bored hacker, or a creative mastermind who wants to see their ideas come to life, making Alexa skills have never been easier -- thanks to cool services like GetStoryline. So, there's no more excuses. You can now create and publish your own Alexa skills without knowing how to write code or calculate logarithmic functions. And to celebrate your quest to make better skills, wear this unique-yet-stylish shirt.
11-18-2016 10:44 am
$ 19.99
Pessimism It's Probably Not That Great Funny Unisex T-Shirt
If you live life on the optimistic, sunny side of things, those “glass-half-empty” Debbie-Downers probably try to constantly rain on your parade. While you smile at every problem's positive aspects and thank the stars for everything, the pessimists will bum around over spilled milk. Bottom-line: Being a Negative-Nancy is not all that great. Wearing this shirt will help stamp out negativity in your neighborhood.
08-28-2015 10:42 am
$ 19.99
Girls Can Game Too Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers
Many more females have been playing video games on dedicated gaming consoles, PCs, handheld devices, and smartphones over the past decade. But calling this demographic "girl gamers" would be a misnomer -- for the most part, female gamers just want to be included equally in the gaming collective. Sure, there will always be video games that appeal to a certain group, and there are some pretty risque Twitch streamers, but it's never safe to stereotype the dedication and skills of anyone based on their gender. You might get schooled during your next night playing Call of Duty, World or Warcraft, Overwatch, Street Fighter, or even Splatoon. So, wear this shirt to remind everyone at the local GameStop that girls (and women) can game, too. Think about it: For every finicky man-child out there, there might be a woman-child glued to their controllers by their Doritos-stained fingers. Well, I guess that's a gamer stereotype, as well...but we can only knock out one cliche per t-shirt.
06-08-2015 12:33 pm
$ 19.99
ABC Always Be Coding Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers
Alec Baldwin told a bunch of salesmen to "Always Be Closing!" in the Glengary Glen Ross movie. But true software developers who love their craft prefer to say "Always Be Coding!" That’s assuming, of course, your code does not suck. If so, then it might be a good time to stop…seriously. Stop. Most good programmers code not because they expect to get paid, but because it's so darn fun. That's especially true if you get to spend your entire day at the office fixing crappy spaghetti code someone wrote fifteen years ago. So, inspire your entire appdev team by simply wearing this motivational shirt!
06-08-2015 12:37 pm
$ 19.99
Always Challenge the Old Ways Unisex T-Shirt
Haward Schutz, Chairman / CEO of Starbucks
They say that history repeats itself. We should never forget what the past has taught us, but we should challenge its ways when it is trying to repeat itself. The results will never change if we don't do something to make the change possible.
08-07-2015 10:40 am
$ 19.99
Doc Brown Great Scott Unisex T-Shirt
Many companies like Lexus and HUVrTech are creating "real" Hoverboards (as depicted in Back to the Future 2), but let's not forget the eccentric scientist who invented the flux capacitor: the venerable Doc Brown. He's also the man who re-popularized the minced oath "Great Scott!" - he said it 16 times across the Back to the Future movie trilogy. Yes, Dr. Emmett Brown made time travel possible, but he also has a very memorable - yet antiquated - catchphrase. So, support Doc Brown's future success and astonishment with this unique t-shirt!
10-14-2014 13:31 pm
$ 19.99
Experiment. Fail. Learn. Repeat. Unisex T-Shirt
You didn't learn to walk over night. You leaned on things, you fell over, but you kept on trying! Never give in, get back up and try again.
When something you do fails. Do not give up. Learn from the mistake and keep trying till you get it right.
07-07-2014 13:11 pm
$ 22
Always Challenge the Old Ways Poster
Haward Schutz, Chairman / CEO of Starbucks
They say that history repeats itself. We should never forget what the past has taught us, but we should challenge its ways when it is trying to repeat itself. The results will never change if we don't do something to make the change possible.
07-23-2020 10:44 am
$ 39.99
Sheldonzilla Unisex Hoodies
We at Sexy Hackers might not be theoretical physicists, but like our favorite TV nerd, we love all things nerd culture, including popular Kaiju movies. Even though The Big Bang Theory protagonist could probably provide a scientific defense against the realistic probability of such monsters existing, the make-believe world of Godzilla, King Kong, and Rodan is a fiction worth investing in. Show your love and appreciation for these monster films or the popular television series with this nerdtastic hoodie.
05-07-2019 08:10 am
$ 49.99
Sexy Hackers Cat Logo Bomber
Represent our brand with this awesome bomber jacket featuring our Sexy Hackers logo. This bomb, cotton/polyester fleece jacket is perfect for any hacker or fan of our nerdy merchandise. This zip-up sweatshirt is designed to keep you looking cool even when it is cool outside.
03-01-2019 07:38 am
$ 19.99
No Dice - Sexy Hackers Exclusive Edition Unisex T-Shirt
Sexy Hackers has joined forces with Comedy Improv Team, NO DICE to create Sexy Hackers TV, coming soon to Twitch! If you enjoy fantasy, role-playing games, mad libs, or shows like “Whose Line Is It Anyway,” you are sure to “flip” when you see what we have in store. Wear this Game Master-approved t-shirt to show your support every Monday at 7 p.m. CST at www.twitch.tv/sxyhackers.
06-17-2016 09:34 am
$ 19.99
Stand Back I'm Making Science Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers
Let's be honest: Science really isn't that exciting unless something explodes. So put on some gloves and goggles because we're going to make some science in the style of Bill Nye the Science Guy! It's really easy...just drop a pack of Mentos in a two liter of Diet Coke, then step back and watch it blow! Don’t want artificial sweetener in your hair? Next time, read the explicit warning on this shirt.
06-17-2016 09:27 am
$ 19.99
Linux Master Race Unisex T-Shirt by Sexy Hackers
Here’s a shirt for the ultimate computer nerd who has evolved beyond Windows and its many inefficiencies. Linux is truly the best operating system for PCs, MACs, smartphones, Chromebooks, tablets, gaming consoles, smart watches, Tickle Me Elmo dolls, pocket watches, Ronco food dehydrators, and every Ford Taurus past the 1997 model year, etc. You can basically run Linux on anything and everything - if only everyone else GNU! Even better - it's open source and totally free. Proudly wear this t-shirt to help recruit despondent members from so-called "PC master race."
06-09-2015 09:58 am
$ 19.99
Stay Focused and Keep Shipping Walter White Unisex T-Shirt
Wear this iconic shirt, featuring a famous inspirational quote, to motivate those around you...especially if their name is Jesse. Did Walter White of Breaking Bad say it, or was it Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook? Either way, everyone should stay focused and keep shipping - unless you're shipping something really bad, like Blue Sky. If we're just talking about software applications, frozen concentrated orange juice, or Chia Pets, then we're O.K. Regardless, can't we all agree that Breaking Bad was the greatest dramatic television series of all time?
10-02-2014 09:52 am
$ 22
Optimism, Pessimism, F*ck That Poster
Elon Musk, Founder and CEO Tesla & SpaceX
Each individual has their way of thinking about something. In the long run, it doesn't matter which way you think about it, so long as the job gets done!
04-06-2018 13:01 pm
$ 22.99
Rogue Fantasy RPG Class Title Women's Racerback Tank
Our new addition to our Character Class series will steal your heart! This racer-back tank-top features a design for the Rogue in you. If you are a stealthy thief that specializes in sneaky combat and sprightly tricks, then this is the perfect role-playing shirt to wear to your next dice-rolling adventure. Keep an eye out for those other rogues though; they might try to swipe it.
04-06-2018 08:06 am
$ 19.99
Rogue Fantasy RPG Class Title Unisex T-Shirt
Our new addition to our Character Class series will steal your heart! This t-shirt features a design for the Rogue in you. If you are a stealthy thief that specializes in sneaky combat and sprightly tricks, then this is the perfect role-playing shirt to wear to your next dice-rolling adventure. Keep an eye out for those other rogues though; they might try to swipe it.
11-15-2017 09:34 am
$ 19.99
Thunder Lizard Brontosaurus Unisex T-Shirt
DISCLAIMER: This is not an official Science Museum of Minnesota hoodie/shirt as worn by Dustin on the Netflix sci-fi horror hit. The official hoodie (that this shirt is based on) includes the Science Museum of Minnesota logo, and it can be purchased directly from the museum's website. Our t-shirt is all about the Brontosaurus, also known as "The Thunder Lizard." And like the magnificent Brontosaurus, this Jurassic-era tee goes to 5XL -- perfect for those larger fans who may have trouble locating a comfortable size this holiday season.
10-31-2019 10:02 am
$ 14.99
Sexy Hackers Cat Logo Coffee Mug
Represent our brand with this awesome coffee mug featuring our iconic Sexy Hackers logo. Nothing quite sells our personality like a sassy feline sporting hipster glasses and a Rosie-the-Riveter headband. The logo/cat also has a hint of rockabilly inspiration - I think it's that Elvis-like pomade hair sweep. Anyway, you can also buy this mug if you like cats, hipsters, 1950's diner waitresses, or you support women working in munition factories. Or if you love coffee, tea, and/or other hot beverages.
10-21-2019 14:16 pm
$ 14.99
Cute Baby Dragon Holding 20-Sided Die Coffee Mug