11-08-2022 10:34 am
$ 21.99
Deadstock Women's Scoopneck T-shirt
New, Old Stock: Sneakerheads are always on the hunt for that certain gem that may have been overlooked back when it was release but now stands as a sought-after or revered sneaker. So wear your sneakerhead pride on your sleeve while bragging about your knowledge of the "deadstock" shopper's lifestyle with this comfy, scoop-neck t-shirt.
07-14-2020 17:25 pm
$ 12.99
Beast Coffee White Ceramic Mug with Color Inside
If people often describe you as "beast," then we have just the thing for you! This black and white, graphic design, ceramic mug is perfect to let the world know just how "beast" you are all while fueling your body with your morning cup of hot joe. All you do is win, win, win, and finding this beast coffee mug is definitely a win!
06-19-2020 10:23 am
$ 22.99
Bard Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Be ye role-playing game counterpart an artistic and magical Bard? Then this is the shirt for you! Get ready to kick it old school on your next table-top, dice-rolling adventure with this nostalgic graphic design. This comfy, racer-back tank-top is sure to cast a spell on your heart while you're strumming your lute, creating heavenly harmonies and atmospheric music during your next fantasy gathering.
06-04-2020 14:32 pm
$ 39.99
Laser Research Unisex Hoodies
Cats: testing lasers since the creation of the amplified light beam for size, speed, shape, and the ability to appear then disappear again at random. Those little, red, glowing spots dart back and forth so quickly, and then vanish right before they are caught under kitty paws. Thus servers as the inspiration for this humorous, hooded sweatshirt. Cat tested, cat approved.
06-04-2020 09:03 am
$ 24.99
Melting Companion Cube Men's Long Sleeve
Any fan of the popular puzzle game franchise Portal will immediately recognize the Weighted Companion Cube used to complete level 17, resulting in the destruction of said cube. Whether or not this gray and pink block is actually sentient, as implied by game antagonist GLaDOS, the cute brick has become iconic (even making an appearance in the second game) and the thought of dropping it into an incinerator is saddening. So wear this video-game inspired long-sleeved shirt to commemorate and pay your respects to the infamous Companion Cube.
06-03-2020 10:17 am
$ 22.99
Harley Quinn and Joker in Wonderland Women's Racer-back Tank-top
This crazy, colorful shirt is perfect for any fan of the popular comic book characters or the famous tale of the world down the rabbit hole. This racer-back tank-top depicts an insane mashup you didn't know you needed where the madness of the dark knight's nemesis and his faithful love affair meet the world of imagination, where nothing makes sense. Cookies make you grow and mushrooms make you shrink, rabbits wear pocket watches and cats have the power of invisibility. Move over Mad Hatter, there is a new crazy man at the tea party.
04-07-2020 13:45 pm
$ 29.99
Therapy... It's For Everyone Unisex Sweatshirts
Sit down on this leather couch and tell us about it. You need a new shirt? You're tired of wearing that same old Stone Cold Steve Austin tee from 1998, back when he was relevant? Well, this sweatshirt is about taking care of your mental health, while taking care of your body, swaddling it in the finest cloth. Why get a new shirt removing the stigma of mental health care? Because Stone Cold said so.
03-26-2020 11:12 am
$ 19.99
Disco Still Sucks Unisex T-shirt
Throw away your boogie shoes, because just as it did in the 1970s, Disco still sucks. For many, this genre of dance and music is not (and never has been) "Stayin' Alive". If you are part of the crowd that enjoy ripping on the synthesizer, electronic beats and multi-colored, illuminated checkered floors, then you are sure to get a good laugh out of this groovy, cotton t-shirt.
11-04-2022 13:09 pm
$ 21.99
Blue Screen of Death Women's Scoopneck T-shirt
The Blue Screen of Death. The BSOD. This is the kind of screen you would see completely randomly if you clicked on the wrong portion of a taskbar, or dragged a .txt file into Internet Explorer, or perhaps sneezed too close to your mouse. It would just happen, as if the computer was trying to say "Woah buddy, just hold on a second there. You're being too productive. Time to take a quick 5-minute break."
While it's frustrating on a computer screen, on a shirt it's a much more effective way to communicate how badly you need to stop and take a minute for yourself. With this fine garment, you don't ever need to actually engage with anyone, just pretend that your brain is running into IRQ error 00007x344440, point at your shirt, and calmly walk away unbothered. Blue screen of death? More like Blue Shirt of Victory.
11-09-2022 10:16 am
$ 21.99
Flashback Bitches Women's Scoopneck T-shirt
Sometimes a story needs some background, and characters need a way time travel. Arcadia was fresh out of Flux Capacitors, so we invented our own way to go back in time! Wear this tee whenever you’re planning on flashing back for dramatic effect. DeLorean and plutonium not required.
12-17-2019 01:14 am
$ 39.99
Reverse Engineer Unisex Hoodies
Some people say "Science can amuse and fascinate us all, but it is engineering that changes the world". Well, with this hoodie you can literally do both. Prepare to amuse and fascinate folks as they look at your sweatshirt and mutter something like "That must have been a printing error" - NO SHARON, THERE IS NO PRINTING ERROR HERE; I'M JUST REVERSE ENGINEERING YOUR CONCEPT OF CLOTHING. Who needs a shirt to be readable at a glance? People who aren't looking for solutions, that's who. You're wearing a comfy, hooded sweatshirt that can, with a little ingenuity be reduced to a handful of cotton balls in an emergency scenario. You're a problem-maker-solver. In that order.
12-10-2019 09:18 am
$ 19.99
YouTube Magicians Love This Unisex T-shirt
Do you perform Magic on YouTube or maybe you're going to be on the next America's Got Talent and go up against Eric Chien. Even if you're just hanging out on the street corner performing card tricks doing a little Prestidigitation on the sideline then this is for you. If you don't know what Prestidigitation is then clearly you're not down with the magician's code. You better take a Master Class from Penn & Teller or call up Phil Dunphy and Criss Angel for help, whatever you do avoid David Blaine, that dude gives us the creeps.
11-28-2019 18:33 pm
$ 22.99
Visit Whitestone Women's Racer-back Tank-top
This humorous, racer-back tank-top pays homage to the "critically" acclaimed Twitch show: Critical Role. This long-running web series includes a band of actors playing Dungeons & Dragons, venturing through fantasy lands and mystical castles like Whitestone, home of the de Rolo family. Wear this nerdy top to show the world your love for the show or for role-playing games all together.
10-13-2022 10:42 am
$ 21.99
WTF Women's Scoopneck T-shirt
There has never been a better exclamation of shock or disbelief than "what the f*ck?" Though there have been many variations, both censored and explicit, you just can't beat the original WTF. Express the satisfying acronym with this fun, scoop-neck t-shirt, a perfect addition to your wardrobe no matter what "WTF" alternatives you use.
11-09-2022 12:20 pm
$ 21.99
Got Tethics Women's Scoopneck T-shirt
Do you love technology and have ethics? Maybe you Got Tethics or maybe you just love Season 6 of our favorite TV show in the valley! The boys and girls are back and this time they are bringing the Son of Anton online. As seen in Silicon Valley, this popular baby tells the world that you got all the right stuff. Sure you don’t own a copy of “The Gates of Galoo” but you've at least Got Tethics with this comfy, scoop-neck t-shirt.
10-13-2022 11:11 am
$ 21.99
Apollo Knit Women's Scoopneck T-shirt
All work and no play make the Apollo 11 moon landing a total hoax? A conspiracy theory so popular it made its way into the Overlook Hotel in Stanley Kubrick's 1980 horror classic, The Shining. Whether you enjoy the film or strongly support either side of the age-old, moon-landing debate, you certainly can't "fake" your love for this scoop-neck t-shirt, inspired by the iconic Danny Torrance sweater.
10-13-2022 09:38 am
$ 21.99
Zombie SexyHackers Team Women's Scoopneck T-shirt
If you shamble and stagger out of bed, dragging your lifeless limbs around in a groggy state of mind until you get your morning cup of joe -- much like us here at Sexy Hackers -- then this hilarious, scoop neck t-shirt is for you. An homage to the infamous brainless living dead, this shirt parodies our staff's addiction to coffee and that 8 AM caffeine injection to jumpstart our day.
11-09-2022 15:01 pm
$ 21.99
Half Court Hero Women's Scoopneck T-shirt
Whether you play basketball or just love to watch the games, this comfy, scoop-neck t-shirt is sure to be a slam dunk! Or score some points by giving your sporty friend this awesome shirt as a gift. If you miss 100% of the shots you never take, then make that throw from the mid court line! Be the hero the basketball court deserves, but not the one it needs.
09-12-2019 02:45 am
$ 29.99
Evil Power Master Unisex Sweatshirts
This comfy sweatshirt is inspired by sci-fi, multiple-ending books, made popular in the '80s and the focus of Sexy Hackers new podcast. So put on this awesome sweatshirt and follow our "Turn To Page Fun" podcast crew to the Lacoonian System to battle the Evil Power Master and restore order to the galaxy. And if you are going to choose your own adventure, why not give it a little Star Wars twist?
11-08-2022 15:59 pm
$ 21.99
Evil Power Master Women's Scoopneck T-shirt
This scoop-neck t-shirt is inspired by sci-fi, multiple-ending books, made popular in the '80s and the focus of Sexy Hackers new podcast. So put on this awesome tee and follow our "Turn To Page Fun" podcast crew to the Lacoonian System to battle the Evil Power Master and restore order to the galaxy. And if you are going to choose your own adventure, why not give it a little Star Wars twist?
08-22-2019 09:25 am
$ 19.99
Space Ship Kitty Unisex T-shirt
Fresh from the raid on Area 51, the Sexy Hackers "Rosie The Riveter" inspired cat is piloting a spaceship among the cosmos in this fun and unique graphic design. This comfy, cotton t-shirt is a "purrfect" addition to your wardrobe if you love cats, outer space, or revel in the idea of UFOs and extraterrestrials. The truth is out there.
04-26-2019 12:31 pm
$ 22.99
HeartBreak Kid Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Here is a goofy top we are sure you will “heart.” This quirky, graphic design is printed on a comfy, tri-blend fabric, racer-back tank-top, a lovable article of clothing perfect for any occasion. You will be breaking hearts with this adorable, casual look.
04-26-2019 12:20 pm
$ 19.99
HeartBreak Kid Unisex T-shirt by Sexy Hackers
Here is a goofy t-shirt we are sure you will “heart.” This quirky, graphic design is printed on a comfy, 100% cotton tee, a lovable article of clothing perfect for any occasion. You will be breaking hearts with this adorable, casual look.
04-26-2019 10:31 am
$ 29.99
New York City Unisex Sweatshirts
This design, featuring multiple signature fonts goes out to our East Coast friends in NYC. A comfy sweatshirt like this is perfect to wear for any occasion, especially for a city that never sleeps. Whether you are a New Yorker at heart wanting to show your pride for your city, or just want to show your admiration for the Big Apple, this graphic sweatshirt is perfect for you.
02-03-2017 13:19 pm
$ 30
Mr. MTR - Small Print Version
It's our logo! Minimalistically Speaking. In an even mini-er version. Rock it with pride.
