06-19-2020 10:23 am
$ 39.99
Bard Unisex Hoodies
Be ye role-playing game counterpart an artistic and magical Bard? Then this is the hoodie for you! Get ready to kick it old school on your next table-top, dice-rolling adventure with this nostalgic graphic design.
06-18-2020 14:26 pm
$ 24.99
Ninja Turtles and Mario Men's Long Sleeve
What happens when video game's classic "Jump Man" jumps the wrong turtle? You hope he is fast enough to escape the ninja brothers. Good thing our favorite plumber has lots of experience out-running the reptiles of his kingdom. We always thought it odd a plumber spent suspiciously little time actually repairing pipes and more time on strange adventures to rescue a princess. Why is a princess friends with a tradesman anyway? Either way, if you're a fan of the classic game, odds are you grew up loving the turtle ninjas, too, so this comfy, long-sleeved t-shirt is a perfect addition to your wardrobe.
06-18-2020 14:04 pm
$ 19.99
Druid Unisex T-shirt
We are giving a vintage twist with this Druid t-shirt. If your fantasy, role-playing character is magical and revolves around nature, then this comfy, cotton tee with a nostalgic, graphic is for you! Get ready to kick it old school and wear this while you’re rolling dice and shape-shifting into animals during your next table-top, role-playing adventure.
06-04-2020 13:05 pm
$ 39.99
White Love Peace and Happiness Unisex Hoodies
Following the difficult times of the COVID-19, this world could use a little inspiration from the 1960s. So let's take the tie-dye, flower-crowns, "peace and love" of yesteryear and reinvent it for the 21st century with a little modern flare. Whether you self-identify as a hippy, want to spread a little happiness, or you enjoy the cute, kawaii pose popularized in Japanese culture, you are sure to love this comfy hoodie!
03-11-2020 04:55 am
$ 39.99
I Dream In Pixels Unisex Hoodies
Here’s a sweatshirt that any computer programmer or video gamer would love to wear. This comfy hoodie features a fun, colorful graphic design for anyone who lives and dreams in a virtual world. If you lie awake in bed counting pixelated, 8-bit, digital sheep, then this is the hooded sweatshirt for you.
02-17-2020 11:55 am
$ 39.99
The World Is Against Me Unisex Hoodies
Everyone experiences at least one moment in their life when they feel beaten down, like everyone and everything is against them. But it is these very hardships that help us grown. Put a little optimistic spin on it with this fun, hooded sweatshirt. You are a warrior and you are undefeated, no matter how much the world throws at you. Welcome the challenge, and you will emerge stronger and wearing this badass hoodie.
02-17-2020 11:55 am
$ 22.99
The World Is Against Me Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Everyone experiences at least one moment in their life when they feel beaten down, like everyone and everything is against them. But it is these very hardships that help us grown. Put a little optimistic spin on it with this fun, racer-back tank-top. You are a warrior and you are undefeated, no matter how much the world throws at you. Welcome the challenge, and you will emerge stronger and wearing this badass tee.
01-22-2020 06:54 am
$ 29.99
Book Wyrm Unisex Sweatshirts
If you indulge in reading fantasy books and stories, then you are no spineless, invertebrate crawler. A much better-suited name would be a "Book Wyrm," referring instead to mythological, limbless, wingless, serpent-like dragons. You make love literature, but you are still fierce! Wear this majestic, comfy sweatshirt to show off your new-found "Book Wyrm" pride.
01-22-2020 02:02 am
$ 22.99
STRxCONxDEX Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Looking for a shirt with just as much charisma as your fantasy, role-playing game counter-part? Well, look no further because Sexy Hackers has got you covered with this RPG-inspired, racer-back tank-top featuring Wisdom, Dexterity, and all the other character stats you have come to know and love. Why settle for anything less when you can have it all with your new favorite tank.
01-10-2020 00:32 am
$ 39.99
Cleric - Kicking it Old School Unisex Hoodies
If you and your role-playing character have identified as a magical Cleric in a popular table-top game, there this is the hoodie for you! Get ready to kick it old school on your next fantasy adventure with this nostalgic, graphic design. No matter your divine domain, this comfy, hooded sweatshirt is perfect to wear while healing your team or controlling the undead.
12-26-2019 20:30 pm
$ 29.99
Role Playing vs Therapy Unisex Sweatshirts
If like us, you're as committed to pushing your problems deep, deep, down as much as possible, you need this sweatshirt. It proudly states, "Yes, I am upset that my car is falling apart, and I'm unfulfilled in my personal life, but on the weekends I pretend to be an elf with magic powers and that more than makes up for the monotony of real life." And really, folks, all we really need is that non-destructive outlet. That, and sweet, sweet loot. So buy this comfy sweatshirt, and shove those sad thoughts deep, deep down, somewhere past Menzoberranzan.
12-26-2019 20:30 pm
$ 22.99
Role Playing vs Therapy Women's Racer-back Tank-top
If like us, you're as committed to pushing your problems deep, deep, down as much as possible, you need this shirt. It proudly states, "Yes, I am upset that my car is falling apart, and I'm unfulfilled in my personal life, but on the weekends I pretend to be an elf with magic powers and that more than makes up for the monotony of real life." And really, folks, all we really need is that non-destructive outlet. That, and sweet, sweet loot. So buy this comfy, racer-back tank-top, and shove those sad thoughts deep, deep down, somewhere past Menzoberranzan.
12-18-2019 02:38 am
$ 22.99
All Arcadians State Women's Racer-back Tank-top
All Arcadians, get ready to let your school spirit fly! This comfy tank is perfect for those long nights hunched over textbooks, or has you covered for unplanned quests… whichever happens first. Standard sizes fit all creatures from Elves to Orcs, but colors are limited – goddess will need to check other styles for bubblegum pink.
12-17-2019 08:19 am
$ 22.99
Flashback Bitches Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Sometimes a story needs some background, and characters need a way time travel. Arcadia was fresh out of Flux Capacitors, so we invented our own way to go back in time! Wear this tank whenever you’re planning on flashing back for dramatic effect. DeLorean and plutonium not required.
11-28-2019 17:44 pm
$ 19.99
Visit Whitestone Unisex T-shirt
This humorous, cotton t-shirt pays homage to the "critically" acclaimed Twitch show: Critical Role. This long-running web series includes a band of actors playing Dungeons & Dragons, venturing through fantasy lands and mystical castles like Whitestone, home of the de Rolo family. Wear this nerdy tee to show the world your love for the show or for role-playing games all together.
11-26-2019 11:18 am
$ 16.99
Singer Color-Changing Coffee Mug
You have a song burning in your soul, or maybe it's just the hot coffee warming and fueling your body. Either way, this black and white graphic design of this ceramic mug is perfect to let the world know of your talent and passion for singing. Life is the rhythm and coffee if your music.
11-22-2019 13:54 pm
$ 39.99
Christmas Pizza Unisex Hoodies
Are you tired of all the cheesy Christmas Sweatshirts? Well then check out this saucy, little hoodie! Playing off the traditional Ugly Sweater pattern, this hooded sweatshirt features slices of pepperoni pizza and snowflakes for a deliciously festive holiday season! Get the top with all the toppings.
11-22-2019 11:25 am
$ 22.99
We Came We Saw We Kicked Its Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Is your home, school, or workplace haunted with spirits, terrorizing you day in and day out? Who you gonna' call? Ghostbusters! Wearing tan jumpsuits and huge vacuum canisters, the local Ghostbusters will speed over in an Ecto-1 hearse to suck up any poltergeists dwelling in your halls. Show your support and respect for their hard work by wearing this fun, racer-back tank-top. You ain't afraid of no ghost!
11-07-2019 21:28 pm
$ 29.99
WTF Unisex Sweatshirts
There has never been a better exclamation of shock or disbelief than "what the f*ck?" Though there have been many variations, both censored and explicit, you just can't beat the original WTF. Express the satisfying acronym with this fun, comfy sweatshirt, a perfect addition to your wardrobe no matter what "WTF" alternatives you use.
10-24-2019 15:47 pm
$ 14.99
Ranger RPG Coffee Mug
In the table-top, role-playing fantasy world, you are a reclusive, hermit and hunter, known as a Ranger, and we have got just the mug for you! Our “Ranger” design in our Character Class series was created especially for our Hunters and Beast Master friends. This Game Master-Approved, coffee mug is perfect for sipping your hot beverage of choice at your next dice-rolling quest.
09-12-2019 04:28 am
$ 22.99
Salem Broom Co. Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Cauldron? Check. Spellbook? Check. Broom? We’ve got you covered! Creators of quality brooms since 1692, the Olde Salem Broom Co. is here for all the witches out there – and just in time for Halloween. Whether you’re a good witch or a bad witch, this is the perfect racer back tank to show your true colors, and warn others “something wicked this way comes…”.
No guarantees that it will improve your flying game, though!
08-20-2019 07:53 am
$ 22.99
Who Let Me Read This Women's Racer-back Tank-top
We have all read a strange book or two growing up, either for pleasure or requirements of high school English classes. Now Sexy Hackers' latest Podcast "Who Let Me Read This?" is here to remind you of all those CliffsNotes you thought were forgotten over the years. Wear this comfy, racer-back tank-top in support and join us each week as our podcast dives into the inappropriate books of our youth and how they impacted our lives with WTF plot points, twists, turns, headcannons, and conspiracy theories.
08-19-2019 17:18 pm
$ 22.99
Turn-To-Page Fun Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Get ready to turn the page to a brand new comedic adventure. Sexy Hackers is excited to present the Podcast "Turn To Page Fun," a show following different Milwaukee locals through multiple-endings, choose-your-own-adventure books. Wear this magical, racer-back tank-top featuring the show's logo and let's embark on a quest through literature!
10-20-2022 09:17 am
$ 49.99
8-bit Legend Backpack
Kick it old-school with this new, 8-bit video game inspired backpack! This stylish backpack features a nostalgic pattern of miscellaneous hearts, keys, and fantasy weapons. Perfect for school, and a lifetime of vintage, virtual adventures.
05-01-2019 18:43 pm
$ 30.50
Body Positive Orc - We are all about the Body Positive Movement in the Land of Generica
Watch us stream live every Monday at 7PM Central on Twitch.tv/sxyHACKERS as our Body Positive Orc Barraka plays NO DICE. If your into Elves, Orcs, Dwarfs mixed a few Humans here and there then our Twitch channel is for you!
Join us every week as we go on a crazy adventure in a land we call Generica, exclusively on SexyHacers.tv
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• Tri-blend construction (50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon)
• 40 singles thread weight
• Comfortable and durable
• Contemporary fit
• Lightweight
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
