05-26-2020 12:39 pm
$ 24.99
Love, Peace, & Happiness Men's Long Sleeve
During stressful times, like the 2020 COVID-19 Pandemic, we need a little throwback to the "Peace and Love" mentality of the 1960s. Hold up that 2-fingered "V", share a little smile, and spread a little love. Whether you self-identify as a hippy, you are trying to bring some light into these dark times, or you just enjoy the cute, kawaii pose popularized in Japanese culture, you are sure to love this cotton t-shirt! Forget the tie-died, flower-power of yesteryear. Its time to bring back the beliefs of unity and world peace into the 21st century with this fun, comfy shirt.
05-21-2020 11:51 am
$ 22.99
Animal Crossing - Buy and Sell Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Welcome to your own island, where money figuratively AND literally grows on trees. Clear your land of fruit, clumps of weeds, rocks, and insects, fish your waters for sea life, and dump it all at the local shop in exchange for Bells, your island's form of currency. Of course, you can use the money to pay off your interest-free home-loans with the big man raccoon, OR you could buy the random furniture of the day to clutter your house. Ah, the freedom to choose. Wear this video-game-inspired, graphic shirt to express that feeling of fun and freedom in the real world.
04-14-2020 18:43 pm
$ 39.99
Air Fist Bump Unisex Hoodies
The Corona Virus pandemic of 2020 may be scary to some, but meme-fodder for others. While we at Sexy Hackers still greatly stress the importance of hygienic, safety practices like washing your hands (and singing a little song of your choice to ensure you are washing your hands for the appropriate length of time), we are still going to make jokes and respect the recommended social distancing for COVID-19. Let's immortalize this strange, strange time, with a goofy, hooded sweatshirt about "air" fist pumps.
04-07-2020 13:45 pm
$ 22.99
Therapy... It's For Everyone Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Sit down on this leather couch and tell us about it. You need a new shirt? You're tired of wearing that same old Stone Cold Steve Austin tee from 1998, back when he was relevant? Well, this racer-back tank-top is about taking care of your mental health, while taking care of your body, swaddling it in the finest cloth. Why get a new shirt removing the stigma of mental health care? Because Stone Cold said so.
03-11-2020 18:03 pm
$ 29.99
Wipe The Logs Unisex Sweatshirts
Look, we've all been there -- hurriedly deleting browser history, cookies, or throwing away all the empty cans of soda you have stashed in your bedroom before company comes over. This shirt embodies that slogan: leave no trace. Get in and get out. Get the data. Eat those cookies. I mean, delete those cookies. Find the access logs. Wipe them clean. Or maybe you're just a very obsessive lumberjack who is into cleaning. Either way, you're going to want this sweatshirt.
03-11-2020 18:03 pm
$ 22.99
Wipe The Logs Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Look, we've all been there -- hurriedly deleting browser history, cookies, or throwing away all the empty cans of soda you have stashed in your bedroom before company comes over. This shirt embodies that slogan: leave no trace. Get in and get out. Get the data. Eat those cookies. I mean, delete those cookies. Find the access logs. Wipe them clean. Or maybe you're just a very obsessive lumberjack who is into cleaning. Either way, you're going to want this shirt.
03-11-2020 04:55 am
$ 24.99
I Dream In Pixels Men's Long Sleeve
Here’s a shirt that any computer programmer or video gamer would love to wear. This comfy, long-sleeved tee features a fun, colorful graphic design for anyone who lives and dreams in a virtual world. If you lie awake in bed counting pixelated, 8-bit, digital sheep, then this is the shirt for you.
02-05-2020 11:34 am
$ 48.99
Mario Mushroom Skater Dress
Forget the mustaches and overalls: with this awesome dress, you are the hero plumber of your own bright and colorful world! Get ready to discover different power-up mushrooms, collect gold coins, jump on enemy's heads, and slide up and down pipes on your adventure to save the kidnapped princess. Wear this video-game-inspired dress for an extra 1-up.
02-04-2020 10:38 am
$ 48.99
Alien Patterned Skater Dress
Don't let this "floral" pattern fool you. Take a closer look and you will find this dress is actually decorated with aliens and stars of deep space. This UFO (Unexplainably Fabulous Object) is perfect for any believer in flying saucers and little green men. Wear this comfy, fitted dress for a night out on the town, or while sneaking into Area 51 for proof of the mysterious Men in Black.
01-22-2020 06:54 am
$ 24.99
Book Wyrm Men's Long Sleeve
If you indulge in reading fantasy books and stories, then you are no spineless, invertebrate crawler. A much better-suited name would be a "Book Wyrm," referring instead to mythological, limbless, wingless, serpent-like dragons. You make love literature, but you are still fierce! Wear this majestic, long-sleeved shirt to show off your new-found "Book Wyrm" pride.
01-09-2020 13:40 pm
$ 22.99
Nessie Believe Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Here is a shirt specifically designed for the believers. If you are one of the few who still express a firm belief that Nessie, the Lock Ness Monster, is real and not just driftwood or a miscellaneous animal in the 1934 "Surgeon's Photograph". Despite solid evidence and credible sources, your faith can't be swayed. So wear this fun and comfy, racer-back tank-top to share your sense of wonder with the world.
12-17-2019 10:00 am
$ 29.99
All Arcadians Community College Unisex Sweatshirts
Ready for higher education, but not quite ready to commit to a full four years? I mean, who has time for that?! That’s Arcadia’s Community College exists – to get you out of the classroom and into the “real” world as fast as possible. Grab this sweatshirt to show the world you’re a graduate of Arcadia’s Community College and ready to jump into any quest with minimal training.
11-29-2019 09:51 am
$ 19.99
Santa Believe Unisex T-shirt
Aliens. Santa Claus. While both have their separate gang of believers, they rarely overlap. Until now! In this fun and unique holiday t-shirt, Santa Claus is depicted as an alien, and suddenly everything makes sense. Alien technology allows him to fly around the Earth in a single night each Christmas Eve. Alien genetics have allowed him to live this long. The general disbelief among adults in the red-clad, bearded, old man because they don't believe in extraterrestrials. Who knew one, sick tee could blow so many minds!
11-29-2019 03:23 am
$ 22.99
OP Gamer Women's Racer-back Tank-top
A hardcore gamer's life is not easy, whether it's running away from a zombie or button-mashing desperately to defeat a boss, a true gamer knows it is more than a hobby: it's a lifestyle. Wear this awesome, racer-back tank-top to let the world know of your OP Gamer status. Or just wear it on the couch while you submerge yourself in another round of Call of Duty.
11-28-2019 19:12 pm
$ 29.99
Cat Nitendo: Holiday Edition Unisex Sweatshirts
Time to get nostalgic with this sweatshirt, featuring a classic NES cartridge for the Holiday Edition of the fictitious Nintendo game." This design suggests that the make-believe game's protagonist, Santa Claus-impersonating feline, will be armed and on the hunt for rodents this Christmas season. This fun, vintage sweatshirt is perfect for that uncomfortable family get-together or a casual office holiday party.
11-28-2019 17:44 pm
$ 39.99
Yeah I Party Unisex Hoodies
Not to brag, but this hooded sweatshirt is pretty baller, and it is sure to let the world know how baller you are, too. Buy this hoodie and keep the festivities going all night, because “a fantasy, table-top role-playing party don’t stop.” Wear this must-have sweatshirt and prepare yourself for a dragon-slaying, dice-rolling, RPG marathon!
11-25-2019 16:54 pm
$ 14.99
Relentless Coffee Mug
If you were inspired by Robin Sharma, a Self-Help Writer and Leadership Speaker, then you may see yourself as "relentless." Be all in or all out. There is no halfway. Be tenacious in everything you do. Show the world you will not give up without a fight and do it all while sipping a hot cup of joe from this relentless coffee mug.
11-18-2019 05:20 am
$ 22.99
Feminism Definition Women's Racer-back Tank-top
Whether you are making a satirical statement about the equality of genders or an active supporter of women's rights, then this shirt would make a perfect addition to your wardrobe. Society has come a long way, but sexism is still an issue in this day and age. The very least we can do is raise awareness, especially with comfy, racer-back tank-top like this.
10-30-2019 23:52 pm
$ 22.99
Zombie SexyHackers Team Women's Racer-back Tank-top
If you shamble and stagger out of bed, dragging your lifeless limbs around in a groggy state of mind until you get your morning cup of joe -- much like us here at Sexy Hackers -- then this hilarious, racer-back tank-top is for you. An homage to the infamous brainless living dead, this shirt parodies our staff's addiction to coffee and that 8 AM caffeine injection to jumpstart our day.
10-18-2019 10:41 am
$ 22.99
I Never Finish Anyth Women's Racer-back Tank-top
I started writing an exciting description of this graphic racer-back tank-top, but then...
09-03-2019 09:06 am
$ 65.99
Sexy Hackers Text Logo Champion Bomber Jacket
Represent our brand with this awesome bomber jacket featuring our Sexy Hackers logo. This bomb, cotton/polyester fleece jacket is perfect for any hacker or fan of our nerdy merchandise. This zip-up sweatshirt is designed to keep you looking cool even when it is cool outside.
08-22-2019 11:14 am
$ 39.99
Space Ship Kitty Unisex Hoodies
Fresh from the raid on Area 51, the Sexy Hackers "Rosie The Riveter" inspired cat is piloting a spaceship among the cosmos in this fun and unique graphic design. This comfy hoodie is a "purrfect" addition to your wardrobe if you love cats, outer space, or revel in the idea of UFOs and extraterrestrials. The truth is out there.
05-14-2019 14:32 pm
$ 39.99
SHTV Cookie Unisex Hoodies
Are you hanging out in the land of Generica? Then you may "know where this is going." (Shameless plug for our Twitch Channel http://twitch.tv/sxyHACKERS.) This comfy, hooded sweatshirt features a chibi, fan-art of the world-famous Chef Cookie the Dwarf. Shout out to the artist, April, for creating this fun design. You can follow her on Instagram @dillie.pickles; you can also follow Cookie and the rest of the No Dice Crew catch us every Monday at 7 PM Central on Twitch TV.
04-10-2019 16:45 pm
$ 19.99
LAX Girl Unisex T-shirt
Show your pride and admiration for lacrosse with this baller t-shirt. Whether playing on a field or court, or watching from the sidelines, this shirt is sure to catch some eyes. If you love the contact sport of lacrosse, then this cotton tee is the perfect addition to your wardrobe.
03-13-2019 10:04 am
$ 22.99
Son of Oculus Cut Out Variation Women's Racerback Tank-Top
Tank-Top Description: Inspired by the infamous 1964 self-portrait by René Magritte, Son of Man, a modern twist has been applied to the Bowler-Hat man for this satirical racer-back tank-top. We always want to see what is hidden, and living in this digital age, technology like virtual reality headsets allow us to see more than ever before. This commentary shirt is perfect to wear out for drinks or to the office and is certain to make a bold, yet humorous, statement.
