If "coffee is life," then we have just the thing for you! The black and white graphic design of this ceramic mug depicts your quintessential morning with a hot cup of joe to fuel your body for a long hard day of leadership. Whether you are a business director, program leader, or the one calling the shots on set, this coffee mug is sure to make you feel like a boss.

Though typically made of sugar or clay, C-3PO makes a great, Tatooine-scrap-metal Calavera. I’m sure of the seven million forms of communication this droid is fluent in he would have some way of talking to the deceased spirits of Obi Wan or Anakin, so he could be a real improvement for the Mexican celebration, The Day of the Dead. With all the characters that die throughout the Star Wars series, the Jedi could sure use a holiday like that anyway.

Don’t be fooled by the enigmatic, mystical name. The “cloud” is nothing more than a network of computer servers used for storage backups and media sharing. No wispy, fluffy puffs of moisture floating up high in the stratosphere that magically contains your iPhone photos from your vacation to Cancun last year. Nope. Just a bunch of machines that are hoarding insane amounts of your old emails and Google searches.

Here’s a fun, graphic design of a semi-automatic, blowback-operated submachine gun known as an UZI. Neon outlines on a solid, black poster make for a snazzy, pop of color in your wardrobe. Perfect to hang in your man-cave while you chug your Dr. Pepper and blast some noobs with bullets on Call of Duty. Kick back with some day-old pizza and admire your wall art victoriously.

For those days when you are just not in any mood to entertain, maybe this shirt will help ward off visitors and bless you with some "alone time." If they can’t take the hint, you can always put on some noise-cancelling headphones and just pretend they’re gone. Fake it until you make it, because eventually they will leave. Social interaction is so overrated.