Sexy Hackers TV - NO DICE

S1: EPISODE 7 - THE FORCE OF WAKING

S1: EPISODE 7  - THE FORCE OF WAKING

REFERENCES! The sinister entity known as SNARF has created a galaxy within the blood diamond maze ruled by an evil government, the details of which were not explained. The evil REALMERER of the Galaxy is planning to take the WICKET, something which is definitely important, to build a super weapon on with the power to destroy an ENTIRE PLANET, or several, again the details have not been specified.

S1: EPISODE 6 - GET TO THE HWY MAN!

S1: EPISODE 6 - GET TO THE HWY MAN!

After confronting specters of their past in the town of High Noon, Captain Cecaelia's crew travel deeper into the Labyrinth of the Blood Diamond on their effort to escape Snarf's dungeon.

S1: EPISODE 5 - CAMPAIGNFIRE TALES, LET'S MAKE CAMP!

S1: EPISODE 5 - CAMPAIGNFIRE TALES, LET'S MAKE CAMP!

Upon entering the mysterious Blood Diamond with the goal of making it to the center of its maze and escaping Snarf’s Dungeon, Captain Cecaelia’s crew is met by a concierge that invites them to dress in attire that is not of their time. After choosing strange new outfits and stranger new weapons, they are invited to enter the first level of the Blood Diamond’s Labyrinth a world within a world called High Noon, which is someplace west of Cincinnati.

S1: EPISODE 4 - ANYTHING GOES IN JAZZ CITY

S1: EPISODE 4 - ANYTHING GOES IN JAZZ CITY

Captain Cecealia and crew wake up in a darkened night club in Jazz City called The Cat House with no memory of how they got there or what they did last night. A salacious note left for Brakka by the Ice-man and a matchbook in Cecaelia's pocket lead them across the street to BottleBabbies, the kind of place where a body can get anything: Sex, an education, a quite place to read, anything.

Let's Sing The No Dice Theme Song Lyrics

Let's Sing The No Dice Theme Song Lyrics

OPENING SONG

Come brave men and women all, gathered here within this hall,
 
Harken to adventure’s call, and feel thy spirits rise
 
There’s wizards, rogues, and maidens fair, barbarians in fur underwear
 
For thee...